1990s

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Chris in the nineties.
WTF nigger.

The 1990s is the decade that marks the beginning of Chris's failtastic obsession with Sonic and Pokemon which would one day lead to the abomination that is Sonichu. He also started using the interwebs in this decade.

1990

1990 would be our problematic autist's last year at Greene County Primary School. It is unknown why he left, and whether he got thrown out.

Chris meets Sonic.
Chris in 1991.
Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in Christian's sex vid.
Chris wants to see the schoolbus.
Chris in 1995.
Chris in 1996.
Christmas 1996. Spoiled fuck.
Chris in 1997. He had to water the niggos.
1999, the Poké-madness breaks loose.
Chris in 1999. This image is win.
Typical Chris pic from 1999.

Events of 1990

1991

1991 would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to Nathanael Greene Elementary School, but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also abused Chris, and tried to lock him up in an institution.

Events of 1991

1992

In 1992, Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and became home-schooled. Also, to prevent Chris from being locked up in an institution, the Chandler family moved to Richmond.

Events of 1992

1993

In 1993, Chris started attending Providence Middle School in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

Events of 1993

1994

In 1994, Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

Events of 1994

1995

In 1995, Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

Events of 1995

1996

1996 was a rather stressful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors of their new house in Newberry Towne Subdivision started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending Manchester High School.

Events of 1996

1997

In 1997, Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

Events of 1997

  • February 24 - Christian's 15th birthday.
  • June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic dream about Sonic the Hedgehog appearing on Game Boy.[19]
  • August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.

1998

In 1998, Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the Song of Christian in retribution. He also discovers masturbation.

Events of 1998

  • This year - Chris discovers masturbation [20]
  • February 24 - Christian's 16th birthday.
  • March - Chris starts volunteering as an assistant Gym Leader at Books-A-Million.
  • May 15 - Song of Christian released.[21]
  • June - Sonichu canon - a Pikachu collides into Super Sonic to become Sonichu.
  • June 4 - Christian makes his Lego Raceway Animation.[22]
  • July 4 - Sonichu canon - Sonichu and Rosechu share their first kiss.
  • August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
  • September 4 - Chris records a KCWC tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.

1999

In 1999, the Pokémon franchise became huge. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the PokéNews. According to Lucas, Chris started attending the Game Place round about this year.

Events of 1999

  • February 24 - Christian's 17th birthday.
  • July 3 - Christian launches his first website. It is Pokémon-themed.[23] Afterwards, he excitedly runs to his parents and demands that they sign the guestbook.
  • July 29 - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.
  • August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
  • September 22 - Christian writes his own myth - "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls". According to Christian, his English teacher thought it was great.[24]
  • September 30 - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
  • October 13 - Christian launches the news section on his new Pokémon site.[25]
  • October 16 - Christian is featured in PokéNews, dressed up as Ash.[26]
  • October 30 - Christian publishes "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls" on his Pokémon site.[27]

References

  1. From the Sonichu article on CWCipedia.[1]
  2. The Sonichu Chronicles
  3. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  4. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  5. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  6. [2]
  7. IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES
  8. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  9. Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007.
  10. As stated in the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes video.
  11. It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves, Barbara Green - Richmond Times
  12. Date on DVD cover.[3]
  13. From Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information
  14. [4]
  15. [5]
  16. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  17. [6]
  18. Based upon statements done by Christian in his Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 video.
  19. Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [7]
  20. Mass debating
  21. Date on DVD cover.[8]
  22. Date on DVD cover.[9]
  23. Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).
  24. See: [10]
  25. See: [11]
  26. Date on DVD cover.[12]
  27. See: [13]