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| [[File:Cwc1113.jpg|thumb|Chris in November 2013. [[Stress|Familiar expression]], as always.]] | | [[File:Cwc1113.jpg|thumb|Chris in November 2013. [[Stress|Familiar expression]], as always.]] |
| [[File:Facebook1.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris mourned his expulsion from [[The GAMe PLACe|Heaven]].]] | | [[File:Facebook1.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris mourned his expulsion from [[The GAMe PLACe|Heaven]].]] |
| '''2013''' was the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the [[2011|two]] [[2012|years]] before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began [[This is how the Trial went|serving out his sentence.]] For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him, though judging from [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|past experiences]], it seemed pretty unlikely. Indeed, as of the end of this year, Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.
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| 2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any [[Chris and art|art]] or crafts or mention [[sex]] or his [[Chris and his Ego|grand delusions]]. He also continued not to appear in public with the [[Medallion of Fail]], and he showed more awareness of the [[trolls]]. Oddly, Chris made sporadic references to his [[Obesity|weight]], claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle. | | '''2013''' was the fifth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Like the [[2011|two]] [[2012|years]] before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began [[This is how the Trial went|serving out his sentence]] for the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident]]. For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him. However, much like [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|past experiences]], Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it. |
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| However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from [[My Little Pony]] in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pals]] had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.
| | 2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any [[Chris and art|art]] or mention [[sex]] or [[Chris and his Ego|his delusions]]. He also continued to appear in public without the [[Medallion of Fail]], and he showed more awareness of the [[trolls]]. Oddly, Chris made occasional references to his [[Obesity|weight]], claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle. |
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| Even the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] store he frequents has had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] the [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later [[Message_for_John_Kyle|reveal]] that even his own ''family'' wants nothing to do with him or his mother - [[Cole Smithey]] didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.
| | However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, [[Anna]] and the congregation of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]]). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from [[My Little Pony]] in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pals]] had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity. |
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| With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.
| | Even his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]] had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] the [[Manajerks]] for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later [[Message_for_John_Kyle|reveal]] that even his own ''family'' wants nothing to do with him or his mother – [[Cole Smithey]] didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter. |
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| In May, an [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur account] of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life_and_poor_health|the death of his father earlier in 2011]]. | | In May, the [[2013 Imgur Leak]] of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was gathered, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's absence since [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life_and_poor_health|the death of his father earlier in 2011]]. |
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| In August, Chris indicated that his health has taken a turn for the worse, which, when compounded with the other problems explained above, all point to one thing - The consequences of his actions [[Exercise|(or lack thereof)]] are finally beginning to catch up to him. | | In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaked the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video to the [[CWCki Forums]], which showed his house had deteriorated even more from the [[Tour of Chris's House|last house tour]] Chris made. |
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| In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaked the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video to the [[CWCki Forums]].
| | All in all, 2013 can be considered the least eventful year since Chris's discovery, a low point in activity and spirits alike. It marks the peak as well as the end of the Dark Ages/Second Exile, as it would be followed by the Renaissance of [[2014]]. |
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| ==January== | | ==January== |
| [[File:Mcdonalds.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2013.]] | | [[File:Mcdonalds.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2013.]] |
| {{Main|January 2013}} | | {{Main|January 2013}} |
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| This month was a bit dull, not unlike [[2012|previous years]]. Aside from a [[McDonald's]] sighting, not much is worth noting. | | This month was a bit dull, not unlike [[2012|previous years]]. Aside from a [[McDonald's]] sighting, not much is worth noting. |
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| ==February== | | ==February== |
| {{Main|February 2013}} | | {{Main|February 2013}} |
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| This month marks Chris's 31st <s>[[Christian Love Day|love day]]</s> [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. | | This month marks Chris's 31st <s>[[Christian Love Day|love day]]</s> [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. |
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| [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2013.]] | | [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2013.]] |
| {{Main|March 2013}} | | {{Main|March 2013}} |
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| Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother [[Cole]] is married sometime during the interval. | | Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother [[Cole]] is married sometime during the interval. |
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| [[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in April 2013.]] | | [[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in April 2013.]] |
| {{Main|April 2013}} | | {{Main|April 2013}} |
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| Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his [[Facebook]] profile. | | Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his [[Facebook]] profile. |
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| {{Main|May 2013}} | | {{Main|May 2013}} |
| [[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2013.]] | | [[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2013.]] |
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| This month marked the closing of [[Flipnote Hatena]], a [[Nintendo]]-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks. | | This month marked the closing of [[Flipnote Hatena]], a [[Nintendo]]-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks. |
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| {{Main|June 2013}} | | {{Main|June 2013}} |
| [[File:Cw3c.jpg|thumb|Chris in June 2013.]] | | [[File:Cw3c.jpg|thumb|Chris in June 2013.]] |
| Another video tour of Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] is leaked, this month, among a few [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] rants from Chris. | | |
| | Another video tour of Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] is leaked in this month, among a few [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] rants from Chris. |
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| ==July== | | ==July== |
| | {{Main|July 2013}} |
| [[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2013.]] | | [[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2013.]] |
| *7 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Ruckersville|Facebook]] about [[Ruckersville]]. On the same day, Chris liked the full movie of Equestria Girls on YouTube.
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| *10 July 2013 - Chris's year-long probation, [[28 October 2011|passed down by the court]], ended.
| | This month saw little activity aside from a few [[July 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] updates. |
| *14 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Very_Depressed.|Facebook]] that he is depressed and needs real compassion from women.
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| *18 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Don.27t_call_me_a_wet_blanket.|Facebook]] that he doesn't want people to call him a wet blanket.
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| *20 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Spring_Brakers|Facebook]] about ''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Breakers]]'', bizarrely comparing it to [[My Little Pony]] and his life.
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| *22 July 2013 - Chris uploads a picture on [[Facebook#Stupid_Question.|Facebook]] and asks how good looking/attractive he is. He claims that he now weighs 220 pounds. On the same day, Chris shares a "Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)" video. On the same day, Chris uploads a screenshot from the [[CWCki Forums]] on [[Facebook#The_results|Facebook]] about the results of the poll.
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| *24 July 2013 - Chris shared a Crackle page on Facebook. On the same day, Mary McLerran posts on [[Facebook#I.27m_sending_you_love.2C_too|Facebook]] that she loves the hand shape on Chris's profile picture.
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| ==August== | | ==August== |
| [[File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|thumb|Chris in August 2013.]] | | {{Main|August 2013}} |
| *3 August 2013 - [[William Elliott Waterman]] posts to Chris on [[Facebook#You.27re_a_real_nice_guy.2C_Chris|Facebook]].
| | [[File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in August 2013.]] |
| *5 August 2013 - Chris posts some photos of his high school [[LEGO]] set on [[Facebook#LEGO_High_School|Facebook]].
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| *6 August 2013 - Chris shared some links of LEGO Heartlake High on [[Facebook#Heartlake_High|Facebook]]. On the same day, Chris posted on [[Facebook#One_of_my_pups_just_peed|Facebook]] that one of his [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed.
| | More [[Facebook]] activity from Chris for the duration of the month, along with a new [[Lego]] [[Manchester High|high school]] set. |
| *7 August 2013 - Chris liked some videos of [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]], posted some posts related to the movie, and put it #2 of his Top Movies list. On the same day, [[William Elliott Waterman]], one of Chris's friends posts a message to the DANG, DIRTY trolls on the CWCki on [[Facebook#William_Elliott_Waterman.27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE|Facebook]].
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| *9 August 2013 - Chris uploaded a photo of [[Manchester_High_School#Go_Lancers.21|"The Lancers"]] on Facebook, which is Chris's high school sports team.
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| *15 August 2013 - Chris uploaded photos of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]], Lemon Pound Cake, and a logo of "University of Delaware <nowiki>Fightin'</nowiki> Blue Hens" on Twitter and Facebook.
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| *16 August 2013 - More random pictures were posted by Chris.
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| *17 August 2013 - Chris posts an absurd riddle on [[Twitter#17_August_2013|Twitter]] and [[Facebook#The_Riddle|Facebook]], which explains the random pictures he posted.
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| *18 August 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#I_got_new_shoes|Facebook]] about his new shoes.
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| *19 August 2013 - Chris deleted the absurd riddle. On the same day, one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted to him on [[Facebook#Do_you_feel_like_your_winning_today.3F.21.3F|Facebook]]. Chris also posted a picture of his eyebrow on [[Facebook#One_Eyebrow|Facebook]].
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| *21 August 2013 - Another one of Chris's new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted to him on [[Facebook#Fantastic_Gift_In_The_Mail_Today|Facebook]].
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| *22 August 2013 - One of Chris's new friends posted to Chris again on [[Facebook#Got_your_tunes.21|Facebook]].
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| *23 August 2013 - Chris posted on [[Facebook#Breast_Cancer_Awareness|Facebook]] about [[Breast Cancer Awareness]], and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a survivor of breast cancer. On the same day, Chris posted a [[Facebook#Snoopy_Doobie_Doo|photo on Facebook]] involving his mother and Snoopy.
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| *27 August 2013 - Chris posted on [[Facebook#Losing Friends|Facebook]] about suffering from stress due to various reasons. On the same day, he updates his Facebook photo.
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| | {{Main|September 2013}} |
| [[File:Back of Chris Chan 9-22-13.jpg|thumb|220px|Field agent observation, September 2013.]] | | [[File:Back of Chris Chan 9-22-13.jpg|thumb|220px|Field agent observation, September 2013.]] |
| *1 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Ten_A_Piece_For_Rainbow_Dash_And_Applejack|Facebook]] about his favourite ponies in [[My Little Pony]].
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| *2 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline_Troll.2FBully|Facebook]] cursing a [[Manajerk]], Rob Bell, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. Shorty after he [[CWCki Forums#September 2 FB update; New Troll to "Welcome"|informs the CWCki forums]] about this note. On the same day, Chris likes the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQx6DenaXc Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship)] on YouTube.
| | Again, more Facebook activity from Chris. A few photos of [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] are also leaked to the [[CWCki Forums]]. |
| *3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his friends on [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#14.2C386.2C443_out_of_a_possible_10|Facebook]] about his [[stress]], [[trolls]] and more, claiming that his blood pressure went up because of them.
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| *4 September 2013 - Chris posts a 1-star review of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School_Review|Facebook]], claiming that "The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life".
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| *5 September 2013 - Chris's court information about the [[28 October 2011]] incident is updated. It seemed that Chris had been sentenced to 30 days confinement last year but the sentence was suspended and Chris paid a $247 fine instead.
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| *6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death from heart failure. Chris also shared a link about autistic interactions on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Six_Rules_Regarding_Autistic_Interactions|Facebook]] and mentions his [[Autism Tutorial]] videos.On the same day, Chris makes a post on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|Facebook]] about how he has now been banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing an XBox Live sign with a permanent marker.
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| *7 September 2013 - Chris makes a [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#God_Trolls_Chris_Yet_Again|Facebook post]] about how God made him scratch a woman's car in a parking lot. On the same day, some pictures of [[14 Branchland Court]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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| *8 September 2013 - Chris whines on a [[YouTube]] video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J73NWDTvohI "Equestria Girls (Helping Twilight Win the Crown)" - MLP: Equestria Girls <nowiki>[My Little Rock Band]</nowiki>] that the PS3 versions of the song should be made.
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| *10 September 2013 - Chris shared a link to a ridiculous [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Brassieres_For_Males|Facebook]] page "Brassieres For Males", supporting [[JERKS|males]] to wear sports bras.
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| *11 September 2013 - Chris shared a [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", claiming that ''It is a touching and good movie to watch today.''
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| *17 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Fans_are_Weird.2C_Part_1|Facebook]] that he has found a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD from either a troll or a fan which had been resting there for some time, as it was covered in rain water. He tells people that if they want to send him something, to put it in the newspaper box or have it shipped to his doorstep. He includes some visual aids and screencaps from ''[[Excel Saga]]''.
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| *18 September 2013 - Chris tries to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection on [[eBay]] for $65.
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| *22 September 2013 - PCA, a [[CWCki Forums]] user, meets Chris in [[McDonald's]] in Charlottesville and provides two snapshots of him as a proof.
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| *24 September - Chris [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...|posts a rant]] against [[Megan Schroeder]] on Facebook, revealing that he uses a Lego minifig of her as some sort of voodoo doll.
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| *27 September - Chris writes a new [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris-Chan explains it all|Facebook post]] meant to correct what he sees as commonly held misconceptions about his past relationship with Megan.
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| [[File:Cwc1013.png|thumb|right|Chris in a October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube).]] | | {{Main|October 2013}} |
| *1 October 2013 - [[Barbara]]'s 72nd birthday.
| | [[File:Cwc1013.png|thumb|left|Chris in an October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube).]] |
| *3 October 2013 - Chris posts [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|an angry Facebook rant]] directed at [[Megan]].
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| *4 October 2013 - Also blames Megan for the trolling and the [[Cwcki]].
| | This month marks Chris's first realization that his former [[Gal pals|gal pals]] had been (or still are) simply being friendly with him out of pity. It also marks Chris's first video of 2013; being a recreation of his beloved [[Manchester High|high school]] in [[Lego]] form. |
| *11 October 2013 - Chris posts a Facebook status debunking an impostor's claim that Chris was mugged during a short trip to the Philippines.
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| *25 October 2013 - Chris films [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].
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| *28 October 2013 - Chris made a [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Another_Announcement|Facebook post]] to leave him alone.
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| *30 October 2013 - Chris revealed in a Facebook post that he has finally realized, after corresponding with them, that his [[high school]] [[gal-pals]] didn't really like him and were just playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]].
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| *31 October 2013 - [[Halloween]]. Chris asks his former gal-pals to come to 14 Branchland Court and apologize.
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| *4 November 2013 -Chris posts to [[November 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] again asking the world to ignore his porn. That same day,Chris offers further rationalizations and recriminations concerning ShecameforCWC.jpg. It would seem as if Chris is finally accepting responsibility for his actions, but then he unintentionally back-pedals by forgiving Megan, Michael Snyder, and Mary Lee Walsh for what they did to him.
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| *5 November 2013 - Chris posts [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] on [[Youtube]], the first video since 2011.
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| *6 November 2013 - Chris posts on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Wanting_LEGO.27s_Attention|Facebook]] that he wants LEGO's attention. It is also revealed that his video is part of another [[Chris and contests|contest]].
| | Chris goes on several large [[Chris and anger|rants]] followed by [[Chris and remorse|half-assed apologies]] throughout the month; mostly involving [[Megan]]. |
| *12 November 2013 - Chris posts another apology on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#.22I.27m_Sorry.2C_SO_LEAVE_ME_ALONE.21.22|Facebook]].
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| *15 November 2013 - Release of the life upgrade, upgraded: the [[Sony|PS4]]. It is unknown whether Chris has bought it yet.
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| *19 November 2013 - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by [[Sarah Bevel]] and his other false and dishonest [[gal-pals]], along with a sort of poem on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Hurt.2C_Lonely_and_Depressed_For_The_nth_Time|Facebook]].
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| *23 November - Chris uses some of his [[monthly tugboat]] to get "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" up on Amazon's MP3 store.
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| *25 November - Chris posts 3DS friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other [[Pokémon]] players.
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| *26 November - Chris apologizes to [[Megan]]. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.
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| *28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.
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| *30 November - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.
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| [[File:1387772451098.jpg|thumb|Chris has a Wii U?]] | | {{Main|December 2013}} |
| * 5 December 2013 - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] [[December 2013 Facebook posts|status]] about being alone.
| | [[File:1387772451098.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[Miiverse]] account.]] |
| * 11 December 2013 - [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaks the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video.
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| * 16 December 2013 - Chris posts an ad on [[Craigslist]] trying to sell his used porn collection for $1,000.
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| * 19 December 2013 - [[Kellie Andes]] links Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only|tickle yo' PUSSAY]] video on Facebook.
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| * 21 December 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook looking for [[Pokémon]] Safari friends.
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| * 22 December 2013 - A user on [[4chan|/v/]] may have discovered Chris's Miiverse account, meaning that he bought a Wii U.
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| * 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about controversial [[Twitter]] user Justine Sacco's [[dream|sticky dream]] about an [[autistic]] kid.
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| | A second video of [[Chris|Chris's]] [[14 Branchland Court|house]] is released on [[YouTube]], by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. |
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| [[Category:Chronology]] | | [[Category:Chronology]] |
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2013, Chris mourned his expulsion from
Heaven.
2013 was the fifth year since Chris's discovery. Like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence for the GAMe PLACe incident. For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him. However, much like past experiences, Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.
2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any art or mention sex or his delusions. He also continued to appear in public without the Medallion of Fail, and he showed more awareness of the trolls. Oddly, Chris made occasional references to his weight, claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle.
However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his high school gal pals had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.
Even his local Walmart had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He cursed the Manajerks for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later reveal that even his own family wants nothing to do with him or his mother – Cole Smithey didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.
In May, the 2013 Imgur Leak of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was gathered, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's absence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.
In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, Alec Benson Leary leaked the Tour of Chris's House II video to the CWCki Forums, which showed his house had deteriorated even more from the last house tour Chris made.
All in all, 2013 can be considered the least eventful year since Chris's discovery, a low point in activity and spirits alike. It marks the peak as well as the end of the Dark Ages/Second Exile, as it would be followed by the Renaissance of 2014.
January
- Main article: January 2013
This month was a bit dull, not unlike previous years. Aside from a McDonald's sighting, not much is worth noting.
February
- Main article: February 2013
This month marks Chris's 31st love day birthday.
March
- Main article: March 2013
Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother Cole is married sometime during the interval.
April
- Main article: April 2013
Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his Facebook profile.
May
- Main article: May 2013
This month marked the closing of Flipnote Hatena, a Nintendo-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks.
June
- Main article: June 2013
Another video tour of Chris's house is leaked in this month, among a few Facebook and Twitter rants from Chris.
July
- Main article: July 2013
This month saw little activity aside from a few Facebook updates.
August
- Main article: August 2013
More Facebook activity from Chris for the duration of the month, along with a new Lego high school set.
September
- Main article: September 2013
Field agent observation, September 2013.
Again, more Facebook activity from Chris. A few photos of Chris's house are also leaked to the CWCki Forums.
October
- Main article: October 2013
Chris in an October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube).
This month marks Chris's first realization that his former gal pals had been (or still are) simply being friendly with him out of pity. It also marks Chris's first video of 2013; being a recreation of his beloved high school in Lego form.
November
- Main article: November 2013
Chris goes on several large rants followed by half-assed apologies throughout the month; mostly involving Megan.
December
- Main article: December 2013
A second video of Chris's house is released on YouTube, by Alec Benson Leary.
