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[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2009'''.]]
[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's literary pick of the year.]]
[[Image:CWCipedia_Introduction.jpg|thumb|On '''June 7 2009''', Chris starts working on his own [[CWCipedia|wiki]].]]
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|On '''June 12 2009''', we see Chris dronking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]].]]
[[Image:CWCPSPFAIL.jpg|thumb|On '''June 13 2009''', we get to see the [[PSP of Fail]].]]
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|On '''August 1 2009''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|On '''August 8 2009''' Chris provides us with risqué material of [[Rosechu]]. Again.]]
 
[[2009]] is the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape|things]] we can never unsee.
 
=Events of 2009=
==January==
''See [[January 2009]]''
==February==
''See [[February 2009]]
 
==March==
''See [[March 2009]]''
==April==
''See [[April 2009]]''
 
==May==
''see [[May 2009]]''
 
==June==
* June 5 - [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] is hacked by trolls, who upload [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Take one|the memorable "Coming out of the closet"]] video as well as an amusing, pro-gay music video.
* June 7 - Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]].
* June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers and favorites several [[Britney Spears]] related videos in order to prove his [[homo|straightness]].
* June 12 - Two videos are uploaded that show Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] and singing at a TGI Friday's.
* June 13 - Not [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__TCYRdw4p8&feature=channel_page one], not [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOUd46P6ugw&feature=channel_page two], but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjCO0agsGL8&feature=channel_page three] more videos of Chris at TGI Friday's are uploaded. He also posts another [[:Image:Craigslistadjune13.jpg|Craigslist ad]], telling off jews instead of blacks this time.[http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/m4w/1219317911.html]
* June 14 - Chris sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arg98WML-XA  "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There"] and mentions the word "[[nigger]]".  Approximately 2 hours after he posts this video, he uploads another called [[I'm sorry, Dude]] in which he apologizes for making scathing insulting remarks at the homosexual community.
* June 28 - [[BILLY MAYS]] dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of [[CWCville]] out in the open.
 
== July ==
''See [[July 2009]]''
 
==August==
 
* August 1 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads a [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I_PRESSED_PLAY|video]] addressing early accusations of him cheating.
* August 1 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his song]] for the [[SingStar Challenge]].
* August 2 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#IBAChandler's Entry|second video]] to the challenge, "''Don't Say You Love Me''" by M2M.
* August 2 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|second video]], "''Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme''" by Will Smith.  (Disqualified as ad-libbing)
* August 3 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round_3#IBAChandler's Entry|third SingStar entry]], "''Autumn Goodbye''", and a harassing video "bonus".
* August 3 - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|video]] thanking the [[trolls]].
* August 4 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his third SingStar entry]], dedicated to True and Honest Sweetheart.  Hearts around the world melt.
* August 4 - CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Bonus_Video|Challenge Video BONUS: #3]], explaining the history of his parents, revealing what according to him IBAChandler's real name is, and includes a mugshot of Chris.
* August 4 - Chris uploads a [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|video]] demanding the truth from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and admits that he (Chris) is retarded. He later up loads a [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|video]] showing how he draws Sonichu in another attempt to get the truth out.
* August 4 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|"The Touch", by Stan Bush]].
* August 4 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Think Twice" by Eve 6]], as a threat to the imposter, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
* August 4 - [[Kacey]], [[sweetheart]] of CChanSonichuCWC, releases a [[For Kacey from CWC|video]] she received from [[Chris]].
* August 5 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#IBAChandler's Initial Entry|his version of "Smell my Dick"]], and replaces every instance of "dick" with [[duck]], which resulted in CChanSonichuCWC [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tURgK9bqaSA  expressing outrage] against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics]] and reuploads the first trial of the song.
* August 6 - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fifth and final entry,[[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers]].
* August 7 - Chris uploads a new [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|video]] in hopes of getting [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to come clean about his identity and to notify him he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
* August 8 - For the first time in months, Chris comes out new [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] material. He uploads the first nine pages of [[Sonichu_9#Episode_20|Sonichu 9, episode 20]], to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 CWCipedia].
* August 9 -  Chris uploads a [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|final warning]] to [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. CChanSonichuCWC responds by uploading the [[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|phone call]] (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
* August 10 - Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a [[LOOK at the truth!|loser with manboobs]].
* August 10 - Chris uploads six more pages of [[Sonichu_9#Episode_20|episode 20]], to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_41 CWCipedia].
* August 11 - Chris uploads the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
* August 14 - Chris uploads [[CWC Public Disclaimer]] and the Real Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Q1yFXgdoQ  announces his departure] into adulthood.
* August 15 - Chris [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Chris_rages_yet_again.png  rages] after Vivian Gee [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngmunxA41A promotes] the Audiobook Saga on DVD. Chris uploads [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]] and the Real Chris was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdshGz_Pvks disposed of] by the fake one. Chris also uploads [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], to say that the singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
* August 16 - Chris uploads a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|new video]] where he retracts <strike>all</strike> ''most'' of his previous [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_16th%2C_2009#Light_His_Mind.27s_Darkest_Hour|Forgiveness Blessing]] to CChanSonichuCWC.
* August 17 - Chris appear in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgWQZJOGMJM council meeting] in Charlottesville. He was praised for a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/McIntirePark shitty poster] he made. He attempted to speak at the meeting but the TRUE and HONEST mayor of Charlottesville pretty much told Chris to shut up.
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Revision as of 17:05, 26 August 2009

Chris in 2009.
Chris's literary pick of the year.
On June 7 2009, Chris starts working on his own wiki.
On June 12 2009, we see Chris dronking a Long Island Iced Tea.
On June 13 2009, we get to see the PSP of Fail.
On August 1 2009 CChanSonichuCWC responds to Chris's SingStar Challenge.
On August 8 2009 Chris provides us with risqué material of Rosechu. Again.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and things we can never unsee.

Events of 2009

January

See January 2009

February

See February 2009

March

See March 2009

April

See April 2009

May

see May 2009

June

  • June 5 - CChanSonichu is hacked by trolls, who upload the memorable "Coming out of the closet" video as well as an amusing, pro-gay music video.
  • June 7 - Chris starts editing CWCipedia.
  • June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers and favorites several Britney Spears related videos in order to prove his straightness.
  • June 12 - Two videos are uploaded that show Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea and singing at a TGI Friday's.
  • June 13 - Not one, not two, but three more videos of Chris at TGI Friday's are uploaded. He also posts another Craigslist ad, telling off jews instead of blacks this time.[1]
  • June 14 - Chris sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" and mentions the word "nigger". Approximately 2 hours after he posts this video, he uploads another called I'm sorry, Dude in which he apologizes for making scathing insulting remarks at the homosexual community.
  • June 28 - BILLY MAYS dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of CWCville out in the open.

July

See July 2009

August

  • August 1 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads a video addressing early accusations of him cheating.
  • August 1 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads his song for the SingStar Challenge.
  • August 2 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads his second video to the challenge, "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M.
  • August 2 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads his second video, "Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme" by Will Smith. (Disqualified as ad-libbing)
  • August 3 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads his third SingStar entry, "Autumn Goodbye", and a harassing video "bonus".
  • August 3 - Chris uploads a video thanking the trolls.
  • August 4 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads his third SingStar entry, dedicated to True and Honest Sweetheart. Hearts around the world melt.
  • August 4 - CChanSonichuCWC uploads Challenge Video BONUS: #3, explaining the history of his parents, revealing what according to him IBAChandler's real name is, and includes a mugshot of Chris.
  • August 4 - Chris uploads a video demanding the truth from CChanSonichuCWC and admits that he (Chris) is retarded. He later up loads a video showing how he draws Sonichu in another attempt to get the truth out.
  • August 4 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads his fourth entry, "The Touch", by Stan Bush.
  • August 4 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fourth entry, "Think Twice" by Eve 6, as a threat to the imposter, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
  • August 4 - Kacey, sweetheart of CChanSonichuCWC, releases a video she received from Chris.
  • August 5 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads his version of "Smell my Dick", and replaces every instance of "dick" with duck, which resulted in CChanSonichuCWC expressing outrage against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics and reuploads the first trial of the song.
  • August 6 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fifth and final entry,"Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers.
  • August 7 - Chris uploads a new video in hopes of getting CChanSonichuCWC to come clean about his identity and to notify him he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
  • August 8 - For the first time in months, Chris comes out new Sonichu material. He uploads the first nine pages of Sonichu 9, episode 20, to CWCipedia.
  • August 9 - Chris uploads a final warning to CChanSonichuCWC. CChanSonichuCWC responds by uploading the phone call (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
  • August 10 - Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a loser with manboobs.
  • August 10 - Chris uploads six more pages of episode 20, to CWCipedia.
  • August 11 - Chris uploads the KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
  • August 14 - Chris uploads CWC Public Disclaimer and the Real Chris announces his departure into adulthood.
  • August 15 - Chris rages after Vivian Gee promotes the Audiobook Saga on DVD. Chris uploads NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! and the Real Chris was disposed of by the fake one. Chris also uploads The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who, to say that the singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
  • August 16 - Chris uploads a new video where he retracts all most of his previous Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a Forgiveness Blessing to CChanSonichuCWC.
  • August 17 - Chris appear in a council meeting in Charlottesville. He was praised for a shitty poster he made. He attempted to speak at the meeting but the TRUE and HONEST mayor of Charlottesville pretty much told Chris to shut up.
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