1990s

Chris in the nineties.

Chris and Mrs. Sanford.

WTF nigger.

This decade marks the beginning of Chris's fail-tastic obsession with Sonic and Pokemon which would one day lead to the abomination that is Sonichu.

1990

Chris meets Sonic.

1990 would be our problematic asspie's last year at Greene County Primary School. It is unknown why he left, and wether he got thrown out.

Events of 1990

• February 24 - Christian's 8th birthday.
• August/September - Chris enters third grade at Greene County Primary School.

1991

Chris in 1991.

1991 would be a troublesome year for Chris. He swiched schools, to Nathanael Greene Elementary School, but wouldn't get on with the principle. Certain teachers also abused Chris, and tried to lock him up in an institution.

Events of 1991

• This year - Christopher is first introduced to Sonic the Hedgehog.
• February 24 - Christian's 9th birthday.
• August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at Nathanael Greene Elementary School. He soon developes a disliking towards the homosexual principal of the school.
• This year - Chris is abused by the teachers at Nathanael Greene Elementary School.
• This year - Christophers father, Robert Chandler, takes abusive teachers to court, but fails.
• This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.

1992

Chris and Barbie. That litlle Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in Christian's sex vid.

In 1992, Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School. His parents gave him home-schooling. Also, to prevent Chris from being locked up in an institution, the Chandler family moved to Richmond.

Events of 1992

• February 24 - Christian's 10th birthday.
• August/September - Chris enters fourth grade. He is home-schooled.
• September - The Chandler family moves to Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments in Chesterfield County, Richmond, because they are afraid Chris will be locked up in an institution. They keep their home in Ruckersville.

1993

In 1993, Chris started attending Providence Middle School in Richmond. He also got more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a sonic-contest.

Events of 1993

• February 24 - Christian's 11th birthday.
• August/September - Christopher starts attending Providence Middle School, entering the sixth grade.
• September - The Chandler family moves to Chesterfield county.
• Autumn - Christopher enters Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.

1994

Chris wants to see the schoolbus.

In 1994, Chris pestered his parent into letting him change his name. He also won the sonic-contest.

Events of 1994

• Winter - Christopher changes his name to Christian.
• February 24 - Christian's 12th birthday.
• February 26 - Christian wins Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.
• May 9 - The Case of Bob Chandler vs Green County School Board is dismissed.
• August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

1995

Chris in 1995.

In 1995, Chris started his last grade at Providence Middle School.

Events of 1995

• February 24 - Christian's 13th birthday.
• August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
• Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Appartments. They move into the Surrywood Subdivision.

1996

Chris in 1996.

Christmas 1996. Spoilt fuck.

1996 was a rather stressfull year for Chris's parents. The neighbors of their new house in Newberry Towne Subdivision started spreading rumours about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending Manchester High School.

Events of 1996

• February 24 - Christian's 14th birthday.
• Early - Barbara Chandler retires from Secretarial Services at Virginia Power.
• Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on honour roll.
• Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the Surrywood Subdivision, and starts living in the Newberry Towne Subdivision. According to Chris, some of the neigbors spreaded rumors about his family.
• August/September - Christian begins his freshman year at Manchester High School.
• Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity basketball team.

1997

Chris in 1997. He had to water the niggos.

In 1997, Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

Events of 1997

• February 24 - Christian's 15th birthday.
• June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic dream about Sonic the Hedgehog apearing on GameBoy.
• August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.

1998

Yep.

In 1998, Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the Song of Christian in retribution.

Events of 1998

• This year - Chris discovers masturbation
• February 24 - Christian's 16th birthday.
• May 15 - Song of Christian released.
• June 4 - Christian makes his Lego Raceway Animation.
• August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.

1999

Chris in 1999. This image is win.

Cool story bro.

In 1999, the Pokémon-madness really broke loose. Also for Chris. He started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got in to PokéNews.

Events of 1999

• February 24 - Christian's 17th birthday.
• July 3 - Christian launches his first website. It is Pokémon-themed.
• August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
• September 22 - Christian writes his own myth - "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls". According to Christian, his English teacher thought it was great.
• October 13 - Christian launches the news section on his new pokémon site.
• October 16 - Christian is featured in PokéNews. Dressed up as Ash.
• October 30 - Christian publishes "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls" on his pokémon site.