June 2015
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| “ | Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat. | ” |
| Chris being mocked by his hero on Twitter | ||
June is the 6th month of 2015. Chris's next court date took place on 11 June, and got delayed yet again to 23 July. This month commences the start of summer, which Chris'll most likely spend playing vidya and loitering at the Impulse Gay Social-Club, provided that he doesn't get sentenced. It is also the month that scientists discover the "homo gene."
Events of June
- 3 June - Chris once again pesters his fans on Facebook to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, and also announces that he has more Sonichu Amiibo made.
- 3 June - Chris also shows (once again) his disapproval for Sonic Boom.
- 4 June - Chris posts a photo to Facebook revealing that a slip of his pocket knife resulted in a bad cut and a trip to the emergency room.
- 6 June - Chris yet again pesters his white knights to get Sonichu in Super Smash Bros.
- 7 June - Chris discovers the trend of transwomen making fake Vanity Fair magazine covers of themselves, and as such does one himself.
- 8 June - Chris changes his voicemail.
- 9 June - The next Sonic Boom game is announced. Chris disapproves and even threatens Sega producer Omar Woodley.
- 9 June - Chris shares a link to an article that says social media should stop cyberbullying.
- 9 June - Chris once again shows no apologetic shame for 26 December 2014, and purchases a blue-armed Sonic doll just to tear its arms off.
- 10 June - Chris's white knights refuse to help him this time with his hatred of blarms. Kim Wilson and Mellanie Chafe say that he could just cover the blarms with cream-colored felt, and that attacking people with mace is assault. Kim also mockingly says "Oh wow, where'd you get that plush? Did you steal it?"
- 10 June - Sega acknowledges Sonichu and Chris's existence for the second time, and mocks his reaction to Sonic having blue arms.[1]
- 10 June - Chris attends the LGBTQ Youth & Family Bowling Night event in Charlottesville.
- 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, another fucking continuance. Chris was said to have been uncharacteristically normal and sociable.
- 11 June - Chris continues to pester his white knights into rallying against you-know-what. Twice.
- 12 June - Chris says the gender-bender of Chris-Chan Sonichu is good simply because he is a female soul in a JERK body.
- 12 June - Chris says he'll stop hating Sonic Boom, on one condition--that Sega gives 10 valid reasons why Sonic's arms should be blue.
- 12 June - Chris attends the Impulse Gay Social-Club again and takes pictures of himself being a burlesque dancer.
- 21 June - Father's Day.
- 30 June - Club Nintendo will shut down in America.