1990s

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Chris in the nineties.
WTF nigger.

This decade marks the beginning of Chris's fail-tastic obsession with Sonic and Pokemon which would one day lead to the abomination that is Sonichu.
He also started using the interwebs in this decade.

1990

Chris meets Sonic.
Chris in 1991.
Chris and Barbie. That litlle Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in Christian's sex vid.
Chris wants to see the schoolbus.
Chris in 1995.
Chris in 1996.
Christmas 1996. Spoilt fuck.
Chris in 1997. He had to water the niggos.
1999, the Poké-madness breaks loose.
Chris in 1999. This image is win.
Typical Chris-pic from 1999.

1990 would be our problematic asspie's last year at Greene County Primary School. It is unknown why he left, and wether he got thrown out.

Events of 1990


1991

1991 would be a troublesome year for Chris. He switched schools, to Nathanael Greene Elementary School, but wouldn't get on with the principle. Certain teachers also abused Chris, and tried to lock him up in an institution.

Events of 1991


1992

In 1992, Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School. His parents gave him home-schooling. Also, to prevent Chris from being locked up in an institution, the Chandler family moved to Richmond.

Events of 1992

  • February 24 - Christian's 10th birthday.
  • August/September - Chris enters fourth grade. He is home-schooled.
  • September - The Chandler family moves to Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments in Chesterfield County, Richmond, because they are afraid Chris will be locked up in an institution. They keep their home in Ruckersville.[5]


1993

In 1993, Chris started attending Providence Middle School in Richmond. He also got more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a sonic-contest.

Events of 1993


1994

In 1994, Chris pestered his parent into letting him change his name. He also won the sonic-contest.

Events of 1994

1995

In 1995, Chris started his last grade at Providence Middle School.

Events of 1995


1996

1996 was a rather stressful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors of their new house in Newberry Towne Subdivision started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending Manchester High School.

Events of 1996


1997

In 1997, Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

Events of 1997


1998

In 1998, Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the Song of Christian in retribution. He also discovers masturbation.

Events of 1998

1999

In 1999, the Pokémon-madness really broke loose. Also for Chris. He started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got in to PokéNews. According to Lucas, Chris started attending the Game Place round about this year.

Events of 1999

References

  1. Stated by Chris in his PowerPoint: [1]
  2. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  3. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  4. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  5. [2]
  6. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  7. Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007.
  8. As stated in the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes video.
  9. Date on DVD-cover.[3]
  10. From Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information
  11. [4]
  12. [5]
  13. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  14. [6]
  15. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  16. Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [7]
  17. Mass debating
  18. Date on DVD-cover.[8]
  19. Date on DVD-cover.[9]
  20. Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).
  21. See: [10]
  22. See: [11]
  23. Date on DVD-cover.[12]
  24. See: [13]