1990s

Chris in the nineties.

Chris and Mrs. Sanford.

WTF nigger.

The 1990s saw the beginning of Chris's obsession with Sonic and Pokémon which would one day lead to the abomination that is Sonichu. He also started using the interwebs in this decade.

1990

1990 would be our problematic autistic's last year at Greene County Primary School. It is unknown why he left, and whether he got thrown out. Also, Chris met his gal-pal Tiffany Robinson.

Chris meets Sonic.

Chris in 1991.

Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in Christian's sex vid.

Chris wants to see the schoolbus.

Chris in 1995.

Chris in 1996.

Christmas 1996. Spoiled fuck.

Chris in 1997. He had to water the niggos.

Events of 1990

• 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
• June - Christopher becomes a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog according to him. This is, however, historically impossible, as the franchise actually debuted in the United States in 1991.
• August/September - Chris enters third grade at Greene County Primary School.
• 2 August 1990 – 28 February 1991: the Gulf War is fought. Matthew Devoria, father of Kacey, serves with the U.S. Marines.

1991

1991 would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to Nathanael Greene Elementary School, but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend Tiffany Robinson would end her friendship with Chris.

Events of 1991

• 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
• April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
• 23 June - the first Sonic the Hedgehog game is released.
• This year - Christopher is first introduced to Sonic the Hedgehog.
• August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at Nathanael Greene Elementary School. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly homosexual principal of the school.
• September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
• This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at Nathanael Greene Elementary School.
• This year - Christopher's father, Bob Chandler, takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.
• This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.

1992

In 1992, Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of Richmond.

Events of 1992

• 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
• August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
• September - The Chandler family moves to Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in Ruckersville.

1993

In 1993, Chris started attending Providence Middle School in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

Events of 1993

• 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
• 9 August - Amy Rose's first appearance, in Sonic CD. Little did she know the horror of the future Rosechus.
• August/September - Chris starts attending Providence Middle School, entering the sixth grade.
• September - The Chandler family moves to Chesterfield County.
• Autumn - Chris enters the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.
• 20 November - Chris gets Spiderman's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a Dog.
• 29 December - An article in the Richmond Times-Dispatch discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.

1994

In 1994, Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

Events of 1994

• Winter - Christopher changes his name to Christian.
• 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
• 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.
• 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed.
• August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

1995

In 1995, Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

Events of 1995

• Date unknown - Birth of Savannah Chandler.
• 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
• August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
• Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the Surrywood Subdivision.
• 25 December - Chris recieves a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

1996

1996 was a rather stressful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in Newberry Towne Subdivision started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending Manchester High School.

Events of 1996

• 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He recieves a Lego robot.
• 27 February - Pokémon Red and Pokémon Green are released in Japan: the first appearance of Pikachu.
• Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at Virginia Power.
• Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on honor roll.
• Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the Surrywood Subdivision, and starts living in the Newberry Towne Subdivision. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.
• 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at Manchester High School.
• Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity basketball team.
• 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up Bionic the Hedgehog.
• 25 December - Chris recieves a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a Snoopy doll, a Cartooning with Charles Schulz kit, Wave Race 64, Mischief Makers and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for Christmas.

1997

In 1997, Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

Events of 1997

• This year - Chris is rejected by Laura Dorazio.
• 14 February - Valentines day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader Molly Quarles.
• 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
• 1 April - First episode of Pokémon anime broadcast; Pikachu becomes a cultural icon.
• June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic dream about Sonic the Hedgehog appearing on Game Boy.
• August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
• 1 October - Barbara's 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

1998

In 1998, Chris received an F in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the Song of Christian in retribution. He also discovered masturbation.

Events of 1998

• This year - Chris discovers masturbation
• 2 February - Chris begins to wear the Pedo-Glasses.
• 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
• March - Chris starts volunteering as an assistant Gym Leader at Books-A-Million.
• 15 May - Song of Christian released.
• 4 June - Christian makes his Lego Raceway Animation.
• August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
• 4 September - Chris records a KCWC tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.

1999

In 1999, the Pokémon franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the PokéNews. According to Lucas, Chris started showing up at the Game Place around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his Wall of Originals. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.

Events of 1999

Main article: 1999