2007

Chris in 2007.

In protest to 2007's creation of the ED page, Chris draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.

The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old. The year we made contact.

The second half of the year 2007 show some important developments within Christians life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him disillusioned and enraged. Secondly, Christian discovers a satirical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Christians person in 2008.

Events of 2007

February

On February 11 2007, Chris maed this.

• February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
• February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
• February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
• February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
• February 24 - Video Chris releases his "future message".
• February 26 - Sonichu canon - Robbie, firstborn son to Sonichu and Rosechu is born.

March

• March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, Cole Smithey expresses his disdain for Barbara and Bob.
• March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.

May

• May 8 - Christian creates his first YouTube account.
• May 8 - Video Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.

June

• June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
• June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
• June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
• June 29 - Video Christian makes his PaRappa the Rapper video and enters PaRappa the Rapper Contest .

July

• July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
• July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
• July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.

August

On August 3 2007, Chris loses.

• August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
• August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Sony. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
• August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
• August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his PSN blog, which results in an admin timing him out.
• August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest.
• August 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for "touching" her.
• August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
• August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having cofessed his love to her.
• Unknown date in August - Video Chris uploads CWC is Angry

October

On October 26 2007, this picture is taken at the Game place.

• October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
• October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
• October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
• October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behaviour. He blames it on his homophobia.
• October 26 - Christian is photographed at the Game Place playing Pokémon.
• October ?? - SomethingAwful Thread Note: Requires Archives account to view :(
• October 31 - SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) thread titled: Sonichuuuuuuuu...
• October 31 - ED page on Chris-Chan is created. (according to Christian. According to the history it is created a bit later)

November

One of the images Chris drew on November 11 2007.

• November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
• November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by Jason Kendrick Howell.
• November 3 - 4chan Fan-Art thread. Evan e-mails some of the images to Chris.
• November 4 - Chris is angered by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
• November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
• November 7 - Video Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
• November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
• November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
• November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins rewriting the article in a more favorable light towards him.
• November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five Rule 34 drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
• November 12 - Chris adds entries from his diary, details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll Officer Nasty to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
• November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.

December

• December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to editing the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
• December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalising ED.
• December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…"