2015
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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2015 is the 7th year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his house burning down last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: due to the events of December 2014, Chris could potentially be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head once before. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a decent attorney nor a (mostly) clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim. So far, he has had his trials preempted a crapload of times.
Events of 2015
- Chris could be serving time in prison due to his recent incarceration and the January Wal-Mart incident, depending on the outcome of his trial on in June.
- Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to Lovely Weather and participated in a medical study to cure homosexuality, as predicted in Sonichu 10. With much of the year already over and little sign of this actually happening, it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
- This is also the year that Chris claimed his father would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic dream.
- This was also supposed to be the year of the Manchester High School 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in 2013 until he found out his gal-pals had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
- On 20 October 2015, Activision will relaunch the Guitar Hero series with Guitar Hero Live.
January
- Main article: January 2015
February
- Main article: February 2015
- Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more medallions on eBay and turned 33.
March
- Main article: March 2015
- Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.
Chris at McDonald's in April 2015.
April
- Main article: April 2015
- Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own Sonichu Amiibo and sold them on Ebay.
May
- Main article: May 2015
- Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some Facebook comments from Kim Wilson indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.
June
- Main article: June 2015
- Chris overreacts to Sonic Boom getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.
July
- Main article: July 2015
- 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down.
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