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* 4 June - Chris posts a photo to Facebook revealing that a slip of his [[pocket knife]] resulted in a bad cut and a trip to the emergency room. | * 4 June - Chris posts a photo to Facebook revealing that a slip of his [[pocket knife]] resulted in a bad cut and a trip to the emergency room. | ||
* 6 June - Chris yet again pesters his [[white knights]] to get Sonichu in ''Super Smash Bros.'' | * 6 June - Chris yet again pesters his [[white knights]] to get Sonichu in ''Super Smash Bros.'' | ||
* 7 June - Chris discovers the trend of | * 7 June - Chris discovers the trend of transsexual women making [[parody]] ''Vanity Fair'' magazine covers of themselves, and as such creates his own. | ||
* 8 June - Chris changes his [[voicemail]]. | * 8 June - Chris changes his [[voicemail]]. | ||
* 9 June - The next ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' game is announced. Chris [[Chris and anger|disapproves]] and even [[Death threats|threatens]] [[Sega]] producer [[Omar Woodley]]. | * 9 June - The next ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' game is announced. Chris [[Chris and anger|disapproves]] and even [[Death threats|threatens]] [[Sega]] producer [[Omar Woodley]]. | ||
* 9 June - Chris shares a link to an article that | * 9 June - Chris shares a link to an article saying that social media should stop [[Clyde Cash the kid video|cyberbullying]]. | ||
* 9 June - Chris once again shows no apologetic shame for [[26 December 2014]], and purchases a blue-armed Sonic doll [[Chris and money|just to tear its arms off]]. | * 9 June - Chris once again shows no apologetic shame for [[26 December 2014]], and purchases a blue-armed Sonic doll [[Chris and money|just to tear its arms off]]. | ||
* 10 June - Chris's white knights refuse to help him this time with his hatred of blue arms. [[Kim Wilson]] and Mellanie Chafe say that he could just cover the blue arms with cream-colored felt, and that attacking people with Mace is assault. Kim also mockingly says "Oh wow, where'd you get that plush? Did you steal it?" | * 10 June - Chris's white knights refuse to help him this time with his hatred of blue arms. [[Kim Wilson]] and Mellanie Chafe say that he could just cover the blue arms with cream-colored felt, and that attacking people with Mace is assault. Kim also mockingly says "Oh wow, where'd you get that plush? Did you steal it?" | ||
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* 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, '''''another fucking continuance'''''. Chris was said to have been uncharacteristically normal and sociable. | * 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, '''''another fucking continuance'''''. Chris was said to have been uncharacteristically normal and sociable. | ||
* 11 June - Chris continues to pester his white knights into rallying against you-know-what. Twice. | * 11 June - Chris continues to pester his white knights into rallying against you-know-what. Twice. | ||
* 12 June - Chris says the gender- | * 12 June - Chris says the gender-bent version of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] is good simply because he is a female soul in a [[JERK]] body. | ||
* 12 June - Chris says he'll stop hating ''Sonic Boom'', on one condition--that Sega ''gives 10 valid reasons why Sonic's arms should be blue''. | * 12 June - Chris says he'll stop hating ''Sonic Boom'', on one condition--that Sega ''gives 10 valid reasons why Sonic's arms should be blue''. | ||
* 12 June - Chris attends the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] again and takes pictures of himself being a burlesque dancer. | * 12 June - Chris attends the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] again and takes pictures of himself being a burlesque dancer. | ||
* 13 June - Chris is disappointed by the fact that [[Derpy]] is referred to in the credits as "Muffins", and posts a screenshot of her scene in the ''MLP:FiM'' episode "Slice of Life" that is unbelievably [[Chris and cinematography|overexposed]]. He also shows his complete unwillingness to at least add some spoiler tags. | * 13 June - Chris is disappointed by the fact that [[Derpy]] is referred to in the credits as "Muffins", and posts a screenshot of her scene in the ''MLP:FiM'' episode "Slice of Life" that is unbelievably [[Chris and cinematography|overexposed]]. He also shows his complete unwillingness to at least add some spoiler tags. | ||
* 15 June - Chris posts a picture of 2 lizards in amplexus (which is against [[Facebook]] rules | * 15 June - Chris posts a picture of 2 lizards in amplexus (which is against [[Facebook]] rules although it got past the radar) and rambles on about his [[tomgirl]] status. | ||
* 17 June - Chris sells a "1990 American Silver Eagle .999 Silver 1oz Dollar Coin" on [[eBay]]. | * 17 June - Chris sells a "1990 American Silver Eagle .999 Silver 1oz Dollar Coin" on [[eBay]]. | ||
* 20 June - Chris joins a Legit Lady Gamers [[contest]]. | * 20 June - Chris joins a Legit Lady Gamers [[contest]]. | ||
* 21 June - [[Father]]'s Day. | * 21 June - [[Father]]'s Day. | ||
* 23 June - Chris creates a new [[Ebay]] account pristinechristine1982, selling more [[autographed photos]] of [[Chris and his ego|himself]]. | * 23 June - Chris creates a new [[Ebay]] account called pristinechristine1982, selling more [[autographed photos]] of [[Chris and his ego|himself]]. | ||
* 23 June - Chris shares a photo to avoid catching the Derpies. | * 23 June - Chris shares a photo to avoid catching the Derpies. | ||
* 23 June - Chris announces on Facebook that new [[Medallion|Sonichu medallions]] shall be listed next month. | * 23 June - Chris announces on Facebook that new [[Medallion|Sonichu medallions]] shall be listed next month. | ||
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* 27 June - Chris changes his profile picture to that of his faux ''Vanity Fair'' cover, before running it through a gay pride filter. | * 27 June - Chris changes his profile picture to that of his faux ''Vanity Fair'' cover, before running it through a gay pride filter. | ||
* 27 June - Chris reveals his aura to be blue. | * 27 June - Chris reveals his aura to be blue. | ||
* 30 June - [[Club Nintendo]] shuts down in | * 30 June - [[Club Nintendo]] shuts down in the United States. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 18:42, 17 July 2015
| “ | Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat. | ” |
| Chris being mocked by his hero on Twitter | ||
On 27 June 2015, Chris becomes 20% cooler.
June was the 6th month of 2015. Chris's previous court date took place on 11 June, and got delayed yet again to 23 July. This month commences the start of summer, which Chris'll most likely spend playing vidya and loitering at the Impulse Gay Social Club, provided that he doesn't get sentenced. It is also the month that scientists discover the "homo gene." It is also the month when same sex marriage was legalized nationwide. To the joy of Chris.
Events of June
- 3 June - Chris once again pesters his fans on Facebook to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, and also announces that he has more Sonichu Amiibo made.
- 3 June - Chris also shows (once again) his disapproval for Sonic Boom.
- 4 June - Chris posts a photo to Facebook revealing that a slip of his pocket knife resulted in a bad cut and a trip to the emergency room.
- 6 June - Chris yet again pesters his white knights to get Sonichu in Super Smash Bros.
- 7 June - Chris discovers the trend of transsexual women making parody Vanity Fair magazine covers of themselves, and as such creates his own.
- 8 June - Chris changes his voicemail.
- 9 June - The next Sonic Boom game is announced. Chris disapproves and even threatens Sega producer Omar Woodley.
- 9 June - Chris shares a link to an article saying that social media should stop cyberbullying.
- 9 June - Chris once again shows no apologetic shame for 26 December 2014, and purchases a blue-armed Sonic doll just to tear its arms off.
- 10 June - Chris's white knights refuse to help him this time with his hatred of blue arms. Kim Wilson and Mellanie Chafe say that he could just cover the blue arms with cream-colored felt, and that attacking people with Mace is assault. Kim also mockingly says "Oh wow, where'd you get that plush? Did you steal it?"
- 10 June - Sega acknowledges Sonichu and Chris's existence for the second time, and mocks his reaction to Sonic having blue arms.[1]
- 10 June - Chris attends the LGBTQ Youth & Family Bowling Night event in Charlottesville.
- 11 June - Chris's latest court date. The result was, you guessed it, another fucking continuance. Chris was said to have been uncharacteristically normal and sociable.
- 11 June - Chris continues to pester his white knights into rallying against you-know-what. Twice.
- 12 June - Chris says the gender-bent version of Chris-Chan Sonichu is good simply because he is a female soul in a JERK body.
- 12 June - Chris says he'll stop hating Sonic Boom, on one condition--that Sega gives 10 valid reasons why Sonic's arms should be blue.
- 12 June - Chris attends the Impulse Gay Social Club again and takes pictures of himself being a burlesque dancer.
- 13 June - Chris is disappointed by the fact that Derpy is referred to in the credits as "Muffins", and posts a screenshot of her scene in the MLP:FiM episode "Slice of Life" that is unbelievably overexposed. He also shows his complete unwillingness to at least add some spoiler tags.
- 15 June - Chris posts a picture of 2 lizards in amplexus (which is against Facebook rules although it got past the radar) and rambles on about his tomgirl status.
- 17 June - Chris sells a "1990 American Silver Eagle .999 Silver 1oz Dollar Coin" on eBay.
- 20 June - Chris joins a Legit Lady Gamers contest.
- 21 June - Father's Day.
- 23 June - Chris creates a new Ebay account called pristinechristine1982, selling more autographed photos of himself.
- 23 June - Chris shares a photo to avoid catching the Derpies.
- 23 June - Chris announces on Facebook that new Sonichu medallions shall be listed next month.
- 23 June - Chris shares a video called "Geraldine", about a transgender woman.
- 24 June - Chris shares a picture depicting emotions people feel but can't explain, most of which are taken from the very underrated Dictionary of Obscure Emotions. One of them happens to be "Lachesism", the desire to be struck by disaster--the examples of that include "to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire".
- 26 June - Chris celebrates the Supreme Court's decision that gay marriage was legal in all 50 states...before promptly going on about his "sweetheart search" and about how he's always identified as a woman inside.
- 26 June - Chris shares a meme generalizing people who have green or blue eyes. He naturally couldn't resist the chance to mention his heterochromia.
- 27 June - Chris changes his profile picture to that of his faux Vanity Fair cover, before running it through a gay pride filter.
- 27 June - Chris reveals his aura to be blue.
- 30 June - Club Nintendo shuts down in the United States.