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[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 18 2009''', we learn that Chris has been playing [[Eye of Judgement]] recently.]]
[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 18 2009''', we learn that Chris has been playing [[Eye of Judgement]] recently.]]
[[Image:IvyCWC2.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 26 2009''', Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in [[Sonichu 9]].]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 27 2009''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 27 2009''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]


==Events of March 2009==
==Events of March 2009==
* March 1 - An [[ED]] troll claims Chris's parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone, after he/she sent [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of <!-- http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ link is dead --> Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
* March 1 - An [[ED]] troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the [[Sex tape|sex doll video]] claims to have sent the postcards to [[Bob Chandler]], who supposedly then confiscating Chris's tools for making videos.
* March 3 - [[Julie|Julie's]] fake brother, [[Max]], forces Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the mayor of [[CWCville]]. Chris is also forced to put his [[Sonichu medallion|medallion]] up his anus.
* March 3 - [[Julie|Julie's]] fake brother, [[Max]], gains control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris.  Chris is coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]] and shoving pieces of his [[Sonichu medallion]] up his butt before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been [[BlueSpike]], a thirteen-year-old boy in league with [[Clyde Cash]].
* March 3 - Chris finds out his girlfriend [[Julie]] wasn't real.  
* March 4 - A Troll on [[ED]] posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
* March 4 - A Troll on [[ED]] posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately  debunked.
* March 4 - '''Video''' Chris publishes [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|new video]] on YouTube, claiming he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as [[BlueSpike]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|March 4]] - Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
* March 8 - The [[Family Guy]] episode "Family Gay" premieres, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|March 4]] - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as [[BlueSpike]].
* March 10 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|reads aloud]] from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that [[How to Talk to Girls‎|9 year-olds can get more dates than he can]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|March 10]] - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching [[Family Guy]]), and presents it as solid proof that [[homos]] are bad. He also proves that [[How to Talk to Girls‎|9 year-olds can get more dates than he can]].
* March 12 - '''Video''' Chris posts [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|a mysterious video]], addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number.
* [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|March 12]] - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
* March 15 - [[Robert Simmons V]] visits Chris at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]. There is an audio recording of this event.
* March 15 - [[Robert Simmons V]] visits Chris at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]. There is an audio recording of this event.
* [[Apology to Emily|March 16]] - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to Emily for not attending their planned meeting.
* March 16 - '''Video''' Chris [[Apology to Emily|apologizes]] to [[Emily]] for not attending their planned meeting.
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|March 16]] - Chris posts an other new video, apologizing for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in [[2008]].
* March 16 - '''Video''' Chris [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizes]] for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in [[2008]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|March 18]] - Chris posts a new video, in which he talks about [[Eye of Judgement]] and first mentions [[Ivy]].
* March 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|talks]] about [[Eye of Judgement]] and first mentions [[Ivy]].
* March 19 - Chris is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
* March 19 - Chris is chaperoned by his father for a date with [[Emily]].  However, at the conclusion of this date Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|March 19]] - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
* March 19 - '''Video''' Chris posts an updated version of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|last video]]. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named [[Ivy]] and Rachel.  
* [[CWC's Message for Ivy|March 20]] - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
* March 20 - '''Video''' Christian posts a [[CWC's Message for Ivy|video message]] for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
* [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|March 26]] - Christian posts his own music video for the song [[Holding Out For a Hero]]. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]].
* March 26 - '''Video''' Christian posts his own music video for the song [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]. Comic pages from what is now known as [[Sonichu Special 1]] are incorporated into the video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|March 26]] - Chris posts a video, suggesting that [[Megan]] has been having trouble from the [[trolls]].
* March 26 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|complains]] that [[Megan]] has been having trouble from the [[trolls]].
* [[Tour of Christian's House|March 27]] - Chris posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his [[house]] and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
* March 27 - '''Video''' In a two-part video, Chris gives a [[Tour of Christian's House|tour]] of his [[house]] and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|March 27]] - Chris posts a new video, raging at [[Clyde Cash]], and threatening to call the [[Jerkops|police]].
* March 27 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|rages]] at [[Clyde Cash]], threatening to call the [[Jerkops|police]].
* [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|March 28]] - Chris uploads his second music video for [[Ivy]], featuring the song Loving You.
* March 28 - '''Video''' Chris uploads his second music video for [[Ivy]], featuring the song [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Loving You]].
* [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|March 29]] - Chris sings the farting song.
* March 29 - '''Video''' Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].
* [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|March 30]] - Chris uploads a video demanding the [[ED]] page is taken down. He later takes it down and uploads a longer version of the video.
* March 30 - '''Video''' Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|demands]] the removal of his [[ED]] article. He later reuploads the an extended version of the video.
* [[Secret Weapon|March 30]] - Chris uploads a new video, addressed to one of the [[Clyde Cash|trolls]]. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
* March 30 - '''Video''' Chris [[Secret Weapon|claims]] to have obtained the mugshot of [[Clyde Cash]]. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
* [[YouTube Finale|March 30]] - Chris uploads a new video, claiming he will be leaving youtube forever. Knowing Chris, this is <s>probably</s> untrue.
* March 30 - '''Video''' Chris announces he is [[YouTube Finale|leaving YouTube forever]]. Or maybe just until 9 April.


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Revision as of 02:41, 29 August 2009

On March 18 2009, we learn that Chris has been playing Eye of Judgement recently.
On March 27 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.

Events of March 2009

  • March 1 - An ED troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the sex doll video claims to have sent the postcards to Bob Chandler, who supposedly then confiscating Chris's tools for making videos.
  • March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, gains control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris is coerced into declaring BILLY MAYS to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving pieces of his Sonichu medallion up his butt before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash.
  • March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
  • March 4 - Video Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as BlueSpike.
  • March 8 - The Family Guy episode "Family Gay" premieres, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
  • March 10 - Video Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
  • March 12 - Video Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number.
  • March 15 - Robert Simmons V visits Chris at his church. There is an audio recording of this event.
  • March 16 - Video Chris apologizes to Emily for not attending their planned meeting.
  • March 16 - Video Chris apologizes for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
  • March 18 - Video Chris talks about Eye of Judgement and first mentions Ivy.
  • March 19 - Chris is chaperoned by his father for a date with Emily. However, at the conclusion of this date Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
  • March 19 - Video Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel.
  • March 20 - Video Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
  • March 26 - Video Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. Comic pages from what is now known as Sonichu Special 1 are incorporated into the video.
  • March 26 - Video Chris complains that Megan has been having trouble from the trolls.
  • March 27 - Video In a two-part video, Chris gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
  • March 27 - Video Chris rages at Clyde Cash, threatening to call the police.
  • March 28 - Video Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
  • March 29 - Video Chris sings the farting song.
  • March 30 - Video Chris demands the removal of his ED article. He later reuploads the an extended version of the video.
  • March 30 - Video Chris claims to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
  • March 30 - Video Chris announces he is leaving YouTube forever. Or maybe just until 9 April.