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Things expected in ''' | [[Image:SchuRL.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] in '''2010'''.]] | ||
* [[ | [[Image:Rosechu.jpg|thumb|[[Rosechu]] in '''2010'''.]] | ||
*[[ | [[Image:Alenci.jpg|thumb|[[Angelica]] in '''2010'''.]] | ||
* [[ | [[Image:Simonl.jpg|thumb|[[Simonla]] in '''2010'''.]] | ||
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Things <s>planned</s> expected in '''2010''': | |||
*[[Chris]] is trolled more. ''(obvious that one)'' | |||
*Chris goes to his [[Manchester High School|High School]] reunion, where he hopes to repay [[Tiffany Gowen]] with a dance. He is quickly rebuffed and blinded with pepper spray for attempted rape. He also is physically removed from the reunion after he pitches a fit about losing the "Most Accomplished After High School" award to Chicago Cub [[Wikipedia:Sean_Marshall|Sean Marshall]]. | |||
*Chris's condoms expire, unused. | |||
*[[Bob Chandler]] dies. | |||
*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go scampers! :3)'' | |||
*Zombies [[Ryan Cash]] and [[Clyde Cash]] come back from the dead to exact revenge on Chris. | |||
*Chris goes to the [[Fashion Square Mall]] armed with a [[pickle]]-firing sniper rifle, a [[Nintendo]] DS and in a [[Virgin with rage|Virgin Rage]], massacres several [[Jerkops]] and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]]. | |||
*Chris is sent to prison for three months for the massacre described above. | |||
*Chris is raped by Big Bubba in jail and realizes he is indeed a [[homo]]. | |||
*With her cat and husband gone and her son in jail, [[Barbara Chandler]] commits suicide. | |||
*''CWC the Movie'' picked up by Warner Bros. | |||
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released on [[PS3]], PS2, Wii, PSP and DS ''(never on [[Hex Bawx]])'' and become the fastest selling games of all time, outselling ''Wii Sports'' 5:1. | |||
*Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game. | |||
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the American Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V. | |||
*After being released from his three month sentence for the massacre of the Jerkops at the mall (damn court system, letting retards off the hook...), Chris dons a [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]] suit, and beats several people to death with a stainless steel, industrial strength, pneumatic dildo. He is sentenced to 4 weeks of house arrest. | |||
*[[Trolls]] manage to part Chris from his house trading him some "[[Wikipedia:Jack_and_the_Beanstalk|magic beans]]" for it. | |||
*Chris has a sex change then later becomes an hero. | |||
*Chris is later discovered to be the fabric that holds the entire universe in balance, and with his death, a black hole appears destroying all life, planets and space, all humans turn into puddles of orange tang juice, and giant robots in space commit suicide, creating the second big bang. Reminiscent of the last few minutes of the [[animu]] movie ''The End of Evangelion''. | |||
*Chris kidnaps, rapes, and murders every single ones of his past gal pals and then attempts to create the perfect [[Boyfriend-free Girl]] by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using his PS3. | |||
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Revision as of 18:41, 19 December 2009
Sonichu in 2010.
Rosechu in 2010.
Angelica in 2010.
Simonla in 2010.
Things planned expected in 2010:
- Chris is trolled more. (obvious that one)
- Chris goes to his High School reunion, where he hopes to repay Tiffany Gowen with a dance. He is quickly rebuffed and blinded with pepper spray for attempted rape. He also is physically removed from the reunion after he pitches a fit about losing the "Most Accomplished After High School" award to Chicago Cub Sean Marshall.
- Chris's condoms expire, unused.
- Bob Chandler dies.
- Scampers runs away. (go go scampers! :3)
- Zombies Ryan Cash and Clyde Cash come back from the dead to exact revenge on Chris.
- Chris goes to the Fashion Square Mall armed with a pickle-firing sniper rifle, a Nintendo DS and in a Virgin Rage, massacres several Jerkops and girlfriend un-free boys.
- Chris is sent to prison for three months for the massacre described above.
- Chris is raped by Big Bubba in jail and realizes he is indeed a homo.
- With her cat and husband gone and her son in jail, Barbara Chandler commits suicide.
- CWC the Movie picked up by Warner Bros.
- Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles & Sonichu the Game are released on PS3, PS2, Wii, PSP and DS (never on Hex Bawx) and become the fastest selling games of all time, outselling Wii Sports 5:1.
- Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "Kick the Autistic" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
- High Functioning Autism is officially recognized by the American Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
- After being released from his three month sentence for the massacre of the Jerkops at the mall (damn court system, letting retards off the hook...), Chris dons a Donald Duck suit, and beats several people to death with a stainless steel, industrial strength, pneumatic dildo. He is sentenced to 4 weeks of house arrest.
- Trolls manage to part Chris from his house trading him some "magic beans" for it.
- Chris has a sex change then later becomes an hero.
- Chris is later discovered to be the fabric that holds the entire universe in balance, and with his death, a black hole appears destroying all life, planets and space, all humans turn into puddles of orange tang juice, and giant robots in space commit suicide, creating the second big bang. Reminiscent of the last few minutes of the animu movie The End of Evangelion.
- Chris kidnaps, rapes, and murders every single ones of his past gal pals and then attempts to create the perfect Boyfriend-free Girl by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using his PS3.