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In 2013, Chris mourned his expulsion from Heaven.
2013 is the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence. It remains to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) will finally knock some sense into him, though judging from past experiences, it seems pretty unlikely.
However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.
In May, an Imgur account of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.
January
- 11 January 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook picture twice in one day.
- 29 January 2013- Chris is spotted at local McDonald's.
February
- 24 February 2013 - Chris turns 31
March
- 8 March 2013 - A photo of Chris in his tomgirl attire is featured on the fourth episode of MTV's Failosophy.
- 9 March 2013 - Chris goes to Madicon held this year in Harrisonburg, VA. He's spotted by one of trolls, however no pictures are taken. On Facebook, he insists that the Sonichu comic is not dead, despite two years without updates. He also discovers that he was on MTV the previous day.
- 28 March 2013 - Chris posts a public Facebook message whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's Proposition 8 and DOMA deliberations.
- 30 March 2013 - An epistle from Chris to his church is leaked on the CWCki forums. In the document Chris announces that he will be no longer going to church for a period of time. Details about the deterioration of Chris's relationships with his fellow parishioners and church staff are also revealed.
April
- 4 April 2013 - Chris posts a a new Facebook note, in which he says he has no more interest in the The GAMe PLACe.
- 20 April 2013 - Chris uploads two new Facebook pictures. One of them depicts him holding a sign that reads "Haters to the Left," and points to the viewer's right in typical Chris fashion, while the other one shows him holding a different sign that declares him "[his] own free bitch."
- 29 April 2013 - Chris posts two Facebook notes. In the first one he expresses his outrage at the news of Sega planning to replace Sonic as their mascot, not realizing that the news story he is responding to is a fictional one posted on a parody website. In the second note he bemoans of how he has been trolled in the past by people pretending to be women.
May
- 4 May 2013- Somebody named "mormonjesus" drops in IRC what seems to be email Chris sent to Kim on 1 May.
- 6 May 2013 - More emails between Chris and Jackie are leaked on the CWCki forums.
- 19 May 2013 - The Maggie Thomas call which was made in September 2009 was leaked by whispsonichu on the CWCki Forums.
- 21 May 2013 - Chris posts up pictures of his iPhone and his broken iPod on his Facebook account, complete with a custom made duct-tape folder for them.
- 21 May 2013 - Chris unveils his latest creation, the iDea Book Case, via Facebook.
- 26 May 2013 - An Imgur account of Chris's formerly hidden Facebook status updates is revealed....by Chris himself.
- 29 May 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture to one featuring the return of the Parappa hat.
- 30 May 2013 - Chris makes a new Facebook post, laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" his mother.
- 31 May 2013 - The Nintendo-run website Flipnote Hatena shuts down. All flipnotes, including Chris's are no longer able to be shown. A troll let this site know a couple months earlier in order to save Chris's art.
June
- 6 June 2013 - Chris starts playing Toro's Friend Network and the game is linked to Facebook.
- 7 June 2013 - Chris has made 20 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. (Link)
- 9 June 2013 -Anna posted on Facebook to Chris that she re-watched his DVD with her married friend. (Link)
- 9 June 2013 - An e-mail from Chris to Jackie on 7 September 2011 was leaked on the CWCki Forums, where Chris talked about his dream that according to the Grim Reaper, his father's soul would not be claimed until the year 2015.
- 11 June 2013 - Chris has made 30 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. (Link)
- 12 June 2013 - Chris has made 50 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. (Link) He is also earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. (Link)
- 13 June 2013 - Chris liked two videos: "I Heard the Dog Bark" by Sesame Street and My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 on YouTube despite he once made a Facebook post raging about the Equestria Girls movie a few days ago. (Link) On the same day, Anna posts to her friends, including Chris to all go to Disneyland together. (Link)
- 16 June 2013 - A picture of Son-Chu which is photographed on Google Street View in June 2011 is leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 17 June 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook post that he is lonely again.
- 20 June 2013 - A video of Chris's house on 8 June 2013 is leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 20 and 21 June 2013 - Hidden Twitter posts from 16 April 2012 to 21 June 2013, which most of them are linked to the Facebook 2013 Imgur Leak and pictures from 20 June 2013 are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 22 June 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that "there are too many Trolls and Bad People in the world hiding behind the Internet constantly".
- 24 June 2013 - Mary McLerran, relative of Anna, posts to Chris on Facebook that she is sending him good energy. (Link)
- 27 June 2013 - Chris makes a Facebook post about a skunk.
- 29 June 2013 - Chris complains to Cole Smithey on Twitter.
July
- 7 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about Ruckersville. On the same day, Chris liked the full movie of Equestria Girls on YouTube.
- 10 July 2013 - Chris's year-long probation, passed down by the court, ended.
- 14 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he is depressed and needs real compassion from women.
- 18 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he doesn't want people to call him a wet blanket.
- 20 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about Spring Breakers, bizarrely comparing it to My Little Pony and his life.
- 22 July 2013 - Chris uploads a picture on Facebook and asks how good looking/attractive he is. He claims that he now weighs 220 pounds. On the same day, Chris shares a "Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)" video. On the same day, Chris uploads a screenshot from the CWCki Forums on Facebook about the results of the poll.
- 24 July 2013 - Chris shared a Crackle page on Facebook. On the same day, Mary McLerran posts on Facebook that she loves the hand shape on Chris's profile picture.
August
- 3 August 2013 - William Elliott Waterman posts to Chris on Facebook.
- 5 August 2013 - Chris posts some photos of his high school LEGO set on Facebook.
- 6 August 2013 - Chris shared some links of LEGO Heartlake High on Facebook. On the same day, Chris posted on Facebook that one of his pups just peed.
- 7 August 2013 - Chris liked some videos of Equestria Girls, posted some posts related to the movie, and put it #2 of his Top Movies list. On the same day, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends posts a message to the DANG, DIRTY trolls on the CWCki on Facebook.
September
- 6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.
October
December
- 25 December 2013 - Christmas.
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