Difference between revisions of "February 2009"
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* February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me." | * February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me." | ||
* February 12 - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings. | * February 12 - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings. | ||
* February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online. | * February 13 - An [[CWC Cums for a Cat|audio clip]] of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online. | ||
* February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. [[Bob Walks In|Audio]] of this moment emerges. | * February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. [[Bob Walks In|Audio]] of this moment emerges. | ||
* February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting ''[[Family Guy]]'' while orgasming, is leaked. | * February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting ''[[Family Guy]]'' while orgasming, is leaked. |
Revision as of 20:18, 29 January 2010
February 2009 saw several transitions for Christian Weston Chandler. His online relationship with PandaHalo, who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by brushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of Julie in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto, formally ending that saga. That the trolls posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into travelling to Red Mond taught him nothing, though--by the end of February Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.
Events of February 2009
- February 4 - Chris purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
- February 5 - Video Chris is coerced by Clyde Cash to make two videos stating that he is gay. He removes both videos a few hours later.
- February 6 - Video Chris issues a retraction of the 5 February videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
- February 6 - Chris reuploads the 5 Februrary video, with a disclaimer.
- February 7 - The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people.
- February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
- February 8 - Video Chris presents SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend PandaHalo to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
- February 10 - Video Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris shows off his supposedly cleaned room. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
- February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
- February 12 - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings.
- February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
- February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Chris having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
- February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
- February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Episode 19 from Sonichu 9 are released.
- February 18 - Video Chris prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
- February 18 - Video Chris retracts all his prior homophobic statements.
- February 20 - Video Video footage Chris fucking his with sex doll Kimmi is leaked online.
- February 21 - Chris's Aunt Karina dies.
- February 23 - Video Chris declares his love for Julie. Meanwhile, the Sonichu Girls forum is revealed as ruse perpetrated by trolls.
- February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
- February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's Aunt Karina is buried, and Chris is dissapointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes[citation needed].
- February 24 - Sonichu canon - the anti-homo vaccine is distributed, and a world ridden of homosexuality proclaims February 24th as "Christian Love Day."
- February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.