July 2016

Christine's license and "woman card."

July was the seventh month of 2016. Chris spent most of this month dealing with money issues. He tried various hustles, even encouraging his mother to make a video request on YouTube. In the second half of the month, to the shock and terror of many fans and onlookers, Chris horrifyingly sliced open his own taint with a knife and claimed the wound was a labia that he had supposedly created through the magic of Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis. Alas, this proved not to be the case, and he remained trapped in his accursed male body into the next month after being pressured to go to the ER by Marvin.

Posts from this month

Facebook

• July 2016 Facebook posts

Reddit

• Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)?

eBay

• July 2016 Sales Listings

Videos from this month

• Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4
• Announcement 20160709
• HELP, PLEASE!
• Comic relief for money right now
• By random request; I still need money, please
• Thank you.
• Donations Further Requested, Please
• Update 20160718
• Announcement 07202016
• Paid Video Requests
• Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"

Events

• 1 July - Chris pays his court costs of $541, presumably with his tugboat, which arrives at the start of each month.
• 3 July - In a Reddit post, Chris contemplates the idea of cutting one's taint open to make "a new hole to play with," foreshadowing the horrifying event to come within the next few weeks.
• 8 July - Chris uploads to YouTube his video Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4, in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations.
• 9 July - Chris uploads a video in which he complains about having to take care of Barb, his dogs, and his cats.
• 10 July - On Facebook, Chris asks for $20 or $50, whatever you can spare, really.
• 10 July - Chris posts three short videos in which he begs for cash and mugs for the camera: HELP, PLEASE!!!, Comic relief for money right now, and By random request; I still need money, please.
• 11 July - Chris releases another short video thanking his fans for the $20 he's received and, of course, asking for more.
• 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on Facebook about how Knuckles is portrayed on Sonic Boom.
• 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on Facebook.
• 13 July - Barb is in a begging video.
• 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on Facebook saying that he is stressed, dizzy, and anxious.
• 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is kind. He claims it makes him sexy.
• 13 July - Chris posts his Miitomo Friend code on Facebook.
• 13 July - Chris lists on eBay a promotional Pokemon card he won in a contest in 2000.
• 14 July - Chris puts two more old Pokemon cards up for sale on eBay for $100 each.
• 15 July - Chris lashes out on Facebook against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs. He also cuts open his groin and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching have worked and that he's grown a "labia."
• 17 July - On Facebook, Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life.
• 18 July - Chris posts a video shout-out for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the Captain's Log opening since 2010.
• 20 July - Chris uploads a video answering several questions regarding the paid video requests.
• 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for $7 worth of junk food with only $5. A field agent behind him gives him $2 to pay for the rest, but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store without paying the remainder.
• 20 July - Chris posts a paid video request in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head.
• 20 July - Chris uploads a video of himself reading copypasta.
• 21 July - Chris posts another paid video in which he wishes happy birthday to fan Nathan.
• 21 July - Fulfilling another request for a paid video, Chris posts Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare featuring another famous copypasta.
• 22 July - In a video, Chris sings The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" in exchange for money.
• 22 July - Chris posts "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies", a paid video request in which he shimmies around and grabs his tits.
• 22 July - Chris uploads another paid video in which he sings a song for fan Elisabeth.
• 22 July - Chris posts a paid video involving special messages for one Stephen.
• 23 July - Chris angrily claims on Facebook that he does not wear diapers, claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a recent video revealed only panties and pantyliner.
• 23 July - Chris receives two strikes and is temporarily banned from Youtube for uploading the previously mentioned Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies video. Chris of course decides to blame the individual who paid him to make the video instead of himself for uploading the offensive content in the first place.
• 24 July - Chris proudly announces his self-inflicted taint wound on Facebook and encourages people to view the photos on Imgur.
• 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his "labia" examined and it is not infected.
• 24 July - Chris posts on Facebook a photo of his new driver's license and a "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton's campaign.
• 24 July - In a Facebook post he would quickly remove, Chris lies that the Un-clit 2.0 photos were fakes.
• 26 July - Chris uploads a Paid Video Request Reminder announcing that his YouTube ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos.
• 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on body shaming and transgender issues.
• 28 July - Chris records a paid video request wishing a happy birthday to a BellyBoi69.
• 28 July - Chris tells his Facebook followers that he likes Steven Universe.
• 28 July - Chris uploads Machine Romans, a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message.
• 29 July - Chris announces on Facebook that "household projects" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests.
• 30 July - Chris uploads a video in which he reads A Girl Who Brought Down the World.
• 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about A Girl Who Brought Down the World on Facebook.