May 2009

On May 3 2009, Chris updates his MyBUZZ account.

On May 12 2009, the wedding comic is leaked.

On May 15 2009, the Ivy Saga comes to a close.

On May 29 2009, Chris shocks the interweb again with his naive narcissism.

Events of May 2009

• May 1 - Video Chris describes about his plans with Ivy after she arrives at the airport.
• May 1 - Video Chris uploads two videos to persuade Unliver to discourage homos from using Axe grooming products.
• May 3 - Chris creates a bunch of new quizzes.
• May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on Wikipedia, which is quickly deleted for lack of notability.
• May 3 - Video Chris makes his case to Wikipedia for restoring his article.
• May 3 - Sonichu is added to TV tropes list of notable webcomics.
• May 5 - Chris's memorable video ECV 00095 is linked to from Fark [1], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
• May 11 - Chris writes and essay named Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education, and sends it in for the 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford. He does not win. The essay can be read at CWCkipedia.
• May 12 - The Wedding Comic and several erotic drawings are leaked.
• May 12 - Chris's I Got A Fish and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN. His video admitting being a cum-guzzler was also discussed on The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ.
• May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts to the talk page on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. It is not known if this is Chris, but it is consistent with events at the time.
• May 15 - cwcville.com is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.
• May 15 - Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris's YouTube account. This leads to Clyde Cash finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
• May 16 - cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. Also contains an image of Joshua Martinez, suggesting that he hacked the site.
• May 16 - Rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new Love Quest, or possibly even a Fuck Quest.
• May 17 - The message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site.
• May 18 - The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua.
• May 19 - Video In his first video since the Ivy debacle, Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
• May 19 - cwcville.com seems to be down.
• May 22 - Video Chris declares he has abandoned cwcville.com, tells his fans to attack the trolls and also shows his new Sonichu medallion. The Miscreants later report that Clyde Cash is found dead in his home, presumably as a result of Chris's fatwa.
• May 28 - Vivian Gee is elected as the new leader of The Miscreants, succeeding the late Clyde Cash.
• May 29 - Chris discovers a video wishing "Chris-Chan" a happy birthday [2], and assumes it must be meant for him. His obnoxious comment results in a shitstorm, as the internet floods the poor girl's account with everybody's favorite game, Kick the Autistic.
• May 30 - Chris posts a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not black.[3]
• May 31 - Chris's Craigslist ad is removed from the site under grounds of racism.
• May 31 - Chris's Facebook account is hacked by The Miscreants, revealing lulzy correspondences with local women and some interesting notes. Chris's main profile is defaced with his butt garments image.