Difference between revisions of "November 2014"

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Chris vents his rage through his art. Unfortunately it is not sufficient.

No one wants Chris's navy.

November was the eleventh month of 2014. This was a very rocky month for Chris, as he continued to protest against Sonic Boom, made a complete tool out of himself while raging over a brushfire, accidentally revealed his new address, got his un-clit infected, got into a fight at Target over Sonic Boom, was denied acceptance to a sperm bank, and was booted from his Keep Sonic Original group on Facebook.

Events

November - Sometime this month, Chris creates a playlist called "My Levels" for his LittleBigPlanet profile.
4 November - Election Day. Chris posts an excerpt of "Step in Time" from Mary Poppins and announces he's off to vote for "LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians". Seeing as how it was the lowest voter turnout since the 1940's, it's at least admirable that Chris had apparently voted for left-leaning candidates, let alone voted at all.
4 November - In an update to a commission request by Flufflehugs, Chris tells her that he's blocked.
5 November - Chris urges a boycott of Sonic Boom again.
5 November - A user on the CWCki Forums leaks evidence that Catherine is really just a troll fabrication, as were the emails from his high school friends.
6 November - A guy with a digger starts a small fire near Chris's house. Chris rages about it on Facebook. His mom calls 911, and is told that "They ain't breakin' any laws". He uploads a video to rally public support.
6 November - A photo of Chris's un-clit leaks on the CWCki Forums. Chaos ensues.
7 November - Chris posts on Facebook that the fire threat near his house is over.
9 November - Chris makes a Facebook update about his eBay products.
9 November - Chris makes two angry Facebook comments about Sonic Boom.
10 November - Chris screams on Facebook that everyone should boycott Sonic Boom and "RIOT THE STREETS." More and more of his white knights get annoyed by this. A YouTube user makes a a dramatic reading of Chris's diatribe.
11 November - Someone on the Reddit subreddit r/cwc leaks a bunch of flirty photos that Chris apparently sent to Catherine.
11 November - EVEN MORE Sonic Boom boycott appeals, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to vandalize store property. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and that he should just make a petition.
12 November - Chris makes another Facebook comment expressing his displeasure at the new color of Sonic's arms.
12 November - Chris gets rejected for sperm donation. He tells Renee that he would ask her to bear his child, but he knows she's having personal troubles.
13 November - Chris changes his Facebook banner photo to reflect his feelings about Sonic Boom.
13 November - Chris's friends help him set up a new Facebook public group, Keep Sonic Original.
13 November - Another photo of Chris's un-clit leaks, revealing that the piercing has became well-infected.
13 November - Flufflehugs receives her unsatisfactory commissioned drawings from Chris.
14 November - Chris reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on Craigslist.
14 November - Chris posts a reminder of his eBay merchandise, including a picture of an array of medallions.
14 November - Chris makes more incredibly angry comments about Sonic Boom on his personal Facebook page.
16 November - Chris visits the Charlottesville branch of Target, where he gets into an argument with a Janekop and a Manajerk, demanding that they not stock Sonic Boom. Chris fails to win them over, though at least manages not to earn himself yet another ban. He writes a post on Cartoon Network's Facebook page, where he complains, in all caps, about the change in color of Sonic's arms. He asks that Cartoon Network remove all Sonic Boom material from any medium of art and news they operate.
17 November - Chris links to a Sonic Boom petition on his personal Facebook page.
18 November - Chris starts playing Little Pig Blanket 3, as shown on his PSN profile.
18 November - Chris tells Flufflehugs he has begun a new attempt to fulfill her commission request.
20 November - Chris sends Flufflehugs sample drawings of his work-in-progress.
20 November - Chris rages over being denied acceptance to a sperm bank, and claims that they discriminate against the autistic.
20 November - Chris complains about Sonic Boom again, this time drawing a picture about it, leading to an "If you can't beat him, join him" reaction from his white knights.
20 November - Chris's Facebook friends help to make a new Sonichu site, which would become Chris's shortest-lived site.
22 November - Chris tells Renee he hates being banned from places.
22 November - Chris tells Flufflehugs about tribadism, the clitoris, and bonobos.
23 November - Chris lowers the price of the Craigslist BMW.
23 November - Chris can't believe Sonic Boom is still on the air.
24 November - Chris misses the chance to see Temple Grandin in person.
25 November - Chris tells Renee that Barb is borrowing from his life insurance.
25 November - A new 14 Branchland Court photo is leaked on CWCki Forums.
26 November - Chris asks Flufflehugs for advice on being sex-positive.
26 November - Chris notes on Facebook that he has had a very bad week and needs a "power nap".
26 November - Chris announces that snow will cause shipping delays.
26 November - Chris adds a "PlayStation 4 Knack Launch Day Bundle" to his Facebook wish list, which includes a new PlayStation Camera.
27 November - Thanksgiving. Chris celebrates by giving his Facebook friends a special gift—-a South Park clip.
28 November - Chris fulfills a commission request with a black-and-white drawing, "*A Camera From Memory*."
28 November - Chris agrees to draw a tribadism picture for Flufflehugs.
29 November - Chris chooses a new protest-themed Facebook profile photo.
29 November - After continually spewing out 404 errors and getting complaints from Chris's friends (due to its most likely unintentionally "discriminatory" domain name of spergweb.com), the Sonichu website is euthanized for good.
29 November - After making some very graphic death threats to Sega regarding you-know-what, Chris is booted off permanently from the Keep Sonic Original group and makes his own group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
30 November - On his new public group, Chris rejects Kenneth's suggestions of picketing and a bake sale, claiming he's too busy.
30 November - Chris first publicly states that he would like to be addressed by feminine pronouns and also asked to be identified by the nickname "Christine", fully committing to being Transgender in the process.
30 November - Chris likes a YouTube Powerpuff Girls parody, but completely misses the point.

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+[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|[[Sonic Boom Protests|DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!]]]]
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+[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Chris vents his rage through his art. Unfortunately it is not sufficient.]]
-'''November''' is the eleventh month of the year.
+[[File:ChrisSpermBank1.jpg|thumb|No one wants Chris's [[navy]].]]
+'''November''' was the eleventh month of '''[[2014]]'''. This was a very rocky month for Chris, as he continued to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest against Sonic Boom]], made a complete tool out of himself while raging over a brushfire, accidentally revealed his [[Rental House|new address]], got his [[un-clit]] infected, got into a fight at Target over ''Sonic Boom'', was denied acceptance to a [[semen|sperm]] bank, and was booted from his [[Keep Sonic Original]] group on [[Facebook]].
 ==Events==
-* 4 November - Election Day. After starting off November on a silent note, Chris posts an excerpt of "Step in Time" from ''[[Mary Poppins]]'' and announces he's off to vote for "LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians".
+* November - Sometime this month, Chris creates a playlist called "My Levels" for his [[LittleBigPlanet]] profile.
-* 5 November - Chris boycotts ''[[Sonic]] Boom'' again.
+* 4 November - Election Day. Chris posts an excerpt of "Step in Time" from ''[[Mary Poppins]]'' and announces he's off to vote for "LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians". Seeing as how it was the lowest voter turnout since the [[Pre-1980|1940's]], it's at least admirable that Chris had apparently voted for [[Cole Smithey|left-leaning]] candidates, let alone voted at all.
-* 6 November - A guy with a digger causes a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] near [[Virginia]]n forests and houses, including Chris's. Chris rages about it on Facebook, and has his [[Barb|mom]] call 911, to which he says that "They ain't breakin' any laws". He then uploads an unlisted video[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6gEYRHxA8] about it. The video is shot in very high-quality for [[Chris and cinematography|his standards]], suggesting he shot it on an iPhone/iPod Touch. He also accidentally reveals his [[Rental House]]'s address. Also, a photo of Chris's [[un-clit]] leaks on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Chaos ensues.
+* 4 November - In an update to a [[commissions|commission]] request by [[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions|Flufflehugs]], Chris tells her that he's blocked.
-* 8 November - Chris happily announces the brushfire is gone.
+* 5 November - Chris urges a [[Sonic Boom Protests|boycott of ''Sonic Boom'']] again.
-* 9 November - Chris continues to boycott ''Sonic Boom''.
+* 5 November - A user on the [[CWCki Forums]] leaks evidence that [[Catherine]] is really just a troll fabrication, as were the emails from his [[Gal pals|high school friends]].
-* 11 November - More ''Sonic Boom'' boycotting. More and more of his [[white knights]] get continually annoyed by this.
+* 6 November - A [[JERKS|guy]] with a digger starts a small [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] near Chris's [[Rental House|house]]. Chris rages about it on Facebook. His [[Barb|mom]] calls 911, and is told that "They ain't breakin' any laws". He uploads a [[Brushfire Video|video]] to rally public support.
-* 12 November - EVEN MORE ''Sonic Boom'' boycotting, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to [[HEXBox#Nope, he still hates it|vandalize store property and tape protesting messages to the covers of the game]]. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and if he really won't stop doing this, that he should simply just make a petition.
+* 6 November - A photo of Chris's [[un-clit]] leaks on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Chaos ensues.
-* 27 November - Thanksgiving.
+* 7 November - Chris posts on Facebook that the fire threat near his house is over.
+* 9 November - Chris makes a Facebook update about his [[eBay]] products.
+* 9 November - Chris makes two angry Facebook comments about ''Sonic Boom''.
+* 10 November - Chris screams on Facebook that everyone should boycott ''Sonic Boom'' and "RIOT THE STREETS." More and more of his [[white knight|white knights]] get annoyed by this. A YouTube user makes a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1CTtp2SW8 a dramatic reading] of Chris's diatribe.
+* 11 November - Someone on the Reddit subreddit r/cwc leaks [http://imgur.com/sE76TAC,ptun5XQ,rteKiSf,jRKYCGt,MWRCaYV,ARr0oj7,kaC0mwS a bunch of flirty photos] that Chris apparently sent to [[Catherine]].
+* 11 November - EVEN MORE ''Sonic Boom'' boycott appeals, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to [[HEXBox#Nope, he still hates it|vandalize store property]]. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and that he should just make a petition.
+* 12 November - Chris makes another Facebook comment expressing his displeasure at the new color of Sonic's arms.
+* 12 November - Chris gets rejected for [[navy|sperm]] donation. He tells [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] that he would ask her to bear his child, but he knows she's having personal troubles.
+* 13 November - Chris changes his [[Facebook]] banner photo to reflect his feelings about Sonic Boom.
+* 13 November - Chris's friends help him set up a new Facebook public group, [[Keep Sonic Original]].
+* 13 November - Another photo of Chris's [[un-clit]] leaks, revealing that the piercing has became well-infected.
+* 13 November - Flufflehugs receives her unsatisfactory [[commissions|commissioned drawings]] from Chris.
+* 14 November - Chris reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on [[Craigslist]].
+* 14 November - Chris posts a reminder of his eBay merchandise, including a picture of an array of [[medallions]].
+* 14 November - Chris makes more incredibly [[Chris and anger|angry]] comments about Sonic Boom on his personal Facebook page.
+* 16 November - Chris visits the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] branch of [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], where he gets into an argument with a [[Jerkop|Janekop]] and a [[Manajerks|Manajerk]], demanding that they not stock ''Sonic Boom''. Chris fails to win them over, though at least manages not to earn himself yet another ban. He writes a post on Cartoon Network's Facebook page, where he complains, in all caps, about the change in color of Sonic's arms. He asks that Cartoon Network remove all ''Sonic Boom'' material from any medium of art and news they operate.
+* 17 November - Chris links to a Sonic Boom petition on his personal Facebook page.
+* 18 November - Chris starts playing [[LittleBigPlanet|Little Pig Blanket 3]], as shown on his [http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/3125-LittleBigPlanet-3/Sonichu PSN profile].
+* 18 November - Chris tells Flufflehugs he has begun a new attempt to fulfill her commission request.
+* 20 November - Chris sends Flufflehugs sample drawings of his work-in-progress.
+* 20 November - Chris rages over being denied acceptance to a [[Navy|sperm]] bank, and claims that they discriminate against the [[autistic]].
+* 20 November - Chris complains about Sonic Boom again, [[November 2014 Facebook Posts#Changing Sonic's Arms Back for the Nth Time|this time drawing a picture about it]], leading to an "If you can't beat him, join him" reaction from his [[white knights]].
+* 20 November - Chris's [[Facebook]] friends help to make [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#The Return|a new Sonichu site]], which would become Chris's shortest-lived site.
+* 22 November - Chris tells [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] he hates being banned from places.
+* 22 November - Chris tells [[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions|Flufflehugs]] about tribadism, the clitoris, and bonobos.
+* 23 November - Chris lowers the price of the Craigslist BMW.
+* 23 November - Chris can't believe Sonic Boom is still on the air.
+* 24 November - Chris misses the chance to see Temple Grandin in person.
+* 25 November - Chris tells [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] that [[Barb]] is borrowing from his life insurance.
+* 25 November - A new [[14 Branchland Court]] photo is leaked on [[CWCki Forums]].
+* 26 November - Chris asks Flufflehugs for advice on being sex-positive.
+* 26 November - Chris notes on Facebook that he has had a very bad week and needs a "power nap".
+* 26 November - Chris announces that snow will cause shipping delays.
+* 26 November - Chris adds a "PlayStation 4 Knack Launch Day Bundle" to his Facebook wish list, which includes a new [[PSEye|PlayStation Camera]].
+* 27 November - Thanksgiving. Chris celebrates by giving his Facebook friends a special gift—-a ''[[South Park]]'' clip.
+* 28 November - Chris fulfills a [[commissions|commission]] request with a black-and-white drawing, "*A Camera From Memory*."
+* 28 November - Chris agrees to draw a tribadism picture for Flufflehugs.
+* 29 November - Chris chooses a new protest-themed [[Facebook]] profile photo.
+* 29 November - After continually spewing out 404 errors and getting complaints from Chris's friends (due to its most likely unintentionally "discriminatory" domain name of [[Asperger's syndrome|sperg]]web.com), the [[Sonichu]] website is euthanized for good.
+* 29 November - After making some very graphic [[death threats]] to Sega regarding you-know-what, Chris is booted off permanently from the [[Keep Sonic Original]] group and makes his own group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]
+* 30 November - On his new public group, Chris rejects Kenneth's suggestions of picketing and a bake sale, claiming he's too busy.
+* 30 November - Chris first publicly states that he would like to be addressed by feminine pronouns [[Christopher's name change|and also asked to be identified by the nickname "Christine"]], fully committing to being [[Transgender]] in the process.
+* 30 November - Chris likes a [[YouTube]] Powerpuff Girls parody, but completely misses the point.
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