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[[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']] | [[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']] | ||
Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''': | Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''': | ||
*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)'' | *[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)'' | ||
*[[Bob Chandler]] | *[[Bob Chandler]] dies of a heart attack while watching TV. Chris doesn't notice, due to being busy playing on his [[PS3]]. | ||
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V. | *[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and is listed in DSM-V. | ||
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' | *High ranking [[trolls]] working at Microsoft pick up ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' as [[Hex Bawx|Project Natal]] exclusive titles; Chris is not credited, and complains on [[Youtube]], with little effect. | ||
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter. | *With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter. | ||
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard rage, he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[ | *Chris is discovered by the outside world, and becomes one of the most hated men alive. At the same time, trolling of Chris reaches an all-time high, and Chris [[Lie|leaves the internet forever]]. | ||
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house. | *Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard rage, he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[JERKS|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time. | ||
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos yet again and tries to convince women to come to his house. | |||
*Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a [[Transformers|Transformer]]. | *Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a [[Transformers|Transformer]]. | ||
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily. | *For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily. | ||
*''CWC the Movie'' is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular film of all time. | |||
*Hasbro releases a board game based on CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game. | |||
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again... | *Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again... | ||
* | *Chris finishes [[Sonichu 11]], detailing his traumatic [[rape]] at the hands of the "Jerkisoners". | ||
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and | *Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work. | ||
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun. | *[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun. | ||
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer | *Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in [[Son-Chu]] down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer [[Bagget]] orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner. | ||
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a | *Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and burried under a pile of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. | ||
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later. | *Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later. | ||
*Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along. | *Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along. | ||
*On [[Christmas]] Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body. | *On [[Christmas]] Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body. | ||
* | *The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy sucessful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's fail. | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Revision as of 13:57, 21 July 2010
File:FutureChris.jpg
Chris in 2011
Things planned that will happen in 2011:
- Scampers runs away. (go go Scampers! :3)
- Bob Chandler dies of a heart attack while watching TV. Chris doesn't notice, due to being busy playing on his PS3.
- High Functioning Autism is officially recognized by the American Psychological Association and is listed in DSM-V.
- High ranking trolls working at Microsoft pick up Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles & Sonichu the Game as Project Natal exclusive titles; Chris is not credited, and complains on Youtube, with little effect.
- With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, Barbara Chandler attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
- Chris is discovered by the outside world, and becomes one of the most hated men alive. At the same time, trolling of Chris reaches an all-time high, and Chris leaves the internet forever.
- Chris goes to the Charlottesville Mal-Wart armed with an IBA Chandler sniper rifle. In a fit of tard rage, he fires at several managers and girlfriend un-free boys, missing every time.
- Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming YouTube with meaningless PSEye videos yet again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
- Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with Son-Chu while pretending his car is a Transformer.
- For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by niggos daily.
- CWC the Movie is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular film of all time.
- Hasbro releases a board game based on CWC's life, dubbed "Kick the Autistic" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
- Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
- Chris finishes Sonichu 11, detailing his traumatic rape at the hands of the "Jerkisoners".
- Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past gal pals and then attempts to create the "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his Amnyfest Ring, the Heart Torch of Fail, and his PS3. None of the methods work.
- Patti-Chan is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.
- Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a McDonald's, forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage WWII German pistol, Officer Bagget orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "Down where? All that's down there is the ground" and starts charging a curse ye ha me ha attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
- Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by Kitty and burried under a pile of Dirty Crapped Briefs.
- Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later.
- Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
- On Christmas Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
- The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic trolls everywhere retire in peace to live happy sucessful lives. The CWCki is left up as a monument to Christian's fail.
