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'''May 2016''' started out a rather uneventful month, although it did see Chris getting a new [[Wikipedia:Dakimakura|body pillow]] as a substitute for a [[sweetheart]]. Things picked up towards the end, however, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a [[Johan|former gay porn star]] for the privilege of impregnating a lesbian couple. The two released [[IMG 3207|sex tapes]] for viewers to vote on, kicking off the start of a possible repeat of the entire [[Liquid Chris]] saga.
[[File:Cwcmay16.PNG|thumb|Chris in May 2016, [[Chris and sex|displaying his lovemaking skills]].]]
'''May''' was the fifth month of [[2016]]. The month started out rather uneventfully, although it did see Chris getting a new [[Naru|body pillow]] as a substitute for a [[sweetheart]]. Things picked up towards the latter half of the month, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a [[Johan|former gay porn star]] for the privilege of supposedly impregnating a lesbian couple. The two competitors released [[IMG 3207|sex tapes]] for viewers to vote on, reminiscent of the [[Liquid Chris]] saga.


==Events==
==Events==
* 7 May - Chris's [[Etsy]] shop closes, only to come back up later.
* '''7 May''' - Chris's [[Etsy]] shop closes temporarily.
*10 May - Chris buys a [[Wikipedia:Dakimakura|dakimakura]] (anime love pillow).
* '''9 May''' - Chris buys [[Naru]], an anime body pillowcase ($29), and a body pillow to go with it ($28.95).<ref name=ebay>[[List of Chris's eBay purchases#2016]]</ref>
*14 May - Chris [[Proposition_to_Sega|announces plans]] for Sega to claim partial ownership of the Sonichu brand.
* '''14 May''' - Chris [[Proposition_to_Sega|announces plans]] for [[SEGA|Sega]] to claim partial ownership of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Chris and Copyright|brand]].
*15 May - Chris files a report to change his male name (Christian) to his female name (Chris''tine'').
* '''15 May'''
*15 May - Chris posts on Facebook about eating pancakes.
** Chris files a petition to change his name from Christian to Chris''tine''.
*18 May - Chris makes another rambling post on Facebook.
** Chris posts on [[Facebook]] about eating [[McDonald's]] pancakes.
*23 May - Chris begs for donations again, and also introduces his new waifu Naru.
* '''16 May''' - Chris reiterates his support for [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender]] bathrooms on [[Facebook]].
*23 May - Chris uploads a stream himself playing Uncharted with Naru.
* '''18 May''' - Chris offers parenting suggestions on [[Facebook]].
*25 May - The donations on his etsy account is removed. So he adds a support button to his youtube account.
* '''23 May'''
*26 May - Chris uploads himself playing Uncharted.
** Chris makes a short [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|video]] in which he begs for donations again and introduces his new [[waifu]] Naru.
*28 May - Chris tells a TRUE AND HONEST story about a mean bully over a loud techno beat.
** Chris uploads a [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|stream]] of himself playing ''Uncharted'' with Naru at his side.
*30 May - Chris uploads [[IMG 3207|ANOTHER video]] of him making out and humping a sex doll, clearly not learning from the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|first time]] it happened.
* '''25 May''' - The donations request on Chris's [[Etsy]] account is removed. He adds a support button to his [[YouTube]] account.
* '''26 May'''
** Chris posts another [[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...|livestream video]] in which he completes an ''Uncharted'' level.
** Chris repeats his request that people give him money through [[YouTube]].
* '''28 May'''
**Over a loud techno beat, Chris relates in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]] how he is being bullied by a troll named Johan.
**Chris spends nearly $100 on a ''Transformers'' figure.<ref name=ebay></ref>
*'''29 May''' - Chris buys a second body pillow to use as [[Naru]] stuffing ($28.95).<ref name=ebay></ref>
* '''31 May'''
** Chris uploads [[IMG 3207|a video]] of himself humping a sex doll. He has clearly not learned anything from the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|first time]] he tried this.
** In a short [[CWC vs Johan vote link|video]], Chris asks viewers to vote for his doll-humping video and not Johan's.
 
==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[May 2016 Facebook posts]]
*[[Reddit]]
===Purchases===
*[[List of Chris's eBay purchases#2016]]
===Videos===
*[[Proposition to Sega]]
*[[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.]]
*[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted]]
*[[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...]]
*[[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
*[[IMG 3207]]
*[[CWC vs Johan vote link]]
{{References}}
{{Timeline}}
{{Timeline}}

Latest revision as of 03:39, 23 May 2024

May was the fifth month of 2016. The month started out rather uneventfully, although it did see Chris getting a new body pillow as a substitute for a sweetheart. Things picked up towards the latter half of the month, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a former gay porn star for the privilege of supposedly impregnating a lesbian couple. The two competitors released sex tapes for viewers to vote on, reminiscent of the Liquid Chris saga.

Events

  • 7 May - Chris's Etsy shop closes temporarily.
  • 9 May - Chris buys Naru, an anime body pillowcase ($29), and a body pillow to go with it ($28.95).[1]
  • 14 May - Chris announces plans for Sega to claim partial ownership of the Sonichu brand.
  • 15 May
    • Chris files a petition to change his name from Christian to Christine.
    • Chris posts on Facebook about eating McDonald's pancakes.
  • 16 May - Chris reiterates his support for transgender bathrooms on Facebook.
  • 18 May - Chris offers parenting suggestions on Facebook.
  • 23 May
    • Chris makes a short video in which he begs for donations again and introduces his new waifu Naru.
    • Chris uploads a stream of himself playing Uncharted with Naru at his side.
  • 25 May - The donations request on Chris's Etsy account is removed. He adds a support button to his YouTube account.
  • 26 May
    • Chris posts another livestream video in which he completes an Uncharted level.
    • Chris repeats his request that people give him money through YouTube.
  • 28 May
  • 29 May - Chris buys a second body pillow to use as Naru stuffing ($28.95).[1]
  • 31 May
    • Chris uploads a video of himself humping a sex doll. He has clearly not learned anything from the first time he tried this.
    • In a short video, Chris asks viewers to vote for his doll-humping video and not Johan's.

Activity

Posts

Purchases

Videos

References