September 2013

Field agent observation, September 2013.

September was the ninth month of 2013. Chris had several heated encounters with manajerks and jerkops. A troll shook his hands at McDonald's. A few leaks of 14 Branchland Court appeared on the CWCki Forums. On Facebook, outside of public scrutiny, Chris was obsessing about high school by planning a reunion and playing with Legos.

Events of September 2013

• 1 September - Chris tells his fellow high school alumni on Facebook that he is looking for certain classmates.
• 1 September - Chris posts on Facebook about his favorite ponies in My Little Pony.
• 2 September - Chris posts on Facebook cursing a Manajerk, Rob Bell, Mary Lee Walsh and Megan Schroeder. Shortly after he informs the CWCki forums about this note.
• 2 September - Chris likes the Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship) on YouTube.
• 3 September - Chris whines to one of his friends on Facebook about stress and trolls, claiming that his blood pressure has gone up.
• 3 September - Chris gets retrospective with CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events.
• 4 September - Chris posts reviews of his schools on Facebook.
• 5 September - Chris has his last court date regarding the 28 October 2011 incident. His sentence is suspended and he is required to pay a $247 fine. The felony charge is reduced to a misdemeanor. He updates his Facebook friends on the issue.
• 5 September - Chris updates his Facebook audience about the high school reunion plans.
• 6 September - The second anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.
• 6 September - Chris shares a link about autistic interactions on Facebook and mentions his Autism Tutorial videos.
• 6 September - Chris makes a post on Facebook about how he has been banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing an XBox Live sign with a permanent marker.
• 6 September - Chris writes on Facebook that he misses Tiffany Gowen.
• 7 September - Chris again expresses nostalgia about Tiffany.
• 7 September - Chris makes a Facebook post about how God made him scratch a woman's car in a parking lot.
• 7 September - Chris announces that police are no longer allowed in CWCville.
• 7 September - Some pictures of 14 Branchland Court are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
• 8 September - Chris whines on a YouTube video "Equestria Girls (Helping Twilight Win the Crown)" - MLP: Equestria Girls [My Little Rock Band] that the PS3 versions of the song should be made.
• 9 September - Chris tells his high school classmates that he thinks of them as his family.
• 9 September - Chris reviews a My Little Pony fan video, saying it is as gory as the Saw movies.
• 10 September - Chris shared a link to a ridiculous Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", encouraging men to wear sports bras.
• 10 September - Chris begs people on Facebook not to unfriend him.
• 11 September - Chris shares a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", claiming that It is a touching and good movie to watch today.
• 11 September - Chris likes a Miley Cyrus video.
• 12 September - Chris commiserates with a Facebook friend about a broken iPhone.
• 12 September - Chris is upset and confused that he received an email from high school gal pal Sarah Bevel saying that she doesn't really know him.
• 13 September - Chris learns that trolls have been pestering Sarah Bevel.
• 13 September - Chris muses about building a Lego version of his high school.
• 14 September - Chris posts that he does not like Miley Cyrus's haircut.
• 14 September - Chris tells a Facebook friend that he can't afford to make a donation to buy uniforms for the Manchester High School band.
• 14 September - Chris has received an email purporting to be from Tiffany Gowen. He asks his friends if it's a troll.
• 15 September - Chris posts that the Tiffany email is a hoax.
• 17 September - Chris attempts to suck up to a male high school alum by talking about sandwiches.
• 17 September - Chris learns that trolls have been making prank phone calls using his voice and is worried about a police response.
• 17 September - Chris calls himself a "gypsy" on Facebook.
• 17 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he has found a Sonic Underground DVD from either a troll or a fan which had been lying on his lawn for some time. He gives people tips on how to send him gifts, including some visual aids from Excel Saga.
• 18 September - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he feels violently angry at his enemies.
• 18 September - Chris has received a possible offer to market Sonichu merchandise by a software company, and asks his Facebook friends for business advice.
• 18 September - Chris replies to a Facebook post by the Mythbusters by talking about the benefits of "asprin."
• 18 September - Chris tries to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection on eBay for $65.
• 19 September - Chris discusses Sonichu 8 with William on Facebook.
• 19 September - Chris posts that he likes a Japanese-language version of a Sonic theme song.
• 19 September - Chris shares some advice he has received about the marketing offer. It appears to be a troll or a scam.
• 20 September - Chris responds to a Facebook friend's comment by saying that offline socialization is the best.
• 20 September - Having ignored the above advice, Chris contacts the software company anyhow and believes it is legitimate.
• 21 September - Chris makes another reply to a Mythbusters' comment to complain about the homos.
• 21 September - Chris gushes about the Lego high school set on Facebook.
• 22 September - PCA, a CWCki Forums user, meets Chris in McDonald's in Charlottesville and provides two snapshots of him as a proof. Chris himself tells his Facebook friends about the upsetting incident, and quickly learns that the individual was a troll.
• 24 September - Chris posts a public rant about Megan Schroeder on Facebook, revealing that he uses a Lego minifig of her as some sort of voodoo doll.
• 24 September - Privately, Chris posts images of Lego voodoo dolls of Megan, Michael Snyder, and Mary Lee Walsh.
• 26 September - Chris reports that he is having trouble with his iPhone.
• 26 September - Chris shares some clickbait about women and their language.
• 27 September - Chris writes a new public Facebook post meant to correct what he sees as commonly held misconceptions about his past relationship with Megan.
• 27 September - Chris makes a private post that he is experiencing "Life Troubles."
• 28 September - Chris's friend Rebeckah tells him not to contact her because she's upset about his Facebook posts.
• 29 September - Chris announces to Facebook that he is not a monster.
• 29 September - On Facebook, Chris notes that he plans to attend an upcoming Lego event at Toys 'R' Us.