April 2010

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Chris in April 2010 (and in muscle bra)

Throughout April 2010, Chris's online activity has been pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by an outside force), and because a new potential sweetheart, named "Jackie", had started to exchange emails with him.

The month started with the CWCipedia looking like the owner's duck. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

Chris has also acted on his threat of "trouble from himself personally" after the expiration of his ultimatum. However, being the fatass dumbfuck that he is, all his vandalism was noticed and quickly reverted. However, he wasn't banned by order of the great Clyde Cash.

On 5 April, however, Chris's second The Hook Cafe ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the hanky-panky. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

A week later, Chris returned to the GAMe PLACe in an attempt to get his permaban removed so he can start bogarting everything. The manager, Michael Snyder, was unmoved and told Chris to get out, prompting Chris to show himself as a horrible bigot once again by using the word "Jew" as an insult (even though Michael is not Jewish). Chris posted a video of the incident, then posted an image on the CWCipedia asking his fans, the same ones he compared to trolls a month ago, to troll him and ask why he's playing Kick the Autistic. Not only did this, as expected, not work, Michael was, quite to the contrary, subsequently hailed as a hero for keeping the anti-semitic man-child down.

After his rejection from the GAMe PLACe however, Chris once again turned to Sonichu, for the first time all month, when he went about writing several biographies for the Chaotic Combo, which he then followed up with a lulzworthy history of all female interaction he has ever had. He ranked his childhood teacher among potentential crushes too, just for extra wtf.

Chris managed to keep quiet about Jackie (probably having learned something from the whole Wallflower incident), and her existence was not know to the general public of trolls, before she leaked the whole email correspondence and a deliously creepy video by Chris to the CWCki.

Events of April 2010

• 01 April - Chris, as if his threat were an April Fools joke, fails to act or tard rage against the CWCki.
• 02 April - Chris remembers his threat, and vandalizes three templates. His edits are quickly reverted.
• 04 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
• 05 April - Chris's The Hook Cafe personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after hanky-panky now.
• 05 April - First of the Jackie E-Mails is sent.
• 09 April - Chris's The Hook Cafe personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.
• 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaks his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.
• 11 April - After Church, Chris visits the Game Place and talks to Michael Snyder. Michael then calls the police and Chris flees.
• 12 April - Chris releases a new audio as he attempts to get himself unbanned from The GAMe PLACe, which is quickly removed.
• 13 April - Chris posts a picture on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic.
• 14 April - Chris continues to undo CWCipedia vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the Chaotic Combo.
• 16 April - Chris waits for Jackie at the Starbucks Kiosk at the Mall. She doesn't show up.
• 19 April - Chris creates a new "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page, where he drops the Wallflower's real name again. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which currently links to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page, and promises "Plenty More to Come".
• 19 April - Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes Tiffany Robinson, Virginia Sanford, Natasha Turner, Sarah Anne Bevel, Molly Quarles, and Miranda Joyce Mitchell from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.
• 20 April - Chris makes a page dedicated to The Wallflower. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he goes and recreates the page using her penname.
• 21 April - Last of the Jackie E-Mails is sent.
• 21 April - Jackie emerges, leaking a disturbing video and all supporting documentation directly to the CWCki.