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- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his [[hair|hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.]] | - The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his [[hair|hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.]] | ||
- Fought with, then eventually made up with...and | - Fought with, then eventually made up with...and then fought with again, [[CWC's Adult Chronicles|Jeff O.]] on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise. | ||
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's. | - Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's. | ||
Revision as of 11:18, 2 January 2017
| “ | I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother. | ” |
| Chris, in August.
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| “ | Too bad [Hitler] died | ” |
| Chris, in September.
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| “ | Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is. | ” |
| Chris, in November.
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2016 was the eighth year of organized trolling. It is a year that brought us the following things:
- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
- Fought with, then eventually made up with...and then fought with again, Jeff O. on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.
- Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.
-Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to Donald Trump
January
- Main article: January 2016
Chris advertised a lesbian sleepover and conducted an interview.
February
- Main article: February 2016
Chris released another apology video and turned 34. A semen donor video was leaked.
March
- Main article: March 2016
Chris bought a PlayStation 4 and claimed it was a gift from a fan. Barb is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.
April
- Main article: April 2016
Chris released My Breast Massage Routine 18+ and begged for donors. He also started Sonichu Entertainment of America and quickly forget about.
May
- Main article: May 2016
Chris bought a waifu, had sex with a doll on YouTube and filed to change hir name to Christine.
June
- Main article: June 2016
Chris begged for money, supposedly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.
July
- Main article: July 2016
Chris paid his court costs. Barb made an appearance in a begging video. Most horrifyingly, Chris got an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.
August
- Main article: August 2016
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.
September
- Main article: September 2016
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of $16k. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at Cville Pride. Chris makes an anti-Donald Trump video.
October
- Main article: October 2016
Chris tries using Unban contracts on Gamestop and Best Buy. He continues to comment about his hatred of Donald Trump, including a post saying that he should have taken "a parody of himself in jest."
November
- Main article: November 2016
Much of this month took place following the election of Donald trump and Chris sending a number of death threats against him on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube
December
- Main article: December 2016
