2007

Chris in 2007.

In protest to 2007's creation of the ED page, Chris draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.

2007 was the year we made contact with Christian Weston Chandler, who turned 25 years old.

The second half of this year involved some important developments within Chris's life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, Chris discovers a satyrical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Chris's person in 2008.

Events of 2007

February

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On February 11 2007, Chris maed this.

• February 11 - Chris makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
• February 19 - Chris starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
• February 22 - Chris finishes the slideshow.
• February 24 - Chris's 25th birthday. He releases his "future message".

March

• March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, Cole Smithey expresses his disdain for Barbara and Bob.
• March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.

May

On May 8 2007, MLW gets it in SCIII.

• May 8 - Chris creates his first YouTube account.
• May 8 - Chris uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.

June

• June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
• June 27 - Chris states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
• June 27 - Chris cries with his mother whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
• June 29 - Chris makes a video to enter Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown, a contest based on the video game PaRappa the Rapper.

July

• July 7 - Chris buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
• July 18 - Chris hears his PaRappa video has made it to the top 10. He is overjoyed.
• July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.

August

On August 3 2007, Chris loses.

• August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown. Chris immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan. In an e-mail to Megan, Chris admits to cheating in an attempt to win the contest.
• August 4 - Chris writes another angry letter to Nintendo, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his PSN blog, which results in an admin timing him out.
• August 8 - Megan sends Chris an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest.
• August 8 - Chris apologises to Megan for "touching" her.
• August 10 - Nintendo responds to Chris's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
• August 13 - Chris writes to Megan about having cofessed his love to her.

October

On October 26 2007, Mimms takes this picture at The GAMe PLACe.

• October 3 - Chris buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
• October 8 - Chris apologises to Megan for being too pushy.
• October 19 - Chris shows hostile behaviour towards a friend of Megan.
• October 20 - Chris apologises to Megan for his hostile behaviour. He blames it on his homophobia.
• October 26 - Chris is photographed playing Pokémon at The GAMe PLACe by Mimms.
• October 31 - The ED page on Chris-Chan is created according to Chris. According to the history, it is created a bit later.

November

One of the images Chris drew on November 11 2007.

• November 2 - Chris discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
• November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by Jason Kendrick Howell.
• November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
• November 5 - Barbara finds out about Chris being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
• November 7 - Chris shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
• November 9 - Barbara goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
• November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
• November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Chris finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins rewriting the article in a more favorable light towards him.
• November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five Rule 34 drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
• November 12 - Chris adds entries from his diary, details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll Officer Nasty to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
• November 15 - Chris tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.

December

• December 30 - Chris writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…"