2023
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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2023 is the sixteenth year since Chris's discovery. Chris opened the year in jail but was released in late March.
January
- Main article: January 2023
Chris's case faced a review on 27 January. Notes on his case suggested a move to Gateway Homes sheltered housing was being considered.
February
- Main article: February 2023
Chris turned 41 years old, his second birthday in a row spent in custody.
March
- Main article: March 2023
On 11 March, a Kiwi Farms user has an interview with Praetor. They reveal a lot of alleged information on Chris, however they do not provide much proof. Praetor most notably states that Chris will be back soon, with plans "stranger than anybody could guess". On 27 March 2023, Chris was out of custody, though the reason is unclear - VineLink reported initially that he was "bonded out"[1] which was later changed to "released by court order".[2]
April
- Main article: April 2023
In early April, the Greene County Circuit Court issued a Release Order regarding Chris's incest case. Chris's debt hearing later in the month resulted in dismissal for No Funds. Anaxis starts publishing The Lainchu Manifesto.
May
- Main article: May 2023
From 1-3 May, Chris was spotted shopping at a Walmart in Midlothian, a suburb of Richmond, Battlegrounds (a card game shop), and Chesterfield Towne Center, a mall in nearby Midlothian and Richmond. Towards the end of the month, he was spotted at Earthbond Trading Company and Modern Table Top Gaming, with a Reddit user at the former describing Chris as reeking of 'pure shit'. Halfway through the month, he dyed his hair a bright teal, and started looking like an old grandma. Notably, it was revealed that Chris signed his name as 'J. Christ Chan Sonichu'.
June
- Main article: June 2023
Chris's only public sighting this month was at a Ben and Jerry's in Williamsburg Premium Outlets with two women; and only after Chris complimented on a Reddit user's dog. One of the woman is seen in a wheelchair. Chris can be seen seemingly disguising himself, covering up his face with a pink bucket hat and sunglasses.
July
- Main article: July 2023
This month starts off with old footage from Chris Chan Vs. The Internet being leaked. Chris was spotted at Wal-mart looking at Sonic-branded G-Fuel drinks as well as Dragon Fire Games located over 100 miles west of Chesterfield County, the furthest Chris has reportedly traveled since his release. Chris continues to dye his hair different colors.
August
- Main article: August 2023
Otaku King spots Chris at Walmart and has a conversation with him, and after which begins white=knighting him. Chris slowly begins returning to the internet, starting with playing Pokemon GO and games on his PlayStation, notably changing his PSN description on the latter. He then begins liking tweets on Twitter, some even addressing his return. His activity peaks when he uploads a series of artworks to DeviantART, including ones about his return and belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated. Other art includes pages for Sonichu 15, which has been renamed to Sonichu 0 HD. His review also took place, with his incest case file being updated to state that the charge has been "Dismissed".[3]. He ends the month by playing games on his PS5, seemingly buying one after being released from jail.
September
- Main article: September 2023
Chris starts the month by sending a dm to Helena Fiorenza, announcing that he will return to the internet, and thanking Cr1TiKaL for making his pwn brand of G-Fuel. The following day, Chris's car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court. He spends the rest of his month being spotted with a mysterious young-looking blonde woman in various locations. On the 20th, Chris is spotted allegedly hugging and kissing the woman, in a series of blurry photos. Otaku King claims that the two of them are a couple, and that Chris is "at home safe" and "getting the right help needed"
October
- Main article: October 2023
The month starts off uneventful, with very little activity. However, on the 16th, Chris finally uploaded a new video, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned, where he sings horribly with green screened versions of him dancing, along with a brief message announcing his return. On the same day, he tweets, announcing the 'second coming'. OfficialCWCmart is updated, with new art and photos of Chris, along with messages announcing his return, which Chris links in the description of his new videos. He then uploads Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021, where he denies ever having sex with Barbara, and claims that he was framed by Isabella Loretta Janke. He gets mad at trolls who joked about Chris dating Barb, stating that it was their fault this all happened. He also reveals information about the blonde girl he has been spotted with recently. On the 18th, Chris starts posting frequently on Twitter, and continues to upload videos.
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