March 2010

The beginning of March 2010 started out with a bit of concern. Chris had made mention of his father Bob being inflicted with congestive heart failure. Though many were worried for Bob's health, Chris obviously wasn't as he continued on with his life as if nothing was wrong.

Things got happier when Chris, through his own narcissism, inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest gal-pal through a Little Big Planet level. Dedicated trolls discovered her identity and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and let her discover for herself what kind of monster she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of the fall-out, Chris discovered the existence of the CWCki. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble...

Holding true to his manifesto from the end of last month, which basically told his fans to fuck off and stop asking him for daily Sonichu comic pages, Chris has completely neglected answering his mailbag and publishing comics. While Chris has promised to at least begin Sonichu 11 in time for the 10 year anniversary, he has also recently, due to stress over lost china, not only told his fanbase to fuck off again, but accused them of stealing his time and compared them to trolls, which is probably the closest he has ever been to realizing the truth.

Events of March 2010

• 01 March - In his first Twittered Captain's Log, Chris inform us that Bob Chandler is hospitalized due to congestive heart failure, that he's under lots of stress and that he will release the issue of Sonichu 11 in time for its tenth anniversary.
• 02 March - Chris posts two new videos. None of them mention his father.
• 03 March - Evan releases an email from Chris regarding his murder.
• 04 March - Evan releases a second email discussing his brutal killing.
• 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on Twitter. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new LittleBigPlanet level to go along with it.
• 09 March - Using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, /cwc/ trolls manage to dox Chris's new lady friend. Immediately her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of slash yaoi fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.
• 10 March - Damien Antaria, Chris's girl friend, finds out about the CWCki and tries to break contact with Chris, eventually telling him that she has found a boyfriend.
• 10 March - Furious, Chris releases A message to the Trolls, regarding trolls contacting his newest Gal-Pal.
• 10 March - Chris adds a message to the CWCkipedia discussing his discovery of CWCki and threatens to cause trouble if the pages on his family and "friends" is not removed before 12 March at midnight.
• 11 March - Chris adds in a second message telling trolls to watch their backs.
• 14 March - Chris uploads a video of video of him threatening Surfshack Tito whilst wearing a kilt. Later, he pleads with the wallflower to be his girlfriend, and reasons that she should sleep with him because his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.
• 14 March - Chris extends his deadline for the CWCki to 31 March, citing the changes made for The Wallflower page, and demands that similar changes be applied to the pages of people he met IRL and his former sweethearts.
• 17 March - The 10th anniversary of Sonichu's creation. Trolls everywhere raise a glass in honor, and then weep bitterly.