2007
The year we made contact.
The second half of the year 2007 shows some important developments within Christian Weston Chandler's life.
Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him disillusioned and enraged.
Secondly, he discovers a satirical page written about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to obsessive trolling in 2008.
Events of 2007
February
- February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
- February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
- February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
- February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday.
- February 24 - Chris releases his "future message".
March
- March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) Sonichu #7.
- March 6 - In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, Cole Smithey expresses his disdain for Barbara and Bob.
- March 6 - Chris cashes in his first My Coke Rewards points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2500 bottles worth of Coke.
- March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
May
- May 8 - Christian creates his first YouTube account.
- May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.
June
- June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
- June ?? - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at The Game Place.
- June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
- June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
- June 29 - Christian makes his PaRappa the Rapper video and enters PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
July
- July 7 - Unable to fornicate with his dog anymore, Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
- July 14 - Chris is featured in the Daily Progress section of his local newspaper.
- July 16 - Chris buys himself an Officer Nasty love doll.
- July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
- July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
August
- August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
- August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Sony. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
- August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
- August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified. He also curses Adam Stackhouse in his PSN blog, which results in an admin timing him out.
- August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
- August 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
- August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
- August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
- August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury.
- August ?? - Video Chris uploads CWC is Angry.
September
October
- October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
- October 8 - Christian apologizes to Megan for being too pushy.
- October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
- October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
- October 26 - Christian is photographed at the Game Place playing Pokémon. The same day he gets mentioned in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires Archives account to view) about an obsessive-compulsive guy named Ulillillia.
- October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia getting thread getting derailed, a thread on SomethingAwful is created about Chris. (Requires Archives account to view.)
- October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled Sonichuuuuuuuu...
- October 31 - ED page on Chris-Chan is created (according to Christian - according to the history, it was created a bit later).
November
- November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious. Again according to himself, this is also contradicted by the time for the page's creation.
- November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by Jason Kendrick Howell.
- November 3 - 4chan Fan-Art thread. Evan e-mails some of the images to Chris.
- November 4 - Chris is angered by the sexual imagery of Sonichu and himself. He demands a picture of Rosechu "masturbating and squirtin'".
- November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
- November 5 - In and E-Mail to Anna, Chris discloses that he has been chatting with Lori Lopez.
- November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
- November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor.
- November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place[citation needed].
- November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins rewriting the article in a more favorable light towards him.
- November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five Rule 34 drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
- November 12 - Chris adds entries from his diary, details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll Officer Nasty to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
- November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
- November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.
December
- December 23 - Chris apparently abandons CWC's Cool Profile.
- December 26 - Chris buys Kimmi, the animé love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
- December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to editing the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
- December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
- December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".[1]