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[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|On '''21 April''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing.]] | [[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|On '''21 April''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing.]] | ||
As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic | As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe]], discovering that Chris was back to his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, he kept a low profile on her. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on Cwcipiedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts. | ||
==May== | ==May== | ||
Revision as of 12:21, 6 July 2010
2010 marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris turned 28.
January
Smug with overconfidence thanks to his fanmail and the victory over gay ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the CWCipedia via copyright claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new stress factor in the emerging fan comic Asperchu, going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy YouTube videos; every attempted failed miserably. As he did, he continued to update Sonichu 10, revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, Chris was beginning to get close to another girl and he would attempt to hide this, but his own ego would refuse him to do so.
February
As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in a series of phone calls from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary, demanding Chris to promise to show better tolerance towards Asperchu and to get rid of Simonla Rosechu, with Mao holding Cwcipedia hostage. Though, very slowly, Chris recovered enough from the stress to complete Sonichu 10, which showed the death of Simonla, only for Chris to turn around and "kill" Alec, Mao and two other people in an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual Christian Love Day. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of another human male entering Chris's room and actually putting up with Chris's shit, one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.
March
As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, Bob, had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his fanbase. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive narcissism, reveal a name of his potential new sweetheart through a custom LBA level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the gal-pal to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the CWCki. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the Internet, attacking his fans for wanting more Sonichu pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking Surfshack Tito, the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, an outside source would intervene with Chris and force him to once again announce he leaves the Internet forever. (36 hours later after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about TV and sex.)
April
As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on The Hook Cafe, discovering that Chris was back to his Love Quest on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named Jackie, who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, he kept a low profile on her. During this time, he attempted to return to The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed Michael Snyder as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on Cwcipiedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.
May
As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, especially after the incident on the CWCipedia. However, Chris emerged soon after, boasting that he had disconnected his Wi-Fi Antenna from his life upgrade, not realizing the damage done. However, this high would lead to him crashing into slumber after he won tickets to a sports event. When no one wanted to go with him, Chris was forced to go by himself and sit beside a "lovey-dovey" couple. Doing so got him upset, but instead of realizing how screwed up he was, he blamed his problems on the Greene County School Board.
Afterward, the CWCipedia was aided by another person, DariaCamacho, who attempted to improve the CWCipedia for the better, though Chris was quick to revert the changes. However, by the end of the month, it would be revealed that Daria was actually Mao and he opened up the CWCipedia to all. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but gave into stress and abandoned the CWCipedia. Mao would later give the CWCipedia to Vivian Gee, who would start more comics again.
June
June 2010 started out with a whimper. After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that Chris would not keep to his word. The first signs of him not staying true to his word was the fact that he continued to log in to his YouTube account. However, some suspect that the real reason he was quiet for the start of the month was ModNation Racers.
The silence was then broken on 4 June. Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with the desire to take a picture of Michael Snyder so that he could print it out and put it on a dartboard. Long story short, Chris attempts vehicular homicide while drunk and he's let off scot-free by the police. Two days later, he makes a video addressing these events, and announces that he's leaving the Internet. Again. For the fifth time.
Chris then fell silent for twelve days. As usual, a few faggots jumped to the conclusion that the CWC saga was over. The faithful were then rewarded on 18 June, when a field agent spotted Chris at the Fridays After Five event in Charlottesville. He then took several pictures of Chris and uploaded them to the internet for the world to see. In a few of these pictures, he is wearing a sports bra which reads "WANT WOMAN", thus showing that ever since he was compelled to leave the internet by an outside force, he has gone back to the era of the attraction sign. This time around, it's not so much retarded as it is really creepy.
At the same time, trolls discovered where Chris had disappeared off to -- the Flipnote Hatena, a website created by Nintendo for the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote. Clearly, he has failed to take the advice of whoever is trying to get him to keep off of the internet to heart. As well, he's taken his Love Quest to this place, attempting to win hearts only to be attacked by trolls and finding out those he's had interest in are not of his age.
July
July 2010 began with the end of Chris' Flipnote Hatena misadventures; he got permabanned on 2 July for constantly breaking the site's rules.