2009

Chris in 2009.

Chris's literary pick of the year.

On June 12 2009, we see Chris dronking a Long Island Iced Tea.

On June 13 2009, we get to see the PSP of Fail.

On July 15 2009, Chris is spotted with a female.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life.

Events of 2009

January

See January 2009

February

See February 2009

March

See March 2009

April

See April 2009

May

see May 2009

June

• June 5 - CChanSonichu is hacked by trolls, who upload the memorable "Coming out of the closet" video as well as an amusing, pro-gay music video.
• June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers and favorites several Britney Spears related videos in order to prove his straightness.
• June 12 - Two videos are uploaded that show Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea and singing at a TGI Friday's.
• June 13 - Not one, not two, but three more videos of Chris at TGI Friday's are uploaded. He also posts another Craigslist ad, telling off jews instead of blacks this time.[1]
• June 14 - Chris sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" and mentions the word "nigger". Approximately 2 hours after he posts this video, he uploads another called I'm sorry, Dude in which he apologizes for making scathing insulting remarks at the homosexual community.
• June 28 - BILLY MAYS dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of CWCville out in the open.

July

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• July 1 - Chris uploads two videos, Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 and a video of him responding to G4 showing a video of him.
• July 3 - ScrewAttackEurope releases the first of many videos of Chris being interviewed.
• July 4 - ScrewAttackEurope releases Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith.
• July 7 - ScrewAttackEurope releases Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet and Chris uploads Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009.
• July 10 - Chris uploads three videos--ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119. Directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of death threats of slander in these videos resulted in getting his YouTube account suspended.
• July 11 - Chris creates a a new YouTube account and uploads I GOT A FISH as well as A near public apology.
• July 13 - Four more videos are uploaded featuring Chris out drinking.
• July 15 - Pictures emerge on 4Chan's /v/ of Chris sitting in a pub with a rather heavy girl.
• July 17 - Chris uploads Rollin' and Trollin', where he gives a tour of CWCville.
• July 19 - Chris uploads CWC Trollin More where he dubs over his own video.
• July 22 - Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009, a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, A Preview, a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
• July 23 - Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the true and honest CWC and not the imposter we know he is. NBC 24 in Charlottesville broadcasts a news report in which Chris was spotted with the Medallion in public. In addition, Chris uploads Do Not Dis C Ville.
• July 24 - A video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked onto 4-cent_garbage's /v/. Chris uploads a strange video, It's UGH!, of him singing the song "It's OK to be Gay" but removes the video in less than 20 minutes. He uploads Cwc dare soon after.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.