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==Events of 2015==
==Events of 2015==
*Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]]. Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
*Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]]. Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
*Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]] (in an ultimate twist of irony, in that year same-sex marriage was legalized in all of the U.S.), it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris had predicted that by 2015, he would have finally found his sweetheart, [[Lovely Weather]], whom he would be happily married to. [[Chris and reality|This didn't actually happen]].
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It did not happen, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it.
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It did not happen, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it.

Revision as of 21:09, 17 January 2016

Chris's self-portrait, 2015.

2015 was the 7th year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his house burning down last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. Most of the year was spent in the aftermath of 26 December 2014, Chris having served five court dates until finally, on October 15, he was given a $541 fine for court fees and a 180-day probation. Whether this all taught Chris a lesson or not is yet to be determined.

It was also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a crazy old hag than the woman he wants to be. In particular (and in a very ironic twist) Chris dyed his hair blue in July.

In November, it was revealed that Chris had come full circle with his old self, releasing a doxing video for the first time in years, patronizing a Kiwi Farms user for having created a parody game of Chris's life.

Events of 2015

  • Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail due to his recent incarceration. Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
  • In Sonichu 10, Chris had predicted that by 2015, he would have finally found his sweetheart, Lovely Weather, whom he would be happily married to. This didn't actually happen.
  • This is also the year that Chris claimed his father would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic dream.
  • This was also supposed to be the year of the Manchester High School 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in 2013 until he found out his gal-pals had been hired help. It did not happen, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it.
  • On 20 October 2015, Activision relaunched the Guitar Hero series with Guitar Hero Live.
Chris in January 2015.

January

Main article: January 2015
  • Chris moved back into his house with his mom.
Chris in February 2015.

February

Main article: February 2015
  • Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more medallions on eBay and turned 33.

March

Main article: March 2015
  • Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.
Chris at McDonald's in April 2015.

April

Main article: April 2015
  • Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own Sonichu Amiibo and sold them on Ebay.
Chris in May 2015

May

Main article: May 2015
  • A hearing took place on 7 May. Some Facebook comments from Kim Wilson indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

June

Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014
Main article: June 2015
  • Chris overreacts to Sonic Boom getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

July

Chris in July 2015
Main article: July 2015
  • 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

August

Chris turning heads at OmegaCon, August 2015
Main article: August 2015

Chris visited OmegaCon.

September

Main article: September 2015

Chris added new Sonichu pages for the first time in 5 years, continuing Sonichu #11.

October

Main article: October 2015
Chris in October

Chris claimed victory in the blue arms saga, added a dozen pages to Sonichu #11, apologized for his homophobia and started to revise Sonichu #1. Chris's final court case happens in this month, his punishment being a $541 court fee and a six-month suspended sentence.

November

Main article: November 2015
Chris in November, rocking the "spinster schoolteacher" look.

Chris returned to his classic self, uploading lots of threatening videos against Jeff/Francine.

December

Main article: December 2015
Chris and Pollo in December '15.

Chris continued raging against Gamestop and made several new videos, including A little song and dance and some Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas.