June 2010

On 4 June, Christian's vendetta against those who wronged him continued.

Chris on 18 June, proving to us that he hasn't learned a damn thing.

On 22 June Chris takes plagiarism to a brand new low.

June 2010 started out with a whimper. After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that Chris would not keep to his word. The first signs of him not staying true to his word was the fact that he continued to log in to his YouTube account. However, some suspect that the real reason he was quiet for the start of the month was ModNation Racers.

The silence was then broken on 4 June. Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with the desire to take a picture of Michael Snyder so that he could print it out and put it on a dartboard. Long story short, Chris attempts vehicular homicide while drunk and he's let off scot-free by the police. Two days later, he makes a video addressing these events, and announces that he's leaving the Internet. Again. For the fifth time.

Chris then fell silent for twelve days. As usual, a few faggots jumped to the conclusion that the CWC saga was over. The faithful were then rewarded on 18 June, when a field agent spotted Chris at the Fridays After Five event in Charlottesville. He then took several pictures of Chris and uploaded them to the internet for the world to see. In a few of these pictures, he is wearing a sports bra which reads "WANT WOMAN", thus showing that ever since he was compelled to leave the internet by an outside force, he has gone back to the era of the attraction sign. This time around, it's not so much retarded as it is really creepy.

At the same time, trolls discovered where Chris had disappeared off to -- the Flipnote Hatena, a website created by Nintendo for the Nintendo DSi programe Flipnote. Clearly, he has failed to take the advice of whoever is trying to get him to keep off of the internet to heart.

Events of June 2010

• 4 June - The Charlottesville Incident. Chris makes a drunken trip to The GAMe PLACe, one of the places he's banned from, takes a photograph of the manajerk Michael Snyder (and/or his daughter) and is confronted by the Snyders and the police.
• 6 June - Michael finally confirms our suspicions. Mike on YouTube talks about how Chris tried to take pictures of his daughter and how he tried to run him over. Surprisingly, this isn't the first time he's tried to kill people with his car.
• 6 June - Chris uploads a video addressing Michael Snyder's accusation against him, along with dispelling the rumor that he sexually molests his cats.
• 10 June - TV Tropes article on Sonichu gets deleted and locked due to "negativity".
• 17 June - TV Tropes article gets partly restored but is still locked to prevent an edit war.
• 18 June - Chris's half-brother Cole Smithey becomes an object of hate to the general public after he gives the first negative review to the otherwise critically-acclaimed Toy Story 3.
• 18 June - Chris attends the Fridays After Five‎ event, dressed as a gay trucker and acting like a pedofork.
• 19 June - Clyde Cash informs the CWCki of Chris's Flipnote Hatena account, giving trolls yet another way to monitor Chris's actions since he "left the internet".
• 21 June - Chris uploads his second Flipnote Hatena creation: an oddly un-Chris-like animation of a stick figure going nowhere, with a high-pitched hum as the only sound. He describes the note as an "Ultimate Nightmare".
• 22 June - Chris continues his Flipnote Hatena spree with a message about anti-bad mouthing.
• 24 June - Chris adds in another Flipnote animation filled with failed Random-Access Humor.