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Revision as of 23:52, 6 July 2023
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
The Sons of the Miscreants was a troll Discord server active in the late 2010s. It is named after The Miscreants, an earlier group of trolls led by Clyde Cash during the Classic Chris era. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee (using a Discord account named thepixietailartist) recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.[1]
Chats
MKR's Discord Handle
Server members talk about MKRNightVee and mention her thepixietailartist Discord handle, tagging her into the conversation.
Tenno
[posts a screenshot of MKR's Twitter profile.]
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⊕αdrïαx
shes in this discord
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⊕αdrïαx
shes just playing along
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⊕αdrïαx
thepixietailartist
@thepixietailartist
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offline
@thepixietailartist you magnificent bastard
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Tenno
Well... I didn't know that.... I should go delete a tweet then
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offline
i've seen her before, she had me fooled 100%
fucking applause
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⊕αdrïαx
interesting fact... someone put her in the sagas timeline on the CWCki as one of the Teen Troon Squad
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offline
that's why i love the christorians, we do this type of shit all the time
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⊕αdrïαx
shes not involved with that
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Tenno
I'm fucking laughing my ass off rn
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MKRNightVee
Ratting me out like that XD
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offline
and a NIGHTS icon too
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⊕αdrïαx
I LIED ITS NOT HER
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offline
wow, not only is she cunning as hell, she has taste
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⊕αdrïαx
EVERYONE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
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Tenno
Pixie, I apologise about my tweet earlier (I'm UchihaBorn3665 on Twitter)
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MKRNightVee
Nights is the hottest clown
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offline
i feel like we should bring in a new twitter
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Megan
MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.
MKRNightVee
Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit
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pathetic
doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited)
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MKRNightVee
She has a Facebook?
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Vamponetta
How'd you make proper contact?
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MKRNightVee
I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that
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Vamponetta
No I mean with Chris
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Motives
MKRNightVee
A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts
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MKRNightVee
My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support
I'm trying to help him better himself
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Delusions
[cutoff]
Vamponetta
Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory
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Vamponetta
Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots
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MKRNightVee
Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world
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Great New Content
MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.
MKRNightVee
I've got some great new content for you
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MKRNightVee
All sonichu minifigs
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MKRNightVee
Beautiful arnt they
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Chris Access
Server members ask MKR (thepixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.
offline
I just had an idea
pixie is on the inside
she can get Chris to accept our friend requests
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Tenno
I was gonna say. I better not be mercy.
But no, I also sent him a friend request
I may hate him, but I'm great at acting
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offline
@thepixietailartist think you can pull this off?
she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right
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Tenno
@thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me.
I would but...
I'm legit shit at drawing
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Tenno
"hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world"
[posts a drawing]
This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like
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offline
the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that
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Tenno
This was drawn in one hour ON the bus
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MKRNightVee
No, if I had to work for it so do you XD
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offline
she makes the stick figure dimension Canon
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MKRNightVee
Then trace
Lol
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offline
I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me
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Tenno
BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK
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offline
I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content
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MKRNightVee
Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines.
It's pretty simple XD
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MKRNightVee
And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol
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offline
well I mean gently coerce her
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MKRNightVee
Try posing as a girl with big titties
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Tenno
Okay!
I'll do that!
Don't judge me!!
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offline
I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris
that's an insult to my body
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pathetic
i am a girl with big titties to.
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Tenno
I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear
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pathetic
back pain can go fuck itself.
codiene is a god send tho
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MKRNightVee
No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her
Blanca style
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offline
I could do that but he's off the dating scene
it won't work
how'd you do it
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MKRNightVee
Well... I wouldn't say off
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pathetic
i wish i could be magi chan
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Tenno
He's not off
Hes anything but
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offline
I'm already magi chan (edited)
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Tenno
He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse
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NightVee Medallion
MKRNightVee
It's kinda flattering I guess?
He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before
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Tenno
I'm off to build a new Twitter account
BRB
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pathetic
Will Chrisu ever love me
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offline
what's your medallion look like
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Promethean
what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any?
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offline
how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that
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MKRNightVee
Medallion
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offline
that has way more effort than necessary
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MKRNightVee
As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter
Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic
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offline
is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic
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gas, gas, gas!
chris hasn't mentioned the treadmill in a while
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MKRNightVee
He called me when he gave me his new number
Bragged about doing three whole minutes on the 300 setting
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Chris Chat Rules
MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.
offline
ok I'm gonna run my plan by you
as someone who knows Chris better than anyone here tell me if we can put this in action
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offline
I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me
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offline
what do you think? would she believe it
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MKRNightVee
It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules
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offline
alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact
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MKRNightVee
1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't.
2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple.
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MKRNightVee
3. You must play along with the CPU thing
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gas, gas, gas!
CPU lavender?
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offline
really all I have planned is the cpu part
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offline
I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good,
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Tenno
Add my troll Twitter: @DarekaScott
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MKRNightVee
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gas, gas, gas!
i'll just use weebfriend's shitty blake belladonna ripoff oc or create something else
gremlin knows who i'm talking about
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MKRNightVee
This is my discord, verify here with me before I will add you to the Chris server
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offline
can the fanart come later? I don't have any means to draw at the moment
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Tenno
I'll look for a sonichu fanart online...
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MKRNightVee
Yeah, just get at least a general description going for it
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Writing Lore
Server members continue to write backstories for their personas to use in being enablers to Chris.
MKRNightVee
Also you will need a console, I advise you find an obscure one, or just make shit up
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gas, gas, gas!
blake bellaripoff's actual name is irene but i might make a tweak to it
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gas, gas, gas!
to seem weebish i might name her kokomi
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offline
I'm gonna be the Soulja Game
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gas, gas, gas!
funny thing is im actually drawing irene for weebfriend for her stupid youtube channel icon
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offline
CPU Brown Heart, protector of the realm of Crankthatia and the guardian of the souljagame consoles
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MKRNightVee
You guys think it over and I'll check my other discord for your applications tomorrow XD Oh my god XD
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MKRNightVee
But Chris doesn't like brown people? lol
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offline
then I'll be CPU Gold Heart
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gas, gas, gas!
i'm debating doing this whole thing, not sure if i want to sacrifice my sanity to a lolcow but i'm somewhat willing to do this
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Tenno
Wait I've got a Chromebook discord Imao
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MKRNightVee
If "nightvee" will work, I think just about anything could
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MKRNightVee
It's up to you gas
Just be sure to make a separate discord for your own safety
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Tenno
I'll be cpu PinkPetal
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MKRNightVee
Spots are limited, there are 18 more CPUs to "find"
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gas, gas, gas!
ima make up one anyway even if i don't do this
CPU Lavender, or Kokomi Rosaline, Age 19 because i'm not a creep like chris, she's a angel-demon- werewolf hybrid oh and she's also half-android because i said so
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Tenno
im on my chromebook rn typing this, im logging out and creating the cpu account
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gas, gas, gas!
her pokemonsona is Mr Mime (edited)
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offline
and I'm CPU Gold Heart, also known on Earth as Nanami Tezuka; age 23, possesses the memories and experiences of all former CPUs
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gas, gas, gas!
and since alot of chris's oc's have anime references tacked on to this, her namesake is Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K, she has some distant relationship to Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho and can do the rose whip thing Kurama can do
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offline
calls herself "The Guardian" to sound cool; says everybody else does as well, but it's really just her (edited)
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MKRNightVee
[posts a drawing of Sonic and Nights]
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offline
has a strange love for saltine crackers and an irrational fear of the color beige, presumably from the memories of CPU Beige Heart, who died in 1983 when the realm of Ataria, the one he controlled, crashed to the earth
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Discord
CPU_PinkPetal hopped into the server. Kangaroo!!
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CPU PinkPetal (Tenno)
i have arrived! goddess CPU PinkPetal!
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Tenno
As you can see, mission accomplished
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offline
I have nothing better to do
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ive been in this shit hole for a few months now, i think its already too late for me
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
send me in boss-salutes-
oh
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offline
surprise me, I want to see what you come up with based on my description
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MKRNightVee
Ok XD if this is really what you want, just play nice.
Hold on
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ill try Imao
like i said, im a great actor
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gas, gas, gas!
i'll probably give it by tomorrow morning in AEST at the latest
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offline
I'll probably just use this account because I'm a lazy asshole
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gas, gas, gas!
also no need to credit me for this one because it's technically a shitpost artpiece
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
if you can, draw a pink oc for me as well. i was extremely fucking limited
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MKRNightVee
You never sent a friend request? .w.
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
i was lucky to FIND ONE
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offline
very quickly and quietly switch my nickname over once we're in
oh whoops
I was too busy world building
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MKRNightVee
Pink, send one
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
already did
everyone, let us make christory together, this will be a tale to remember! XD
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offline
into the lions den with one very fat, autistic lion
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
let us be victorious!
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offline
I'm the fucking souljagame goddess
this is just hitting me
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Tenno
realizing I can text with this account until we are sent into the battlefield
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offline
where we dropping boys
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offline
the reason Nanami possesses the memories of fallen CPUs is because the souljagames are bootleg Nintendo consoles
... should I make her fluent in Chinese, or is that too on the nose
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Tenno
I'm gonna be the CPU of the Sega saturns
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offline
you're the cpu of the Atari flashback 8
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Tenno
Alright fine
Wait is that even a console
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MKRNightVee
Pink... wrong discord
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MKRNightVee
This one
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offline
the cpu of the PlayStation classic
she's half European and a bit slow mentally, but she has her shining moments
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Owls
MKR tells server members to speak to Owls before they can talk to Chris.
MKRNightVee
Ok my friend owls wants to check you guys out before I do anymore
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offline
we have to go through customs, I'm ready
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MKRNightVee
How do I invite him .w.
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offline
do we say this is business or pleasure, which would this be
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MKRNightVee
[posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile]
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
im ready boss jumps happily, my big furry anime boobs bounce
too much?
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MKRNightVee
Friend this account and talk to him
Its important
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Promethean
Can I be the CPU of Linux? I've never been much of a console gamer.
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offline
I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
id say perfect lmao
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Promethean
Or if Linux is taken, then Android
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gas, gas, gas!
does the drawing have to be full body
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MKRNightVee
No Chris contact until you talk to CPU turquoise
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offline
deported from cwcville
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Tenno
Is he/she a troll as well
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Promethean
Just walk back in. They have no walls
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Promethean
Because not being Pmurt is so important
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MKRNightVee
Hes a christorian and a good friend of mine, very smart
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
okay but does he know about this
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MKRNightVee
He's kinda like my manager and coach
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ah
okay
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offline
someone hook me up with a reasonable looking gold heart image, stat
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Art and Kiwi Farms
MKRNightVee
[posts a photo of her NightVee comic]
Nightvee
Isnt he magically original-
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CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
[posts art]
actually better than using the one i am right now
im using this
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MKRNightVee
Stolen art XD
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
shut up! chris is too stupid to figure that out lmao
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MKRNightVee
Reverse image search is a bitch tbh
But I can't protect you from the farms
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
kiwifarms?
like i care
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MKRNightVee
Yep
Weeeeell
They've hacked stuff before, a lot
They don't like others who mess with chris
Hence why I try to keep things on the dl
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
well, guess we just gotta stay secret then eh?
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gas, gas, gas!
yeah main reason why i don't wanna get involved with this whole situation
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
so, my new image may not work?
turq accepted, what now
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MKRNightVee
It may work with Chris, but if it get put out there, the artist and the farms may be on your butt
Talk to em
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
okay
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MKRNightVee
Hes cool, I promise
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offline
quick find me a reasonable looking Sonic abomination to be gold heart @gas, gas, gas!
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CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
lmao
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MKRNightVee
Why not just make one the true old fashioned way
[posts a Sonic drawing]
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gas, gas, gas!
[posts art]
this one for now?
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MKRNightVee
By coloring over a pre existing sanic character lol
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gas, gas, gas!
im drawing the human version rn lol
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MKRNightVee
Btw that blaze is in use
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Promethean
You think he'd notice if a character was traced from Sonic Boom Sonic but the arms weren't blue?
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offline
would that work pixie
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MKRNightVee
Yes
But I don't advise stealing anyone's existing art
Youd be better off doing the thing promethean suggested
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MKRNightVee
[posts images of Sonic characters]
Just take one of these and either trace, or color over it
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offline
I'm trying to figure out how to change my password on mobile so
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MKRNightVee
Google is a virtue
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MKRNightVee
Oki gold is in, pink will be when they get everything together
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Waiting for Chris
CPUGoldHeart
this has honestly been really fun already
I used to role-play a lot so this puts me back in that headspace
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offline
Waiting For Chris, a play in four acts starring offline
this is really boring without them here honestly
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CPUGoldHeart
like I know he has literally nothing else to do, why hasn't he shown
I'm putting forth my best effort Chris, I'm doing this for you
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MKR's Sonichu Spinoff Comic
CPUGoldHeart
what's this for
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MKRNightVee
My comic
A sonichu spinoff
That Chris himself approves of
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offline
what's it about I'm interested
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MKRNightVee
Nightvee
A nights eevee abomination
But its actually cute
[posts a cover of a NightVee comic]
[posts a sketch of Chris in magical girl form]
Look at chris's hot ass
Look at it XD lmao
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CPU Confusion
Promethean
lemme know if anyone wants to redo Yellow Heart once I'm done with it, and I'll provide the .xcf. Tons of layers!
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CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
wait, you are yellow heart?
no, cant be
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Promethean
wait, I thought yellow still wasn't taken
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CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
there is now a CPU yellow heart in the CPU chat
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Promethean
aww, so what's taken altogether now?
I'll recolor
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CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
there isn't a blackheart. aquaheart is also available.
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Promethean
hmm, aquaheart. Like the Aquaman of CPUs?
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CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
i guess? lol
could be
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Promethean
okay, so I'll give him a trident
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offline
are us CPUs in it? @thepixietailartist
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MKRNightVee
Adriax
Not yet
This issue is about a recent "incident"
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offline
I wanna hear about it
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offline
Karen you insufferable wench, release me from the realm of Lastation and let me see my fucking kids
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Promethean
@thepixietailartist I'm now CPUAquaHeart#2656
and here's the up-to-date Aqua Heart design. I'm the CPU of the sea!
[posts artwork]
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MKRNightVee
Run it by
[posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile]
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⊕αdrïαx
Pixie are you worried about being doxed
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Cally the Destroyer
Can I be CPU black African American heart
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Cally the Destroyer
CPU Vietnamese Green Heart
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MKRNightVee
Eh not really
I just trust owls judgment better than my own and hes more helpful at the dos and don'ts of chris
XD
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Tenno
I'm just flat out smart.
I know what to do and what not to do without being told. Plus I'm good for laughs with how well
my acting is.
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Block Theories
CPUPinkHeart (Tenno)
He ranted about getting blocked by Doopie DoOver. I haven't slept a wink so I'm watching Naruto
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⊕αdrïαx
How is Chris getting blocked so much
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Vamponetta
Well Doopie blocked him because he was harassing her through her business e-mail and on Twitter. As fir the others, allegedly Chris either says something creepy to them or people let the creators know what kind of person is following them
They, in turn, block him to avoid being the next target
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⊕αdrïαx
Don't see why Chris would be that threatening
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Vamponetta
They don't want him creeping on them
The 3rd reason, and this is according to Chris after Nowacking blocked him, is that trolls bully and harass people he admires until they agree to block him
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⊕αdrïαx
There's a lot of creeps out there though
Oh damn
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Vamponetta
I'm convinced Chris was being annoying and trying to get Nowacking to be a heartsweet since they're both trans and Chris was a pain at Bronycon
My personal theory on that particular block
And there is proof he's like that since that's part of why Tabitha St. Germain blocked him
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⊕αdrïαx
So Chris is acting dumb and innocent
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Vamponetta
More or less.
Doesn't change how he has nobody to blame but himself most of the time
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Vamponetta
So just found this out, but apparently if you email Chris at his new email address you can get flagged as spam. GiBi lost a junk Gmail for sending 1 email to Chris
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Vamponetta
Idk if it was Chris reporting it or just Google's algorithm, but just a heads up
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CPUGoldHeart
no sorry, nobody picked mercy
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Twitter and Kiwi Farms
MKRNightVee
Chris explains true sight on twatter
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offline
status check is he back on
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MKRNightVee
He was earlier
I think hes still on twatter
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offline
alright then, if he comes back make sure to tag me
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MKRNightVee
What was your username on twatter?
Or are you talking about that?
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offline
i don't have a twatter
sorry
i mean tag me here and let me know if he shows up again on the server
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MKRNightVee
Oh, yeah
The farms seem to be down?
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gas, gas, gas!
keep them shut down
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Vamponetta
Kiwi farms?
Good
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Drawing Chris Like a Hot Lady
MKRNightVee
Comic cover I'm working on
It's kinda funny to draw chris like a hot lady
But it is my fate
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Gallery
Delusions - Great New Content
Chris Access - Chris Chat Rules
MKR's Sonichu Spinoff Comic - CPU Confusion
Block Theories - Twitter and Kiwi Farms
Drawing Chris Like a Hot Lady
References
Chats and calls