May 2016

Chris in May 2016, displaying his lovemaking skills.

May was the fifth month of 2016. The month started out rather uneventfully, although it did see Chris getting a new body pillow as a substitute for a sweetheart. Things picked up towards the latter half of the month, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a former gay porn star for the privilege of supposedly impregnating a lesbian couple. The two competitors released sex tapes for viewers to vote on, reminiscent of the Liquid Chris saga.

Events

• 7 May - Chris's Etsy shop closes temporarily.
• 9 May - Chris buys Naru, an anime body pillowcase ($29), and a body pillow to go with it ($28.95).
• 14 May - Chris announces plans for Sega to claim partial ownership of the Sonichu brand.
• 15 May
  • Chris files a petition to change his name from Christian to Christine.
  • Chris posts on Facebook about eating McDonald's pancakes.
• 16 May - Chris reiterates his support for transgender bathrooms on Facebook.
• 18 May - Chris offers parenting suggestions on Facebook.
• 23 May
  • Chris makes a short video in which he begs for donations again and introduces his new waifu Naru.
  • Chris uploads a stream of himself playing Uncharted with Naru at his side.
• 25 May - The donations request on Chris's Etsy account is removed. He adds a support button to his YouTube account.
• 26 May
  • Chris posts another livestream video in which he completes an Uncharted level.
  • Chris repeats his request that people give him money through YouTube.
• 28 May
  • Over a loud techno beat, Chris relates in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan how he is being bullied by a troll named Johan.
  • Chris spends nearly $100 on a Transformers figure.
• 29 May - Chris buys a second body pillow to use as Naru stuffing ($28.95).
• 31 May
  • Chris uploads a video of himself humping a sex doll. He has clearly not learned anything from the first time he tried this.
  • In a short video, Chris asks viewers to vote for his doll-humping video and not Johan's.

Activity

Posts

• May 2016 Facebook posts
• Reddit

Purchases

• List of Chris's eBay purchases#2016

Videos

• Proposition to Sega
• Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.
• Live Game Stream - Uncharted
• UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...
• CWC Responds to a bully named Johan
• IMG 3207
• CWC vs Johan vote link