2005
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Chris, in trouble with the Jerkops.
On 17 June 2005, Chris went to the Mid Atlantic Animé convention.
On 20 July 2005, Chris was arrested for loitering at his local Target.
On 5 November 2005, Chris gets his first e-mail from Megan.
The year 2005 was, in retrospective, Christian's most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of the Sonichu comic.
Because of his expulsion from PVCC, Chris had a lot of free time on his hands, allowing him to put much more effort into his love quest. June and July are characterized by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring.
In 2005 Christian also gained two of his most renowned friends, Anna McLerran and Megan Schroeder. The first, a Mormon Pac-Sun employee, Chris met while pacing the mall on his love quest. The second, an insecure female otaku, he met playing Yu-gi-oh! at his local game store.
Events of 2005
January
- January 9 - Christian sends in a personal ad to Nintendo Power Magazine.
- January 29 - An "Abercrombie modle" who likes Sonic & Pokemon writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that she's seen him at the mall, but can't go up to him because the way he paces is so intimidating.
- January 29 - Another "hot girl" writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that he is a really down to earth guy, and he can meet her if he goes to Chick-fil-A.
February
- February 3 - Chris registers at the Adult Swim message boards.
- February 5 - Anna McLerran writes "The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer", an eyewitness report of Chris's Love Quest. Later, she becomes friends with Chris.
- February 24 - Christian is snowed in, and therefore can't celebrate his 23rd birthday. It is postponed to the 26th.
- February 24 - Christian records his Harvey Birdman Commercial. Submitted to Adult Swim.
- February 26 - Chris celebrates his 23rd birthday at Charlottesville Fashion Square with his friends and parents.
- February - Sonichu's News Dash #7 comes out.
March
- March 15 - Premiere issue of the Sonichu comic (#0) is finished.
- March 15 - Christian publishes Issue #0 online.
- March 26 - Christian watches the last episode of Sonic X. He is touched.[citation needed]
- March 29 - Chris is approached by Hanna at the mall. Hanna asks him out for coffee, and he is thrilled that his Love Quest has been completed. After the informal date, Anna McLerran reveals to Chris that Hanna was trolling him. He gets Hanna to confirm the truth and shouts "NOOOOOOOOO!" Chris writes about the incident in his CWC's Diary and adapts the story into Sub-Episode 2. Chris's outburst gets him banned from the mall (again) by ScotPalazzo.
- March 31 - Christian draws Sonichu #1.
- March 31 - Sonichu's News Dash #8 comes out.
- March 31 - Chris updates Story of My Current Days, and renames it to Story of my Love Quest Days.
April
- April 5 - Christian's personal ad is featured in NP magazine.
- April 24 - Christian draws Sonichu #2.
- April - Sonichu's News Dash #9 comes out.
May
- May 25 - Christian uploads CWC's Cool Profile on AOL.
June
- June 17-19 - Christian attends the Mid Atlantic Animé convention.
- June 20 - Christian draws Sonichu #3.
- June 20 - Chris is at the McDonald's in his local Wal-Mart when he is confronted by Merried Seinor Comic and B-Manajerk, who call the police when he refuses to cooperate. Chris hides his Attraction Sign so he won't be accused of solicitation again, but he is kicked out of McDonald's for the day.
- June 22 - Christian returns to McDonald's, and has another argument with the B-Manajerk. B-Manajerk asks W-M-Manajerk to intervene, but Chris refuses to speak to all men except his father. Chris flees, flipping them off and issuing Curse-ye-ha-me-has, and apparently almost hits one of the Manajerks with his car. He speaks to Anna McLerran, who suggests sharing his story with the press; he gives up when he cannot find a non-male to speak with at the newspaper office. Finally, he reports the events of June 20-22 in his diary. These events would later be adapted in Sub-Episode 4 and Sub-Episode 5.
- June - Sonichu's News Dash #10 comes out. This is the final issue.
July
- July 20 - At Target, Chris is confronted by Manajerks for his loitering. When Chris refuses to leave, the police are summoned, and he is physically subdued and arrested. Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing; Marcus Baggett is the arresting officer. He is released into the custody of his family before the end of the day, and he writes in his diary about the stress of being crushed under the weight of the Jerkops and losing circulation in his hands from the handcuffs. These events would be dramatized later in Sub-Episode 7 and Sub-Episode 8.
- July 28 - Christian is arrested for "following too close" in his car. He claims that he caused an accident after a "math problem" got stuck in his head.
- July 29 - Christian goes to court for the trouble he made at Target. He is not punished.
August
- August - Christian organizes Anna's farewell party.
- August - Chris hits on at least two girls on MySpace.
- August 28 - Chris gets charged with trespassing.[1]
- August 28 - Chris tailgates a cop.[2]
September
- September 1 - Christian is arrested.
- September 4 - In a MySpace conversation, Chris notes that he will be eating at Golden Corral with his family tomorrow from 3:30 to 4:45.
- September 6 - First hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 20.
- September 12 - First and last hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 28. He is fined $30, and has to pay $56 in costs.
October
- October 4 - Second and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20 (Nolle Prosequi, not prosecuted).
November
- A letter from Chris, whining about his Love Quest, is published in Shojo Beat.[3]
- November 1 - First Megan e-mail: she asks Chris to buy The Adventures of Tintin.[4]
- November 2 - Christian draws Sonichu #4.
December
- December 20 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like him kissing her, and she doesn't want a boyfriend.
