2003

Chris in 2003, on his 21st birthday...

...which was a complete disaster.

Early version of the Christian & The Hedgehog Boys' debut album, recorded on 21 August 2003.

On 21 July 2003, Chris drew Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares.

2003 was the year that Chris turned 21 years old. This year marked Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his Love Quest, essentially starting him down the long and winding road that has led to his bizarre and unreal current state.

Events of 2003

• Spring - Chris starts approaching girls at Piedmont Valley Community College, but they all say that they have boyfriends.
• Summer - Chris starts his Love Quest. One day, he approaches a girl who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

February

• 10 February - Chris writes "my big 18th party," a short account of his 18th birthday.
• 24 February - Chris's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got kicked out of English class. Later Chris admitted that this was mostly his own fault.
• 25 February - Chris realizes he needs a female sweetheart.

April

• 1 April - Chris creates the Hedgehogs in Love card.
• 10 April - Chris writes "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs," the Sonichu story.

May

• 2 May - Chris creates the CD Christian's Anime World, which suggests that Chris was a Sailor Moon fan before the Megan saga.

June

• June - Chris starts working as a salesman for Cutco cutlery.

July

• 10 July - Chris writes in his guestbook again as Ricardo, saying that his site rocks.
• 20 July - After cancelling it, Fox sells the rerun rights of Family Guy to Adult Swim.
• 21 July - Chris completes Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares.
• 22 July - Chris records a CD for Sarah Hammer, entitled Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian & Sarah.

August

• August - Chris enters his fourth year at PVCC.
• August - Christian officially starts his sweetheart search. He makes his first sign, stating that he is looking for a boyfriend-free girl.
• 20 August - Chris writes "Yellow is a Mellow Color"
• 21 August - Christian & The Hedgehog Boys record their debut album.
• 23 August - Christian's Anime World 2! is released.

September

• September - Chris stops working for Cutco.
• 4 September - Bob turns 76.
• 25 September - Chris draws a picture of Flame the Sunbird, his latest "creation."

October

• 1 October - Barb turns 62.
• 2 October - Christian writes Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu.
• 7 October - Mary Lee Walsh confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
• 13 October - Sarah Hammer's birthday. Christian gives her Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares.

November

• 4 November - Chris writes the poem "saddest heart in the world."
• 12 November - Chris starts keeping a diary in Animal Crossing.
• 19 November - As a diary entry, Chris simply leaves the web address for CWC's Sonichu Site!, probably in preparation for his upcoming Animal Crossing Documentary.
• 22 November - In his Animal Crossing diary, Chris writes about "the medeling [sic] 'Mary Lee Walsh'" crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend.
• 22 November - Chris shoots his Animal Crossing Documentary.

December

• 4 December - The first known trolling of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of PVCC next week.