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Chris in November 2013. Familiar expression, as always.

In 2013, Chris mourned his expulsion from Heaven.

2013 was the fifth year since Chris's discovery. Like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence for the GAMe PLACe incident. For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him. However, much like past experiences, Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.

2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any art or mention sex or his delusions. He also continued to appear in public without the Medallion of Fail, and he showed more awareness of the trolls. Oddly, Chris made occasional references to his weight, claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle.

However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his high school gal pals had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.

Even his local Walmart had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He cursed the Manajerks for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later reveal that even his own family wants nothing to do with him or his mother – Cole Smithey didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.

In May, the 2013 Imgur Leak of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was gathered, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's absence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.

In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, Alec Benson Leary leaked the Tour of Chris's House II video to the CWCki Forums, which showed his house had deteriorated even more from the last house tour Chris made.

All in all, 2013 can be considered the least eventful year since Chris's discovery, a low point in activity and spirits alike. It marks the peak as well as the end of the Dark Ages/Second Exile, as it would be followed by the Renaissance of 2014.

January

Chris in January 2013.

Main article: January 2013

This month was a bit dull, not unlike previous years. Aside from a McDonald's sighting, not much is worth noting.

February

Main article: February 2013

This month marks Chris's 31st ~~love day~~ birthday.

March

Chris in March 2013.

Main article: March 2013

Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother Cole is married sometime during the interval.

April

Chris in April 2013.

Main article: April 2013

Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his Facebook profile.

May

Main article: May 2013

Chris in May 2013.

This month marked the closing of Flipnote Hatena, a Nintendo-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks.

June

Main article: June 2013

Chris in June 2013.

Another video tour of Chris's house is leaked in this month, among a few Facebook and Twitter rants from Chris.

July

Main article: July 2013

Chris in July 2013.

This month saw little activity aside from a few Facebook updates.

August

Main article: August 2013

Chris in August 2013.

More Facebook activity from Chris for the duration of the month, along with a new Lego high school set.

September

Main article: September 2013

Field agent observation, September 2013.

Again, more Facebook activity from Chris. A few photos of Chris's house are also leaked to the CWCki Forums.

October

Main article: October 2013

Chris in an October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube).

This month marks Chris's first realization that his former gal pals had been (or still are) simply being friendly with him out of pity. It also marks Chris's first video of 2013; being a recreation of his beloved high school in Lego form.

November

Main article: November 2013

Chris goes on several large rants followed by half-assed apologies throughout the month; mostly involving Megan.

December

Main article: December 2013

Chris's Miiverse account.

A second video of Chris's house is released on YouTube, by Alec Benson Leary.

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+[[File:Cwc1113.jpg|thumb|Chris in November 2013. [[Stress|Familiar expression]], as always.]]
 [[File:Facebook1.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris mourned his expulsion from [[The GAMe PLACe|Heaven]].]]
-'''2013''' is the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the [[2011|two]] [[2012|years]] before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began [[This is how the Trial went|serving out his sentence.]] It remains to be seen if this ordeal ''(which ended in July)'' will finally knock some sense into him, though judging from [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|past experiences]], it seems pretty unlikely.
-However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" ''(namely, Anna and the congregation of his church)''. It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from [[My Little Pony]] in April. With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.
+'''2013''' was the fifth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Like the [[2011|two]] [[2012|years]] before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began [[This is how the Trial went|serving out his sentence]] for the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident]]. For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him. However, much like [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|past experiences]], Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.
-In May, an [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur account] of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life_and_poor_health|the death of his father earlier in 2011]].
+was the first year Chris didn't upload any [[Chris and art|art]] or mention [[sex]] or [[Chris and his Ego|his delusions]]. He also continued to appear in public without the [[Medallion of Fail]], and he showed more awareness of the [[trolls]]. Oddly, Chris made occasional references to his [[Obesity|weight]], claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle.
+However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, [[Anna]] and the congregation of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]]). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from [[My Little Pony]] in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pals]] had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.
+Even his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]] had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] the [[Manajerks]] for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later [[Message_for_John_Kyle|reveal]] that even his own ''family'' wants nothing to do with him or his mother – [[Cole Smithey]] didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.
+In May, the [[2013 Imgur Leak]] of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was gathered, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's absence since [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life_and_poor_health|the death of his father earlier in 2011]].
+In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaked the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video to the [[CWCki Forums]], which showed his house had deteriorated even more from the [[Tour of Chris's House|last house tour]] Chris made.
+All in all, 2013 can be considered the least eventful year since Chris's discovery, a low point in activity and spirits alike. It marks the peak as well as the end of the Dark Ages/Second Exile, as it would be followed by the Renaissance of [[2014]].
 ==January==
-[[File:Mcdonalds.jpg|thumb|January sighting]]
+[[File:Mcdonalds.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2013.]]
-*11 January 2013 - Chris changes his [[Facebook]] [[:File:Facebook1.jpg|picture]] [[:File:Facebook2.jpg|twice]] in one day.
+{{Main|January 2013}}
-*29 January 2013- Chris is spotted at local McDonald's.
+This month was a bit dull, not unlike [[2012|previous years]]. Aside from a [[McDonald's]] sighting, not much is worth noting.
 ==February==
-*24 February 2013 - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 31]]
+{{Main|February 2013}}
+This month marks Chris's 31st <s>[[Christian Love Day|love day]]</s> [[Chris's birthday|birthday]].
 ==March==
-[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in March]]
+[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2013.]]
-*8 March 2013 - A photo of Chris in his tomgirl attire is featured on the fourth episode of [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|MTV's ''Failosophy'']].
+{{Main|March 2013}}
-*9 March 2013 - Chris goes to [http://madicon.org/ Madicon] held this year in Harrisonburg, VA. He's spotted by one of trolls, however no pictures are taken. On Facebook, he [[Facebook#Sonichu is not dead|insists]] that the ''Sonichu'' comic is not dead, despite two years without updates. He also [[:File:Failosophy.PNG|discovers]] that he was on MTV the previous day.
-*28 March 2013 - Chris posts a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage |Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor|DOMA]] deliberations.
+Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother [[Cole]] is married sometime during the interval.
-*30 March 2013 - An [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|epistle]] from Chris to his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] is leaked on the CWCki forums. In the document Chris announces that he will be no longer going to church for a period of time. Details about the deterioration of Chris's relationships with his fellow parishioners and church staff are also revealed.
 ==April==
 [[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in April 2013.]]
-*4 April 2013 - Chris posts a [[Facebook#Game Place|a new Facebook note]], in which he says he has no more interest in the [[The GAMe PLACe]].
+{{Main|April 2013}}
-*20 April 2013 - Chris uploads two new Facebook pictures. One of them depicts him holding a sign that reads "Haters to the Left," and points to the viewer's right in typical Chris fashion, while the other one shows him holding a different sign that declares him "[his] own free [[Homos|bitch]]."
-*29 April 2013 - Chris posts two [[Facebook]] notes. In the [[Facebook#Sega Mascot Contest |first one]] he expresses his outrage at the news of Sega planning to replace [[Sonic]] as their mascot, not realizing that the news story he is responding to is a fictional one posted on a parody website. In the [[Facebook#"The Trolls Who Cry Woman"|second note]] he bemoans of how he has been trolled in the past by people pretending to be women.
+Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his [[Facebook]] profile.
 ==May==
-[[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2013.]]
+{{Main|May 2013}}
-*4 May 2013- Somebody named [[Anna|"mormonjesus"]] drops in IRC what seems to be [[Emails#2013|email]] Chris sent to [[Kim]] on 1 May.
+[[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2013.]]
-*6 May 2013 - More [http://www.mediafire.com/view/?y1pp1lop9wx6hdv emails between Chris and Jackie] are leaked on the CWCki forums.
-*19 May 2013 - The [[Maggie Thomas call]] which was made in [[September 2009]] was leaked by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].
+This month marked the closing of [[Flipnote Hatena]], a [[Nintendo]]-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks.
-*21 May 2013 - Chris posts up pictures of his iPhone and his broken iPod on his Facebook account, complete with a custom made duct-tape folder for them.
-*21 May 2013 - Chris unveils his latest creation, the [[Idea Book Case|iDea Book Case]], via Facebook.
-*26 May 2013 - [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ An Imgur account] of Chris's formerly hidden Facebook status updates is revealed....by Chris himself.
-*29 May 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture to one featuring the return of the [[Parappa the Rapper|Parappa]] hat.
-*30 May 2013 - Chris makes a new [[Facebook]] post, laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" [[Barb|his mother]].
-*31 May 2013 - The Nintendo-run website [[Flipnote Hatena]] shuts down.  All flipnotes, including Chris's are no longer able to be shown.  A troll let this site know a couple months earlier in order to save Chris's [[art]].
 ==June==
-*6 June 2013 - Chris starts playing Toro's Friend Network and the game is linked to [[Facebook]].
+{{Main|June 2013}}
-*7 June 2013 - Chris has made 20 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his [[Facebook]] post. [http://i.imgur.com/EARZYtF.png (Link)]
+[[File:Cw3c.jpg|thumb|Chris in June 2013.]]
-*9 June 2013 -[[Anna]] posted on [[Facebook]] to Chris that she re-watched his [[DVD of Fail|DVD]] with her married friend. [http://i.imgur.com/lgxayJp.png (Link)]
-*9 June 2013 - An [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail from Chris to Jackie]] on 7 [[September 2011]] was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]], where Chris talked about his dream that according to the Grim Reaper, his [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s soul would not be claimed until the year 2015.
+Another video tour of Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] is leaked in this month, among a few [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] rants from Chris.
-*11 June 2013 - Chris has made 30 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his [[Facebook]] post. [http://i.imgur.com/1iFbV78.png (Link)]
-*12 June 2013 - Chris has made 50 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his [[Facebook]] post. [http://i.imgur.com/LAKqMX0.png (Link)] He is also earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. [http://i.imgur.com/tTcpJFF.png (Link)]
-*13 June 2013 - Chris liked two videos: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oa8Nd6H0pU "I Heard the Dog Bark" by Sesame Street] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlinLHR2yl4 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2] on [[YouTube]] despite he once made a [[Facebook#THEY_ARE_NOT_SERIOUS.21.21.21|Facebook post raging about the Equestria Girls movie a few days ago]]. [http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png (Link)] On the same day, [[Anna]] posts to her friends, including Chris to all go to Disneyland together. [http://i.imgur.com/5AQNS4V.png (Link)]
-*16 June 2013 - A picture of [[Son-Chu]] which is photographed on Google Street View in [[June 2011]] is leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
-*17 June 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook post that [[Facebook#I_am_feeling_very_lonely_again|he is lonely again.]]
-*20 June 2013 - A video of [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] on 8 June 2013 is leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
-*20 and 21 June 2013 - Hidden [[Twitter]] posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 June 2013, which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 June 2013 are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
-*22 June 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Too_many_Trolls_and_Bad_People_in_the_world|Facebook]] that "there are too many [[Trolls]] and Bad People in the world hiding behind the [[Internet]] constantly".
-*24 June 2013 - Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran|Anna]], posts to Chris on [[Facebook]] that she is sending him good energy. [http://i.imgur.com/LAZA08q.png (Link)]
-*27 June 2013 - Chris makes a [[Facebook#A_skunk|Facebook]] post about a skunk.
-*29 June 2013 - Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]] on [[Twitter]].
 ==July==
+{{Main|July 2013}}
 [[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2013.]]
-*7 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Ruckersville|Facebook]] about [[Ruckersville]]. On the same day, Chris liked the full movie of Equestria Girls on YouTube.
-*10 July 2013 - Chris's year-long probation, [[28 October 2011|passed down by the court]], ended.
+This month saw little activity aside from a few [[July 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] updates.
-*14 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Very_Depressed.|Facebook]] that he is depressed and needs real compassion from women.
-*18 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Don.27t_call_me_a_wet_blanket.|Facebook]] that he doesn't want people to call him a wet blanket.
-*20 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Spring_Brakers|Facebook]] about ''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Breakers]]'', bizarrely comparing it to [[My Little Pony]] and his life.
-*22 July 2013 - Chris uploads a picture on [[Facebook#Stupid_Question.|Facebook]] and asks how good looking/attractive he is. He claims that he now weighs 220 pounds. On the same day, Chris shares a "Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)" video. On the same day, Chris uploads a screenshot from the [[CWCki Forums]] on [[Facebook#The_results|Facebook]] about the results of the poll.
-*24 July 2013 - Chris shared a Crackle page on [[Facebook]]. On the same day, Mary McLerran posts on [[Facebook#I.27m_sending_you_love.2C_too|Facebook]] that she loves the hand shape on Chris's profile picture.
 ==August==
-*3 August 2013 - William Elliott Waterman posts to Chris on [[Facebook#You.27re_a_real_nice_guy.2C_Chris|Facebook]].
+{{Main|August 2013}}
-*5 August 2013 - Chris posts some photos of his high school [[LEGO]] set on [[Facebook#LEGO_High_School|Facebook]].
+[[File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in August 2013.]]
-*6 August 2013 - Chris shared some links of LEGO Heartlake High on [[Facebook#Heartlake_High|Facebook]]. On the same day, Chris posted on [[Facebook#One_of_my_pups_just_peed|Facebook]] that one of his [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed.
-*7 August 2013 - Chris liked some videos of [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]], posted some posts related to the movie, and put it #2 of his Top Movies list.
+More [[Facebook]] activity from Chris for the duration of the month, along with a new [[Lego]] [[Manchester High|high school]] set.
 ==September==
-*6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death from heart failure.
+{{Main|September 2013}}
+[[File:Back of Chris Chan 9-22-13.jpg|thumb|220px|Field agent observation, September 2013.]]
+Again, more Facebook activity from Chris. A few photos of [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] are also leaked to the [[CWCki Forums]].
 ==October==
-*1 October 2013 - [[Barbara]]'s 72nd birthday.
+{{Main|October 2013}}
-*31 October 2013 - [[Halloween]].
+[[File:Cwc1013.png|thumb|left|Chris in an October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube).]]
+This month marks Chris's first realization that his former [[Gal pals|gal pals]] had been (or still are) simply being friendly with him out of pity. It also marks Chris's first video of 2013; being a recreation of his beloved [[Manchester High|high school]] in [[Lego]] form.
+==November==
+{{Main|November 2013}}
+Chris goes on several large [[Chris and anger|rants]] followed by [[Chris and remorse|half-assed apologies]] throughout the month; mostly involving [[Megan]].
 ==December==
-*25 December 2013 - [[Christmas]].
+{{Main|December 2013}}
+[[File:1387772451098.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[Miiverse]] account.]]
-== Sources ==
+A second video of [[Chris|Chris's]] [[14 Branchland Court|house]] is released on [[YouTube]], by [[Alec Benson Leary]].
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