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Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2012''':
[[File:TomgirlMNR.png|thumb|Chris at thirty. ([[ModNation Racers|self-portrait]])]]


[[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in 2012]]
'''2012''' was the fourth year since the discovery of the [[Internet]]'s favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.
[[Image:The toppling of Christian.jpg|thumb|'''February 24:''' Two years after the proclamation of [[Christian Love Day]], the citizens of [[CWCville]] revolt against their tyrant, undoing all the damage done in his "crusade of [[Honest Content|honesty]]"]]
 
[[Image:Sonichuspore1.png|thumb|"ALL Sonichus are [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!"]]
This year did not see much activity online aside from his occasional [[Facebook]] posts, possibly due to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death and [[stress]] from Chris's run-in with the law. Chris was [[This is how the Trial went|actually punished]] [[28 October 2011|for something he did]], alongside his [[Barbara Chandler|partner in crime]]; Chris was sentenced with a year of probation and was ordered to see a licensed psychiatrist. He was also ordered to perform community service, arguably the first time he worked in over a decade.<ref>[[Wendy's]]</ref> If either of them had violated their [[28 October 2011|probation]], Chris and/or Barb would have spent some of this year in prison; the two ultimately behaved themselves for the most part.
* '''SPOILER ALERT:''' Chris still [[virgin with rage|won't have a girlfriend]]  
 
*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)''
There was a dry spell of activity compared to [[2009|years]] [[2010|gone]] [[2011|by]]; this was the first year since trolling began where Chris didn't personally upload a [[YouTube]] video, with any released being [[Jackie|leaks]]. The events of the previous year led to the ceasing of organized trolling, with many deciding to leave Chris alone for the most part.
*[[Bob Chandler]] finally kicks the bucket. He then goes on to successfully [[Bob Walks In|cut down the]] [[Internet]] in Heaven.
 
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Kinect]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
That being said, this year is quite notable for it seeing Chris finally losing his much-hated [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] - albeit to a [[Mia Hamm|hooker]].
*Hasbro, in cooperation with [[The Miscreants]], releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
 
*Having made millions of dollars from their famous game, [[Clyde Cash]] is able to bring his organization back into the public. He then enlists the help of [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[User:Cogsdev|Webmaster Cogsdev]] to construct a network of proxy A.I.s to run all future organized trolling from then on out. Clyde is then allowed to retire in peace, knowing [[Ryan Cash|his brother's]] will had been carried on...
==January==
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2012.]]
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard [[rage]], he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time.
 
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
{{main|January 2012}}
*Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a <s>[[Transformers|Transformer]]</s> [[Metal Gear|walking battle tank]].
 
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily.
January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.  
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[Zapina|14-year-old girl]] who had been [[rape]]d several miles from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Numerous signs of trauma to her [[vagina]], traces of [[semen]] and [[Fanta]] are found on the corpse, and [[Medallion|pieces of Crayola model magic]] are found [[Julie Reveals Herself|shoved up her anus]]. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Decorated officer [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to bring the perpetrator to justice.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work.
 
*Chris proceeds to instead stick the Heart Torch of Fail up his ass and creates Crystal, who later dies 5 seconds after seeing her father. Chris then rapes her corpse.
==February==
*After removing said object from his ass, he finds out at least 15 [[Pixelblocks]] are trapped in his ass. He is hospitalized for a week.
{{main|February 2012}}
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.  
[[Image:Christran1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer Bagget orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a zombie-esque Patti.
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (A wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing.
 
*The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy successful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's [[fail]].
==March ==
*Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris' rectum contained an environment so volatile that it spawned the first recorded traces of [[PS3|Silicon-Based Life.]]  
[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|right|Chris in March, with his [[Sonichu|original character.]]]]
*''Chris-Chan: An Autistic Odyssey'' is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular horror film of all time (starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Chris, Clint Eastwood as Bob, Kathy Bates as Barbara, Ulliel Gaspard as [[Liquid]], Emma Watson as [[Kacey]], Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino as [[Clyde Cash]], Ken Leung as [[Mao]], Rebecca Hall as [[Vivian Gee]], Jason Scott Lee as [[Surfshack Tito]], Ashley Tisdale as [[Sarah Hammer]], Ellen Page as [[Megan]], Samuel L. Jackson as [[Jerkhief]], Tom Baker as [[Michael Snyder]], Judi Dench as [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Jim Cummings as the voice of a CGI [[Count Graduon]], Lucy Liu as [[Vivian Gee]], Bruce Willis as [[Cole Smithey]] and Jaleel White as the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu). Cole tarnishes the film by giving it the only negative review.
{{main|March 2012}}
*On December 21st, Patti returns from beyond the grave to feast on the souls of all humanity. In two brief hours, most of the planet is reduced to cinders, and from the ashes of devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise, but with the aid of [[Clyde Cash]] and the real TRUE and HONEST [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], a new world order would arise and civilization will enter into a new golden era.
Little occurred except a single [[Facebook]] public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. Chris became more [[stress]]ed at the prospect of potentially spending life in jail and/or ultimately dying a [[virgin]].
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Image:SchuRL.jpg|[[Sonichu]] in 2012.
==April==
Image:Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]] in 2012.
{{main|April 2012}}
Image:Alenci.jpg|[[Angelica Rosechu]] in 2012.
 
Image:Simonl.jpg|What [[Simonla Rosechu]] could have looked like in 2012.
Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. In the meantime, Chris grew desperate enough to lose his virginity that, when a friend of his relayed an escort ad, he readily accepted its offer and used his [[tugboat]] on an hour-long session of [[hanky-panky]]. He then posted a Facebook message in which he claimed he lost [[Virgin with rage|his virginity]].
</gallery>
 
==May==
{{main|May 2012}}
[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012.]]
 
Chris continues to [[Chris and his ego|gloat]] over his supposed victories over the trolls. On May 1st, he posts a Facebook message saying the woman he supposedly lost his virginity to can be found "somewhere on the backpage", indirectly confirming to others she was a prostitute. Also, another drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex is leaked, as is one of [[The Wallflower]]. Five [[November 2010]] and three [[March 2012]] pictures of Chris are also released.
 
==June==
{{main|June 2012}}
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|thumb|left|In June 2012, [[CWCville]] helped.]]
Chris opened a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honor of [[Bob|his father]]. He also [[Twitter|tweeted]] and [[Facebook]]ed a lot.
 
==July==
[[File:Court-screenshot.png|thumb|Where the Chandlers faced justice in July 2012.]]
{{main|July 2012}}
 
On the 10th, Chris and Barb were [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.
 
==August==
{{main|August 2012}}
 
On the 1st, it was revealed that Chris got [[Clover and Snoopy|two new dogs]], and entered them into a contest. He didn't win (big surprise).
 
==September==
{{main|September 2012}}
 
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==October==
[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2012.]]
{{main|October 2012}}
 
Chris's [[Facebook]] status and pictures are leaked on the Internet. Chris also posts an apology as a public status on Facebook asking that [[Chris and remorse|online groups and hatreds of him be disbanded.]]
 
==November==
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in November 2012.]]
{{main|November 2012}}
 
Chris released a photo of his [[Lego]] self on [[Facebook]]. He also released a new photo of his real self.
 
 
==December==
{{main|December 2012}}
 
Chris uploaded a CD featuring his [[Bob|dad]] deejaying a local radio station as a small tribute to him. Also, at the stroke of midnight on the 31st of this month, 2012 officially became the first year since his discovery where Chris didn't personally uploaded a video.
 
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Chris at thirty. (self-portrait)

2012 was the fourth year since the discovery of the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, Christian Weston Chandler. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

This year did not see much activity online aside from his occasional Facebook posts, possibly due to Bob's death and stress from Chris's run-in with the law. Chris was actually punished for something he did, alongside his partner in crime; Chris was sentenced with a year of probation and was ordered to see a licensed psychiatrist. He was also ordered to perform community service, arguably the first time he worked in over a decade.[1] If either of them had violated their probation, Chris and/or Barb would have spent some of this year in prison; the two ultimately behaved themselves for the most part.

There was a dry spell of activity compared to years gone by; this was the first year since trolling began where Chris didn't personally upload a YouTube video, with any released being leaks. The events of the previous year led to the ceasing of organized trolling, with many deciding to leave Chris alone for the most part.

That being said, this year is quite notable for it seeing Chris finally losing his much-hated virginity - albeit to a hooker.

January

Chris in January 2012.
Main article: January 2012

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:

  • Both Chris and Barb had another hearing which led to yet another continuance.
  • Chris re-opened his Facebook account.

February

Main article: February 2012
Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.

March

Chris in March, with his original character.
Main article: March 2012

Little occurred except a single Facebook public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from the Fashion Square Mall. Chris became more stressed at the prospect of potentially spending life in jail and/or ultimately dying a virgin.

April

Main article: April 2012

Chris and Barb faced another hearing. In the meantime, Chris grew desperate enough to lose his virginity that, when a friend of his relayed an escort ad, he readily accepted its offer and used his tugboat on an hour-long session of hanky-panky. He then posted a Facebook message in which he claimed he lost his virginity.

May

Main article: May 2012
Chris in May 2012.

Chris continues to gloat over his supposed victories over the trolls. On May 1st, he posts a Facebook message saying the woman he supposedly lost his virginity to can be found "somewhere on the backpage", indirectly confirming to others she was a prostitute. Also, another drawing of Chris and Jackie having sex is leaked, as is one of The Wallflower. Five November 2010 and three March 2012 pictures of Chris are also released.

June

Main article: June 2012
In June 2012, CWCville helped.

Chris opened a charity lemonade stand in honor of his father. He also tweeted and Facebooked a lot.

July

Where the Chandlers faced justice in July 2012.
Main article: July 2012

On the 10th, Chris and Barb were arraigned for their felony charges.

August

Main article: August 2012

On the 1st, it was revealed that Chris got two new dogs, and entered them into a contest. He didn't win (big surprise).

September

Main article: September 2012

Tumbleweed.gif

October

Chris in October 2012.
Main article: October 2012

Chris's Facebook status and pictures are leaked on the Internet. Chris also posts an apology as a public status on Facebook asking that online groups and hatreds of him be disbanded.

November

Chris in November 2012.
Main article: November 2012

Chris released a photo of his Lego self on Facebook. He also released a new photo of his real self.


December

Main article: December 2012

Chris uploaded a CD featuring his dad deejaying a local radio station as a small tribute to him. Also, at the stroke of midnight on the 31st of this month, 2012 officially became the first year since his discovery where Chris didn't personally uploaded a video.

Sources

  1. ↑ Wendy's
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