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Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''': | Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''': | ||
*[[ | *[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)'' | ||
*[[Bob Chandler]] | *[[Bob Chandler]] finally goes to cut down the [[Internet]] in Heaven. | ||
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V. | *[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V. | ||
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Project Natal]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games. | *''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Project Natal]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games. | ||
*Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game. | *Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game. | ||
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter. | *With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter. | ||
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[ | *Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard rage, he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time. | ||
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest | *Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house. | ||
*Chris is released from house arrest, and later proceeds to | *Chris is released from house arrest, and later proceeds to run over 2 people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a Transformer. | ||
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He is raped by [[niggos]] daily and struggles to STAY STRAIGHT. | *For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He is raped by [[niggos]] daily and struggles to STAY STRAIGHT. | ||
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again... | *Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again... | ||
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*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work. | *Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work. | ||
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun. | *[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun. | ||
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a [[Megatron Pistol|WWI German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner. | *Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWI German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner. | ||
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by | *Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a zombie-esque Patti. | ||
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later. | *Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later. | ||
*The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy sucessful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's fail. | *The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy sucessful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's fail. | ||
Revision as of 11:16, 12 July 2010
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Chris in 2011.
File:The toppling of Christian.jpg
February 24: A year after the proclamation of Christian Love Day, the citizens of CWCville revolt against their tyrant.
Things planned that will happen in 2011:
- Scampers runs away. (go go Scampers! :3)
- Bob Chandler finally goes to cut down the Internet in Heaven.
- High Functioning Autism is officially recognized by the American Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
- Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles & Sonichu the Game are released as Project Natal exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad poon, but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to Wii and PS3. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
- Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "Kick the Autistic" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
- With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, Barbara Chandler attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
- Chris goes to the Charlottesville Mal-Wart armed with an IBA Chandler sniper rifle. In a fit of tard rage, he fires at several managers and girlfriend un-free boys, missing every time.
- Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest. He starts storming YouTube with meaningless PSEye videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
- Chris is released from house arrest, and later proceeds to run over 2 people with Son-Chu while pretending his car is a Transformer.
- For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He is raped by niggos daily and struggles to STAY STRAIGHT.
- Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
- Virginian police discover the corpse of a 14-year-old girl who had been raped several miles from 14 Branchland Court. Numerous signs of trauma to her vagina, traces of semen and Fanta are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer Marcus Baggett is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to "mercilessly hunt down" the perpetrator, and bring him to justice.
- Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past gal pals and then attempts to create the "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his Amnyfest Ring, the Heart Torch of Fail, and his PS3. None of the methods work.
- Patti-Chan is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.
- Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a McDonald's, forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage WWI German pistol, Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "Down where? All that's down there is the ground" and starts charging a curse ye ha me ha attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
- Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by Kitty and a zombie-esque Patti.
- Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing. He dies 5 seconds later.
- The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic trolls everywhere retire in peace to live happy sucessful lives. The CWCki is left up as a monument to Christian's fail.
- Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
- On Christmas Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
- CWC the Movie is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular film of all time.
