December 2014

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

December is the twelfth and final month of 2014. Nothing much has happened in this month so far beyond Chris repiercing and later removing the un-clit, his announcement of moving back into 14 Branchland Court, and, of course, his intense hatred against blue-colored arms.

Events

• 1 December - Chris gushes over an online Animation Domination High Def parody called "HBO's Powerpuff Girls", noting that "If they actually made a series of the PPGs in the adult situations and life, I would Totally watch every single one!" and not realizing it is just a parody not authorized by Cartoon Network themselves.
• 2 December - Chris changes his Facebook banner to an old photo of him outside with Patti-Chan, and also adds a new PlayStation Camera to his holiday wishlist. He also uploads a video of himself playing Mario Kart 8, once again.
• 3 December - Chris's first medallion update in a shocking while. Chris later mentions on a Facebook post that he has been in shock of the change in color to Sonic's arms since February, and that he has been actively protesting against it since June/July of 2014, sending and commenting months "worth of time" and that they have yet to respond. He has called for more action to restore Sonic's arms to their original tan color. Chris also announces he is "expecting to be moving back into [his] renovated house within the next couple of weeks".
• 4 December - Chris repierces his taint with gold piercing jewelry.
• 5 December - Chris discovers Sonic Boom is getting a second season, and...well, just guess what happens.
• 6 December - Chris posts more idiotic hatred posts about Sonic Boom and announces on Facebook that he is moving back to a renovated 14 Branchland Court, and notes that any orders made between then and 1 January 2015 "will not be able to begin or fill them until close to or after that date."
• 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring Robbie. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his duck in, which consists of a strap-on with the dildo removed.
• 10 December - Chris discovers a possible jab made to him in episode 7 of Sonic Boom...and is actually neutral towards it. Later in the day, he sends a raging, mostly ALL-CAPS letter to Sega, begging them to change Sonic's arms again. On the same day, he e-mailed to Renee that he and Catherine were no longer together.
• 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result removes it completely.
• 13 December - Chris once again placed his mom's BMW on sale.
• 14 December - Chris thought that trolls were hacking his text messages. Meanwhile, he asked Renee to help him in his modelling career.
• 25 December - Christmas.

Gallery

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  Commissioner's OC, à la Chris.

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  It's nice to know Chris's sense of humor hasn't changed, over the years.

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  Something about this scene looks a little familiar...

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  Chris: still a staple of women's rights.

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  Remember, kids, vandalism is way past cool!

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  Annnnd walls of text.

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  Is she scissoring his butthole?