2015

Chris's self-portrait, 2015.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

2015 is the 7th year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his house burning down last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. Most of this year was based on what happened on 26 December 2014 when Chris thought it would be a good idea to mace a Gamestop employee while he was vandalizing shit at a Gamestop he was already banned from all because of Sonic's blue arms. and chris constantly having to go to court until October 15th where he unfortunately did not and a single day in jail (most likely due to his autism) only receiving a hardly punish worthy $541 for court fees and a 180 day probation. (what his probation prohibits him from exactly is unclear, all we know is that if he breaks it he will go to jail.) Whether this all taught Chris a leason or not will soon be determined.

2015 is also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a crazy old hag than the woman he wants to be. In particular (and in a very ironic twist) Chris dyed his hair blue in July. It remains to be seen whether there are any plans to protest this move by glitterbombing 14 Branchland Court.

Events of 2015

• Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail due to his recent incarceration Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
• Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to Lovely Weather and participated in a medical study to cure homosexuality, as predicted in Sonichu 10. With much of the year already over and little sign of this actually happening, it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
• This is also the year that Chris claimed his father would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic dream.
• This was also supposed to be the year of the Manchester High School 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in 2013 until he found out his gal-pals had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
• On 20 October 2015, Activision will relaunch the Guitar Hero series with Guitar Hero Live.

Chris in January 2015.

January

Main article: January 2015

• Chris moved back into his house with his mom.

Chris in February 2015.

February

Main article: February 2015

• Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more medallions on eBay and turned 33.

March

Main article: March 2015

• Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

Chris at McDonald's in April 2015.

April

Main article: April 2015

• Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own Sonichu Amiibo and sold them on Ebay.

Chris in May 2015

May

Main article: May 2015

• Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some Facebook comments from Kim Wilson indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

June

Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014

Main article: June 2015

• Chris overreacts to Sonic Boom getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

July

Chris in July 2015

Main article: July 2015

• 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

August

Chris turning heads at OmegaCon, August 2015

Main article: August 2015

Chris visited OmegaCon.

September

Main article: September 2015

Chris added new Sonichu pages for the first time in 5 years, continuing Sonichu #11.

October

Main article: October 2015

Chris's final court case happens in this month. his punishment being a $541 court fee and a 180 day probation.