2014
| “ | Starts the year by burning his own house down, ends the year by going to jail for assault. Bravo, Chris. | ” |
| A forum poster summing up 2014 | ||
2014 is the sixth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. Like the three years before it, it appeared as if it would have started off with nothing of note (save for the occasional rant by Chris on his Facebook account)...until it was revealed on the 11th of January that the Chandler household caught fire. Similar to incidents involving his past arrest and the passing of Bob Chandler, this was a major dilemma facing his family, and some speculated that these big changes in his life would bring about big changes in Chris himself. Chris did undergo some changes, but they were mostly either irrelevant or just further steps towards complete insanity. Some trolls have noted, however, that given all that has happened to him, Chris has lost a lot of energy, and has begun to show signs of being mentally burned out.
Following the fire, Chris began to sell some of his stuff for money, such as his Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing. This is notable as, for a change, Chris is actually earning some of his money instead of purely relying on his Monthly Tugboat, something which was not seen since his days at Wendy's. Though many problems have more or less sorted themselves out in the past year, this year does continue the fallout from 2013. In August, Chris augmented his tomgirlish ways and came out as a "Lesbian-Identified Male", and began attending LGBT events around Charlottesville (likely against the wishes of other attendees). He also revealed he found himself a new girlfriend, later confirmed to be a troll.
Around the release of the new Sonic game, Sonic Boom, Chris became consumed by a vehement desire to denounce the game, encouraging others to boycott it and even defacing in-store copies of the game. Chris's cited reason for this behaviour is, in true CWC fashion, because of an extremely minor design element present only on this non-canon part of the franchise; Sonic's arms are blue.
On the bright side, however, at the end of the year, Chris announced that 14 Branchland Court was finally repaired, and would be moving back in 2015. Unfortunately, Chris has seen fit to fuck up his chances of going home (as well as any sympathy the trolls were starting to have for him) - he was recorded assaulting an innocent GameStop employee with pepper spray, an action that landed him in jail, awaiting trial on the 29th, literally 2 days before the end of the year.
January
- Main article: January 2014
This month began with little note, until Chris's house caught fire. The rest of the month was mostly spent on recovering.
February
- Main article: February 2014
Chris turns 32. Two videos are leaked: Hello, my sweety baby and Message for John Kyle.
March
- Main article: March 2014
Some e-mails were leaked on the CWCki Forums, one of them provides interesting info about Chris's days at Manchester High School, involving him getting bullied on a daily basis. Chris was also rumoured to be shoplifting at Best Buy, with Chris posted two Facebook posts about this rumour.
April
- Main article: April 2014
Pictures of Chris's house and info about the Rental House are leaked. Chris is spotted at a local Target by a reddit user.
May
- Main article: May 2014
Chris lists some old airplane models and a violin on eBay. He begs for Lego on Facebook, and confirms that Simonla has been resurrected.
June
- Main article: June 2014
Chris tried to sell a painting on eBay, but was suspended. He then tried again, and was suspended again. Meanwhile, a troll snuck into 14 Branchland Court and recovered some documents which feature samples of his academic work, and show that he received very poor marks.
July
- Main article: July 2014
Chris sells autographed photos of himself on eBay. Also, his latest OkCupid profile was found by Forums user.
11 July was last day of Barbara's two-year-long probation, her sentence from the trial for the events of 28 October 2011.
August
- Main article: August 2014
Chris comes out on Facebook as "Lesbian Identified Male" and self described "Intersex" "Cross-Dressing Tranny." He also expresses solidarity with the movement for LGBT equality, although he is very unhappy about having to include gay males. He also reveals he has a new girlfriend.
September
- Main article: September 2014
Chris sells tons of stuff on eBay, and obtains materials to make more medallions and mass-produces them.
October
- Main article: October 2014
This month is notable in that it marked a significant resurgence in video-making, as well as more possibilities about his anonymous galpal, his growing (professed) support for LGBT activism, and his ongoing hatred for eBay (especially after the Mr. Smith fiasco) and Sonic Boom.
November
- Main article: November 2014
Chris spent this month mostly raging over the Sonic Boom game, before he embarrassed himself silly while raging over a small brushfire occuring near his house, and accidentally doxxed himself yet again. His Facebook friends then helped him make a new version of CWC's Sonichu Site!, which lasts for just 10 days prior to being shut down due to 404 errors, DDoS attacks, and complaints over its name--"Spergweb". Then, it ended on a particularly depressing note for him, as he was quickly booted off his Keep Sonic Original group for making graphic death threats to Sega.
December
- Main article: December 2014
- 25 December - Christmas. Sadly for Chris, no sweetheart under the C-Mas tree this year.
- 27 December - Chris is seen defacing a Sonic Boom display at GameStop. His escape is caught on video. It is so far unknown if security caught him. Link
- 28 December - Chris is confirmed to be in jail after the GameStop incident. His trial is set for the 29th December, 2014.
- 29 December - Chris goes to court for the incident. He will stand trial again on February 5th, 2015. He was bailed out later that day and posted his side of the story on Facebook, and as usual, he claims he was the victim.
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