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*Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game. | *Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game. | ||
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter. | *With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter. | ||
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[pedofork|14-year-old girl]] who had been raped in the woods. Numerous signs of trauma to her [[vagina]], traces of [[semen]] and [[Fanta]] are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to "mercilessly hunt down" the perpetrator, and bring him to justice. | |||
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[pedofork|14-year-old girl]] who had been raped in the woods | |||
*Chris goes to the [[Fashion Square Mall]] armed with an [[IBAChandler]] sniper rifle and massacres several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]] in a [[Virgin with rage|Virgin Rage]]. | *Chris goes to the [[Fashion Square Mall]] armed with an [[IBAChandler]] sniper rifle and massacres several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]] in a [[Virgin with rage|Virgin Rage]]. | ||
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the perfect [[boyfriend-free girl]] by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using his PS3. | *Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the perfect [[boyfriend-free girl]] by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using his PS3. | ||
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Mayan shamans in preparation of the | *[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Mayan shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun, the end has begun. | ||
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in [[ | *Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in [[Son-chu]] down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a [[Megatron Pistol|WWI German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner. | ||
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later. | *Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later. | ||
*Chris goes to Hell. He tries to argue that he was [[TRUE and HONEST]], but instead only pisses off the other damned souls, and gets sent to the center of the ninth circle of hell to be tortured by Satan himself. | *Chris goes to Hell. He tries to argue that he was [[TRUE and HONEST]], but instead only pisses off the other damned souls, and gets sent to the center of the ninth circle of hell to be tortured by Satan himself. | ||
Revision as of 15:55, 4 July 2010
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Chris in 2011.
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February 24: A year after the proclamation of Christian Love Day, the citizens of CWCville revolt against their tyrant.
Things planned that will happen in 2011:
- Chris is trolled more. (obvious that one)
- Bob Chandler dies.
- Scampers runs away. (go go scampers! :3)
- High Functioning Autism is officially recognized by the American Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
- Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles & Sonichu the Game are released as Project Natal exclusive titles, earning CWC millions and mad poon, but at the compromise of his beliefs.
- Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to Wii and PS3. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
- Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "Kick the Autistic" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
- With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, Barbara Chandler attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
- Virginian police discover the corpse of a 14-year-old girl who had been raped in the woods. Numerous signs of trauma to her vagina, traces of semen and Fanta are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer Marcus Baggett is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to "mercilessly hunt down" the perpetrator, and bring him to justice.
- Chris goes to the Fashion Square Mall armed with an IBAChandler sniper rifle and massacres several managers and girlfriend un-free boys in a Virgin Rage.
- Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past gal pals and then attempts to create the perfect boyfriend-free girl by stitching together their various body parts and trying to reanimate them using his PS3.
- Patti-Chan is resurrected by Mayan shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun, the end has begun.
- Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a McDonald's, forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a WWI German pistol, Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "Down where? All that's down there is the ground" and starts charging a curse ye ha me ha attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
- Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later.
- Chris goes to Hell. He tries to argue that he was TRUE and HONEST, but instead only pisses off the other damned souls, and gets sent to the center of the ninth circle of hell to be tortured by Satan himself.
- The CWC Saga is declared over, and trolls everywhere retire in peace to live happy sucessful lives. The CWCki is left up as a monument to Christian's fail.
- Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
- On Christmas day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
- CWC the Movie picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular horror film of all time.
- Chris emerges from the depths of Hell with Satan himself and leads a world-shattering battle between Heaven and Hell. At the end, Chris is depowered by Clyde Cash, placed into a tobacky rocket and sent to the Sun while Satan is trapped within an ice block.
- The Trolls of the Patriots emerge from the ashes of Earth and form the Miscreant Republic, a shadow government with Clyde Cash, Vivian Gee and Jack Thaddeus as the supreme leaders. The world returns to peace as Chris lives on forever as a tyranical beast and a villain of children's fairytales.
