Man in the Pickle Suit

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“	The Pickle Man tricked me again.	”
Christian Weston Chandler

Pickle Man
Information
Name	Marvin Howard Winslow
Also known as	The Man in the Pickle Suit hwinslow3 Canine Harold
Gender	Male
Occupation	Troll Current owner of the CWCki
Saga	Blanca, Emily, Catherine, Idea Guy, Guard Dog

The Man in the Pickle Suit (now referred to as Marvin and sometimes referred to as the Black Man in the Pickle Suit) was a common scapegoat of Chris's whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned.

The character was first created on 11 September 2008 by a troll posing as Blanca. Using a fake MySpace page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This led to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once.

The most popular version of the persona was played by Marvin, often called The Jew in the Pickle Suit. He would take it a step further than most others, and actually meet up with Chris IRL on multiple occasions

Even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when "Cly" fought Chris using a "pickle gun".

Origin

The original MySpace page.

“	I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.	”
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview

Midway through August 2008, a troll on Encyclopedia Dramatica by the name of Lordsillynipples created a profile posing Blanca under the name "kawaiikitsune123". The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the "real" Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. On 11 September 2008, the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto Encyclopedia Dramatica and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.

Jew in the Pickle Suit

Suspect

While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the Jew in the Pickle Suit, also known as Marvin. On 15 March 2009, Marvin accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church.

Four days later, in one of the most iconic trolling events to date, he rescued Emily from a horrific first date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, Marvin emerged from the shadows dressed in a pickle suit, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered.

In October 2009, the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a YouTube account that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012.

Videos

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
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Stardate	23 April 2010
Subject Matter	Comedy Comedy, Smug Smug, Rage Rage, Tragedy Tragedy
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

I spy with my little Sunglasses....Chris's CWCipedia!!!!!
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Stardate	27 April 2010
Subject Matter	Comedy Comedy, Smug Smug, Rage Rage
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Post-Pickle

See also: Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin) and Guard Dogs

After his tenure as the Man In The Pickle Suit, Marvin would remain active in the CWC commmunity, providing insights into prior trolling events, and even became the owner of the CWCki. Even after stopping his trolling, he continued contact with Chris, even meeting up with him IRL, leaking videos such as Chris's Specimen Sample, and revealing when he cut his taint open. He had a part in orchestrating the Catherine Saga.

When Chris made a twitter sockpuppet named 'NightStar2891', Marvin would dm him and confirmed that it was Chris.

Marvin, along with Null and The Captain would work together to stop the Idea Guys's influence on Chris. He built a script to rip the chatlogs, and coached The Captain on how to act like Chris. Despite this, Joshua Wise alleges that he got Marvin's approval for his trolling.

The group came to be known as the Guard Dogs, and the three tried to stop harmful individuals like the Idea Guys from contacting Chris. Marvin would gain access to Chris's social media and email, and screened his Twitter account to protect from weens in February 2019. After the Guard Dogs fell apart, Marvin would chat with members of the Watchmen group, and they reported back to him.

Selected videos

• 11 September 2008: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
• 21 October 2008: Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 - Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with Blanca.
• 17 March 2010: Chris Drops the N-Bomb - Chris accuses Surfshack Tito of being a "pickle-suited nigger".

Gallery

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  The Abduction of Emily.

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  One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

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  The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.

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  That's no suit, Chris.

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  He is real. Very real.

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  Anti-Pickle Man warning image included by Chris in an email.

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  The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".

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  The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

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  WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?

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  MPS looking great, as usual.

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  He is always watching.

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  Response to the Sonic Boom Protests.

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  Woman in the Pickle Suit

External links

• The Man in the Pickle Suit on MySpace
• The Man in the Pickle Suit on Facebook
• The Man in the Pickle Suit on Twitter

Catherine Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Catherine Sorrentino Thetan Cousin Al Colin Marvin Shaina Anna McLerran	Catherine E-mails Colin Chats (1 • 2) Open Relationship E-mails Rebeckah Bentley E-mails	Applebee's Date IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court Rental House Tour I Love You, Catherine Apology Letters Three-Quarter Woman Taint Piercing
Coinciding Sagas: Sonic Boom