September 2014
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September was the ninth month of 2014. His most active all year, Chris spent his time selling stuff on eBay--now including his famous medallions--to make money for his family. He also started directing more of his attention to his new sweetheart Catherine, being careful to hide her from public scrutiny. This month also signaled the start of the "Mr. Smith incident", which continued into the next month.
Events of September
- 2 September - Chris writes relationship vows for Catherine.
- 2 September - Chris takes $50 off the prices on his eBay sales.
- 3 September - Chris again states on Facebook that he is boycotting Sonic Boom due to the change of color to Sonic's arms.
- 5 September - Chris finds an antique display case of fake jerkop items and posts it on eBay.
- 5 September - Chris begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from Walmart.
- 5 September - Chris claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his Rental House.
- 5 September - Chris announces that shipping for eBay sales is delayed so that he can spend time with his girlfriend.
- 6 September - Chris screams on Facebook that the gun in the display case is fake, and that Ebay should not remove the listing.
- 6 September - The third anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.
- 6 September - Chris posts that this is the last day of his sale.
- 8 September - Chris posts on Facebook that his eBay sale is over.
- 9 September - Chris reverses himself and decides to continue the sale indefinitely.
- 9 September - Two documents about the house fire are released on the CWCki Forums.
- 9 September - Chris purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store and proudly displays them on Facebook.
- 9 September - Chris offers three new original drawings for sale.
- 10 September - Chris affirms on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a genuine sweetheart, and not a hooker.
- 10 September - Chris provides more details about his sale, and again begs people to give him money.
- 11 September - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.
- 12 September - Chris announces that he is now mass-producing the Sonichu medallion to sell on eBay.
- 12 September - Chris posts eShop codes for Super Smash Brothers.
- 12 September - Chris tries to clear up some questions about his new drawing expressing militant lesbian pride.
- 13 September - Chris attends a Pride Festival in Charlottesville. He has a good time.
- 13 September - Chris tries to redefine the word "gay" so that he doesn't feel uncomfortable. He wants bullied children to yell "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy!"
- 14 September - Chris creates 22 more medallions and lists them on eBay.
- 15 September - Chris again says he needs money because Barb needs dental work, which apparently costs $600.
- 16 September - Chris gets the Un-clit.
- 17 September - News of Chris's new piercing is leaked to the CWCki Forums.
- 18 September - Chris publicly discusses his un-clit on Facebook. He claims the piercing is where his clitoris would be if he were a woman, displaying his characteristic lack of anatomical knowledge.
- 18 September - Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook and attempts to extend his TrollBusters concept to cover LGBT rights.
- 19 September - Photos leak onto the CWCki Forums revealing that Chris has made a new CD for his new girlfriend.
- 20 September - Chris backs down on his attempt to redefine the word "gay." He apologizes for all the bad things he's said about gays in the past.
- 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer on his eBay items, and describes how he makes new medallions.
- 21 September - Chris puts up Son-Chu II and a BMW for sale on Craigslist.
- 23 September - Chris makes a permanent link to his Ebay account on his personal Facebook page.
- 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a Lego version of CWCville Shopping Center. The exact same day, his project appears on the Reddit subreddit r/shittykickstarters.
- 24 September - Chris buys a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook.
- 24 September - In connection with his used cars for sale, Chris posts Barb's phone number for all to see. He tells people not to harass her.
- 24 September - Chris says that his sales and his Kickstarter campaign are not scams.
- 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over Mr. Smith opening up cases against him on eBay. This eventually leads into more trouble the next month.
- 28 September - Chris posts about the Family Guy/The Simpsons crossover, mostly a scene featuring Meg. Not surprised?
- 28 September - Chris shares with Shaina his growing suspicion and paranoia about Colin.
- 29 September - Chris emails Colin and tells him to back off from Catherine.
- 30 September - Chris learns that his behavior towards Colin has angered Catherine, and he realizes that he screwed up.
- 30 September - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris's project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering people a brick with their name on it if they buy items worth 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to Mr. Smith, which leads to more eBay cases opened to him.