November 2014

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!

November was the eleventh month of 2014. This was a very rocky month for Chris, as he continued to rage over Sonic Boom, made a complete tool out of himself while raging over a brushfire, accidentally revealed his new address, got his un-clit leaked, got into a fight at Target over Sonic Boom, was denied acceptance to a sperm bank, was gained a website of his own that lasted just 8-10 days (or, according to Reddit, maybe even just 2), was booted off from the Keep Sonic Original group on Facebook, and so much more troubles.

Events

• 4 November - Election Day. After starting off November on a silent note, Chris posts an excerpt of "Step in Time" from Mary Poppins and announces he's off to vote for "LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians". Seeing as how it was the lowest voter turnout since the 1940's, it's at least admirable that Chris had apparently voted for left-leaning candidates, let alone voted at all.
• 5 November - Chris boycotts Sonic Boom again. On the same day, a user on the CWCki Forums leaks evidence that Catherine is really just a troll fabrication, as were the emails from his high school friends.
• 6 November - A guy with a digger causes a fire near Virginian forests and houses, including Chris's. Chris rages about it on Facebook, and has his mom call 911, to which he says that "They ain't breakin' any laws". He then uploads the infamous Brushfire Video. Also, a photo of Chris's un-clit leaks on the CWCki Forums. Chaos ensues.
• 8 November - Chris happily announces the brushfire is gone.
• 9 November - Chris continues to boycott Sonic Boom.
• 11 November - More Sonic Boom boycotting. More and more of his white knights get continually annoyed by this. This leads to a YouTube user making a a dramatic reading of it. Also, a person on the Reddit subreddit r/cwc leaks a bunch of flirty photos that Chris apparently sent to Catherine.
• 12 November - EVEN MORE Sonic Boom boycotting, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to vandalize store property and tape protesting messages to the covers of the game. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and if he really is determined to do this, then he should simply just make a petition.
• 13 November - Chris changes his Facebook banner photo to reflect his feelings about Sonic Boom. His friends help him set up a new Facebook public group, Keep Sonic Original. Also, he reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on Craigslist. Finally, another photo of his un-clit leaks, revealing that the piercing has became well-infected.
• 16 November - Chris visits the Charlottesville branch of Target, where he gets into an argument with a Janekop and one of the store's Manajerks, demanding that they not stock Sonic Boom. Chris fails to win them over, though at least manages not to earn himself yet another ban. He continues to boycott it on Facebook, creating petitions AND social groups. He also writes a post on Cartoon Network's Facebook page, where he complains, in all caps, about the change in color of Sonic's arms. He asks that Cartoon Network remove all Sonic Boom material from any medium of art and news they operate.
• 18 November - Chris starts playing Little Pig Blanket 3, as shown on his PSN profile.
• 20 November - Chris rages over being denied acceptance to a sperm bank, and claims that they are discriminatory towards the autistic. He complains about Sonic Boom again, this time drawing a picture about it, leading to a "If you can't beat him, join him" reaction from his white knights. Meanwhile, his Facebook friends help to make a new Sonichu site for him, a website that would later become Chris's most short-lived, lasting a mere 10 days on the web.
• 21 November - Chris rages over a fan video of Sonic Boom, for obvious reasons, then yells at Sega for saying that Sonic Boom is a hit.
• 23 November - Chris lowers the price of the Craigslist BMW, and continues to rage at you-know-what.
• 24 November - Chris misses the chance to see Temple Grandin live in person, and becomes rife with duress. Then, he notes on Facebook, that he has had a very bad week and needs a "power nap".
• 25 November - A new 14 Branchland Court photos was leaked on CWCki Forums.
• 26 November - More complaints about snow. Also, Chris adds a "PlayStation 4 Knack Launch Day Bundle" to his Facebook wish list, , which includes a new PlayStation Camera.
• 27 November - Thanksgiving. Chris celebrates by giving his Facebook friends a special gift--a South Park clip.
• 29 November - After continually spewing out 404 errors and getting complaints from Chris's friends (due to its most likely unintentionally "discriminatory" domain name of spergweb.com), the return of the Sonichu website is euthanized for good. Also, after making some very graphic death threats to Sega regarding you-know-what, Chris is booted off permanently from the Keep Sonic Original group, and then makes his own group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
• 30 November - An awkward case of book-ends occurs, as Chris spends this day ending November on a silent note.