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{{quoteboxred|speaker=pathetic|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|hyper dimensional neptunia]] (edited)}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=pathetic|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|hyper dimensional neptunia]] (edited)}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Also you will need a console, I advise you find an obscure one, or just make shit up}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|blake bellaripoff's '''actual''' name is irene but i might make a tweak to it}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|to seem weebish i might name her kokomi}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I'm gonna be the Soulja Game}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|funny thing is im actually drawing irene for weebfriend for her stupid youtube channel icon}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|CPU Brown Heart, protector of the realm of Crankthatia and the guardian of the souljagame consoles}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|You guys think it over and I'll check my other discord for your applications tomorrow XD Oh my god XD}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|But Chris doesn't like brown people? lol}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Oi
[''posts a drawing of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Yes}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Fuck a yes!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|then I'll be CPU Gold Heart}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|i'm debating doing this whole thing, not sure if i want to sacrifice my sanity to a lolcow but i'm somewhat willing to do this}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Wait I've got a Chromebook discord Imao}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|If "nightvee" will work, I think just about anything could}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|It's up to you gas
Just be sure to make a separate discord for your own safety}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|I'll be cpu PinkPetal}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Spots are limited, there are 18 more CPUs to "find"}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|ima make up one anyway even if i don't do this
CPU Lavender, or Kokomi Rosaline, Age 19 because i'm not a creep like chris, she's a angel-demon- werewolf hybrid oh and she's also half-android because i said so}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|im on my chromebook rn typing this, im logging out and creating the cpu account}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|her pokemonsona is Mr Mime (edited)}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|and I'm CPU Gold Heart, also known on Earth as Nanami Tezuka; age 23, possesses the memories and experiences of all former CPUs}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|and since alot of chris's oc's have anime references tacked on to this, her namesake is Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K, she has some distant relationship to Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho and can do the rose whip thing Kurama can do}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|calls herself "The Guardian" to sound cool; says everybody else does as well, but it's really just her (edited)}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[''posts a drawing of Sonic and Nights'']}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|has a strange love for saltine crackers and an irrational fear of the color beige, presumably from the memories of CPU Beige Heart, who died in 1983 when the realm of Ataria, the one he controlled, crashed to the earth}}
{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Discord|CPU_PinkPetal hopped into the server. Kangaroo!!}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU PinkPetal (Tenno)|i have arrived! goddess CPU PinkPetal!}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|As you can see, mission accomplished}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I have nothing better to do}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|ive been in this shit hole for a few months now, i think its already too late for me}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|send me in boss-salutes-
oh}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|surprise me, I want to see what you come up with based on my description}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Ok XD if this is really what you want, just play nice.
Hold on}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|ill try Imao
like i said, im a great actor}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|i'll probably give it by tomorrow morning in AEST at the latest}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I'll probably just use this account because I'm a lazy asshole}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|also no need to credit me for this one because it's technically a shitpost artpiece}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|if you can, draw a pink oc for me as well. i was extremely fucking limited}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|You never sent a friend request? .w.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|i was lucky to FIND ONE}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|very quickly and quietly switch my nickname over once we're in
oh whoops
I was too busy world building}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Pink, send one}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|already did
everyone, let us make christory together, this will be a tale to remember! XD}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|into the lions den with one very fat, autistic lion}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|let us be victorious!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I'm the fucking souljagame goddess
this is just hitting me}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|''realizing I can text with this account until we are sent into the battlefield''}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|where we dropping boys}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|I've got no idea}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|the reason Nanami possesses the memories of fallen CPUs is because the souljagames are bootleg Nintendo consoles
... should I make her fluent in Chinese, or is that too on the nose}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|I'm gonna be the CPU of the Sega saturns}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|you're the cpu of the Atari flashback 8}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Alright fine
Wait is that even a console}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Pink... wrong discord}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[[File:CPUmagentaHeart.png|200px]]
This one}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Okay}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|the cpu of the PlayStation classic
she's half European and a bit slow mentally, but she has her shining moments}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Ok my friend [[owls]] wants to check you guys out before I do anymore}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Sent}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|we have to go through customs, I'm ready}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|How do I invite him .w.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|do we say this is business or pleasure, which would this be}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[''posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|im ready boss ''jumps happily, my big furry anime boobs bounce''
too much?}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Friend this account and talk to him
Its important}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Can I be the CPU of Linux? I've never been much of a console gamer.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|id say perfect lmao}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Or if Linux is taken, then Android}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|does the drawing have to be full body}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|No Chris contact until you talk to CPU turquoise}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|deported from cwcville}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Is he/she a troll as well}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Just walk back in. They have no walls}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Because not being [[Pmurt]] is so important}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Hes a christorian and a good friend of mine, very smart}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|okay but does he know about this}}
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|He's kinda like my manager and coach}}
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|ah
okay}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|someone hook me up with a reasonable looking gold heart image, stat}}


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Revision as of 03:31, 28 June 2023

485-CWCsF.JPG Chris's recent failings have helped CWCki gather more information for this article.
Be a winner by adding this information in.

This new information can be found from the following sources:
Discord screenshots in a Kiwi Farms thread on MKRNightVee. See the "Full discord caps" spoiler at end of post.

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
Group description.

The Sons of the Miscreants was a Discord server. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee (using a Discord account named thepixietailartist) recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.[1]

Chats

MKR's Discord Handle

Server members talk about MKRNightVee and mention her thepixietailartist Discord handle, tagging her into the conversation.

Tenno
[posts a screenshot of MKR's Twitter profile.]
adriax
shes in this discord
Tenno
SHE
adriax
shes just playing along
Tenno
oh
adriax
thepixietailartist

@thepixietailartist

offline
@thepixietailartist you magnificent bastard
Tenno
Well... I didn't know that.... I should go delete a tweet then
offline
i've seen her before, she had me fooled 100%

fucking applause

adriax
interesting fact... someone put her in the sagas timeline on the CWCki as one of the Teen Troon Squad
offline
that's why i love the christorians, we do this type of shit all the time
adriax
shes not involved with that
Tenno
I'm fucking laughing my ass off rn
MKRNightVee
Ratting me out like that XD
offline
and a NIGHTS icon too
adriax
I LIED ITS NOT HER
offline
wow, not only is she cunning as hell, she has taste
adriax
EVERYONE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
Tenno
Pixie, I apologise about my tweet earlier (I'm UchihaBorn3665 on Twitter)
MKRNightVee
Nights is the hottest clown
offline
i feel like we should bring in a new twitter

Megan

MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.

MKRNightVee
Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit
pathetic
doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited)
MKRNightVee
She has a Facebook?
Vamponetta
How'd you make proper contact?
MKRNightVee
I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that
Vamponetta
No I mean with Chris
MKRNightVee
Oh, twitter

Motives

MKRNightVee
A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts
Vamponetta
Ah
MKRNightVee
My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support

I'm trying to help him better himself

Delusions

[cutoff]

Tenno
S.O.M?
Vamponetta
Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory
Tenno
Ah
Vamponetta
Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots
Tenno
Ah
Vamponetta
Yeah
MKRNightVee
Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world

Great New Content

MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.

MKRNightVee
I've got some great new content for you
Vamponetta
Oh?
MKRNightVee

All sonichu minifigs

Vamponetta
Ah
MKRNightVee
Beautiful arnt they

Chris Access

Server members ask MKR (thepixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.

offline
I just had an idea

pixie is on the inside

she can get Chris to accept our friend requests

Tenno
I was gonna say. I better not be mercy.

But no, I also sent him a friend request

I may hate him, but I'm great at acting

offline
@thepixietailartist think you can pull this off?

she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right

Tenno
@thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me.

I would but...

I'm legit shit at drawing

offline
so is Chris
Tenno
"hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world"

[posts a drawing]

This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like

offline
the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that
Tenno
This was drawn in one hour ON the bus
MKRNightVee
No, if I had to work for it so do you XD
offline
she makes the stick figure dimension Canon
Tenno
BUT I CAN'T DRAW
MKRNightVee
Then trace

Lol

offline
I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me
Tenno
BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK
offline
I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content
MKRNightVee
Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines.

It's pretty simple XD

Tenno
I'll have to shit draw then

You guys watch Dillin Thomas

MKRNightVee
And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol
offline
well I mean gently coerce her
MKRNightVee
Try posing as a girl with big titties
Tenno
Okay!

I'll do that!

Don't judge me!!

offline
I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris

that's an insult to my body

Tenno
Wait what the fuck
pathetic
i am a girl with big titties to.
Tenno
I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear
pathetic
back pain can go fuck itself.

codiene is a god send tho

MKRNightVee
No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her

Blanca style

pathetic
hot.
gas, gas, gas!
get ya a woman like stephanie bustcakes
offline
I could do that but he's off the dating scene

it won't work

how'd you do it

MKRNightVee
Well... I wouldn't say off
pathetic
i wish i could be magi chan
Tenno
He's not off

Hes anything but

offline
I'm already magi chan (edited)
Tenno
He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse

NightVee Medallion

MKRNightVee
Chris seems interested in "remaking" me into a sort of mini chris

Building a sweetheart from the ground up

offline
how so
MKRNightVee
It's kinda flattering I guess?

He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before

Tenno
I'm off to build a new Twitter account

BRB

pathetic
Will Chrisu ever love me
offline
what's your medallion look like
Promethean
what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any?
offline
how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that
pathetic
wat
MKRNightVee

NightVeeMedallion 2019.png

Medallion

offline
that has way more effort than necessary
MKRNightVee
As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter

Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic

offline
is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic
MKRNightVee
Yes
offline
can we make him shove the medallion up his ass again like not right now, but eventually
gas, gas, gas!
chris hasn't mentioned the treadmill in a while
MKRNightVee
He called me when he gave me his new number

Bragged about doing three whole minutes on the 300 setting

Chris Chat Rules

MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.

offline
ok I'm gonna run my plan by you

as someone who knows Chris better than anyone here tell me if we can put this in action

MKRNightVee
Ok?
offline
I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me
offline
what do you think? would she believe it
MKRNightVee
It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules
offline
alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact
MKRNightVee
1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't.

2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple.

Promethean
I want yellow
MKRNightVee
3. You must play along with the CPU thing
gas, gas, gas!
CPU lavender?
offline
really all I have planned is the cpu part
offline
I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good,
MKRNightVee
4. You must get some sort of fanart ready of your chosen CPU sona and make an "original", pokemon/sanic abomination
Tenno
Add my troll Twitter: @DarekaScott
MKRNightVee
CPUmagentaHeart.png
gas, gas, gas!
i'll just use weebfriend's shitty blake belladonna ripoff oc or create something else

gremlin knows who i'm talking about

offline
I do
MKRNightVee
This is my discord, verify here with me before I will add you to the Chris server
offline
can the fanart come later? I don't have any means to draw at the moment
Tenno
I'll look for a sonichu fanart online...
MKRNightVee
Yeah, just get at least a general description going for it
pathetic
hyper dimensional neptunia (edited)
MKRNightVee
Also you will need a console, I advise you find an obscure one, or just make shit up
gas, gas, gas!
blake bellaripoff's actual name is irene but i might make a tweak to it
gas, gas, gas!
to seem weebish i might name her kokomi
offline
I'm gonna be the Soulja Game
gas, gas, gas!
funny thing is im actually drawing irene for weebfriend for her stupid youtube channel icon
offline
CPU Brown Heart, protector of the realm of Crankthatia and the guardian of the souljagame consoles
MKRNightVee
You guys think it over and I'll check my other discord for your applications tomorrow XD Oh my god XD
MKRNightVee
But Chris doesn't like brown people? lol
Tenno
Oi

[posts a drawing of an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon

MKRNightVee
Yes
Tenno
Fuck a yes!
offline
then I'll be CPU Gold Heart
gas, gas, gas!
i'm debating doing this whole thing, not sure if i want to sacrifice my sanity to a lolcow but i'm somewhat willing to do this
Tenno
Wait I've got a Chromebook discord Imao
MKRNightVee
If "nightvee" will work, I think just about anything could
MKRNightVee
It's up to you gas

Just be sure to make a separate discord for your own safety

Tenno
I'll be cpu PinkPetal
MKRNightVee
Spots are limited, there are 18 more CPUs to "find"
gas, gas, gas!
ima make up one anyway even if i don't do this

CPU Lavender, or Kokomi Rosaline, Age 19 because i'm not a creep like chris, she's a angel-demon- werewolf hybrid oh and she's also half-android because i said so

Tenno
im on my chromebook rn typing this, im logging out and creating the cpu account
gas, gas, gas!
her pokemonsona is Mr Mime (edited)
offline
and I'm CPU Gold Heart, also known on Earth as Nanami Tezuka; age 23, possesses the memories and experiences of all former CPUs
gas, gas, gas!
and since alot of chris's oc's have anime references tacked on to this, her namesake is Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K, she has some distant relationship to Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho and can do the rose whip thing Kurama can do
offline
calls herself "The Guardian" to sound cool; says everybody else does as well, but it's really just her (edited)
MKRNightVee
[posts a drawing of Sonic and Nights]
offline
has a strange love for saltine crackers and an irrational fear of the color beige, presumably from the memories of CPU Beige Heart, who died in 1983 when the realm of Ataria, the one he controlled, crashed to the earth
Discord
CPU_PinkPetal hopped into the server. Kangaroo!!
CPU PinkPetal (Tenno)
i have arrived! goddess CPU PinkPetal!
Tenno
As you can see, mission accomplished
offline
I have nothing better to do
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ive been in this shit hole for a few months now, i think its already too late for me
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
send me in boss-salutes-

oh

offline
surprise me, I want to see what you come up with based on my description
MKRNightVee
Ok XD if this is really what you want, just play nice.

Hold on

CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ill try Imao

like i said, im a great actor

gas, gas, gas!
i'll probably give it by tomorrow morning in AEST at the latest
offline
I'll probably just use this account because I'm a lazy asshole
gas, gas, gas!
also no need to credit me for this one because it's technically a shitpost artpiece
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
if you can, draw a pink oc for me as well. i was extremely fucking limited
MKRNightVee
You never sent a friend request? .w.
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
i was lucky to FIND ONE
offline
very quickly and quietly switch my nickname over once we're in

oh whoops

I was too busy world building

MKRNightVee
Pink, send one
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
already did

everyone, let us make christory together, this will be a tale to remember! XD

offline
into the lions den with one very fat, autistic lion
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
let us be victorious!
offline
I'm the fucking souljagame goddess

this is just hitting me

Tenno
realizing I can text with this account until we are sent into the battlefield
offline
where we dropping boys
Tenno
I've got no idea
offline
the reason Nanami possesses the memories of fallen CPUs is because the souljagames are bootleg Nintendo consoles

... should I make her fluent in Chinese, or is that too on the nose

Tenno
I'm gonna be the CPU of the Sega saturns
offline
you're the cpu of the Atari flashback 8
Tenno
Alright fine

Wait is that even a console

MKRNightVee
Pink... wrong discord
MKRNightVee
CPUmagentaHeart.png

This one

Tenno
Okay
offline
the cpu of the PlayStation classic

she's half European and a bit slow mentally, but she has her shining moments

MKRNightVee
Ok my friend owls wants to check you guys out before I do anymore
Tenno
Sent
offline
we have to go through customs, I'm ready
MKRNightVee
How do I invite him .w.
offline
do we say this is business or pleasure, which would this be
MKRNightVee
[posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile]
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
im ready boss jumps happily, my big furry anime boobs bounce

too much?

MKRNightVee
Friend this account and talk to him

Its important

Promethean
Can I be the CPU of Linux? I've never been much of a console gamer.
offline
I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
id say perfect lmao
Promethean
Or if Linux is taken, then Android
gas, gas, gas!
does the drawing have to be full body
MKRNightVee
No Chris contact until you talk to CPU turquoise
offline
deported from cwcville
Tenno
Is he/she a troll as well
Promethean
Just walk back in. They have no walls
Promethean
Because not being Pmurt is so important
MKRNightVee
Hes a christorian and a good friend of mine, very smart
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
okay but does he know about this
MKRNightVee
He's kinda like my manager and coach
CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)
ah

okay

offline
someone hook me up with a reasonable looking gold heart image, stat

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