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Things got happier when Chris, through his own [[Ego|narcissism]], inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest [[gal-pal]] through a ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' level. Dedicated trolls discovered [[The Wallflower|her identity]] and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and letting her discover for herself what kind of [[Chris|monster]] she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of their falling-out, Chris discovered the existence of the CWCki. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble... | Things got happier when Chris, through his own [[Ego|narcissism]], inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest [[gal-pal]] through a ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' level. Dedicated trolls discovered [[The Wallflower|her identity]] and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and letting her discover for herself what kind of [[Chris|monster]] she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of their falling-out, Chris discovered the existence of the CWCki. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble... | ||
Chris was also, for a good part of the month, trolled by Surfshack Tito, who Chris blamed for the loss of the gal-pal and the [[china]] he was sure would follow. The resulting angst drove the man-child to hilarious new lows, such as threatening trolls with a [[pocket knife]], dressing up in a kilt, and using the dreaded N-word on camera. | Chris was also, for a good part of the month, trolled by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], who Chris blamed for the loss of the gal-pal and the [[china]] he was sure would follow. The resulting angst drove the man-child to hilarious new lows, such as threatening trolls with a [[pocket knife]], dressing up in a kilt, and using the dreaded N-word on camera. | ||
Holding true to his manifesto from the end of [[February 2010|the previous month]], which basically told his [[fans]] to fuck off and stop asking him for Sonichu comic pages, Chris completely neglected answering his Mailbag and publishing comics. While he had promised to at least begin earnest work on [[Sonichu 11]] in time for the 10-year anniversary of the strip, the [[stress]] of his woman troubles instead drove him to more angry fits of railing against his fans. He even compared them to the trolls that constantly torment him, which is probably the closest Chris has ever been to realizing the truth about his "[[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]]." | Holding true to his manifesto from the end of [[February 2010|the previous month]], which basically told his [[fans]] to fuck off and stop asking him for Sonichu comic pages, Chris completely neglected answering his Mailbag and publishing comics. While he had promised to at least begin earnest work on [[Sonichu 11]] in time for the 10-year anniversary of the strip, the [[stress]] of his woman troubles instead drove him to more angry fits of railing against his fans. He even compared them to the trolls that constantly torment him, which is probably the closest Chris has ever been to realizing the truth about his "[[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]]." | ||
Revision as of 05:15, 19 March 2010
The beginning of March 2010 started out with a bit of concern. Chris had made mention of his father Bob being hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Though many were worried for Bob's health, Chris obviously wasn't as he continued on with his life as if nothing was wrong.
Things got happier when Chris, through his own narcissism, inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest gal-pal through a Little Big Planet level. Dedicated trolls discovered her identity and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and letting her discover for herself what kind of monster she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of their falling-out, Chris discovered the existence of the CWCki. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble...
Chris was also, for a good part of the month, trolled by Surfshack Tito, who Chris blamed for the loss of the gal-pal and the china he was sure would follow. The resulting angst drove the man-child to hilarious new lows, such as threatening trolls with a pocket knife, dressing up in a kilt, and using the dreaded N-word on camera.
Holding true to his manifesto from the end of the previous month, which basically told his fans to fuck off and stop asking him for Sonichu comic pages, Chris completely neglected answering his Mailbag and publishing comics. While he had promised to at least begin earnest work on Sonichu 11 in time for the 10-year anniversary of the strip, the stress of his woman troubles instead drove him to more angry fits of railing against his fans. He even compared them to the trolls that constantly torment him, which is probably the closest Chris has ever been to realizing the truth about his "TRUE and LOYAL fanbase."
Events of March 2010
- 01 March - In his first Twittered Captain's Log, Chris inform us that Bob Chandler is hospitalized due to congestive heart failure, that he's under lots of stress and that he will release the issue of Sonichu 11 in time for its tenth anniversary.
- 02 March - Chris posts two new videos. None of them mention his father.
- 03 March - Evan releases an email from Chris regarding his murder.
- 04 March - Evan releases a second email discussing his brutal killing.
- 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on Twitter. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new LittleBigPlanet level to go along with it.
- 09 March - Using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, /cwc/ trolls manage to dox Chris's new lady friend. Immediately her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of slash yaoi fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.
- 10 March - Damian Antaria, Chris's latest gal-pal, finds out about the CWCki and tries to break contact with Chris, eventually telling him that she has found a boyfriend.
- 10 March - Furious, Chris releases A message to the Trolls, regarding trolls contacting his newest Gal-Pal.
- 10 March - Chris adds a message to the CWCipedia discussing his discovery of CWCki and threatens to cause trouble if the pages on his family and "friends" is not removed before 12 March at midnight.
- 11 March - Chris adds in a second message telling trolls to watch their backs.
- 14 March - Chris uploads a video of video of him threatening Surfshack Tito whilst wearing a kilt. Later, he pleads with the Wallflower to be his girlfriend, and reasons that she should sleep with him include the fact that his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.
- 14 March - Chris extends his deadline for the CWCki to 31 March, citing the changes made for the Wallflower page, and demands that similar changes be applied to the pages of people he met IRL and his former sweethearts.
- 17 March - The 10th anniversary of Sonichu's creation. Trolls everywhere raise a glass in honor, and then weep bitterly.
- 17 March - Chris utterly loses it at Tito, with a fit of rage not seen for quite some time.
- 18 March - E-mails between Chris and Surfshack Tito are released on /cwc/, where Chris repeatedly calls Tito a "nigger" despite not knowing if Tito is black or not.
