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[[File:Chris chan sep14.jpg|thumb|Chris in September 2014]]
[[File:Pride 3.jpeg|thumb|250px|On '''13 September 2014''',Chris expresses gay pride in the best way possible.]]
'''September''' is the ninth month of the year. His most active all year, Chris spent his time in September mostly selling stuff on [[eBay]] to get money for his family income, especially after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]. He also started directing more of his attention to a new [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|sweetheart-to-be]].
[[File:WACS 1.JPG|thumb|250px|On '''17 September 2014''', Chris sells one of his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original drawings]].]]
[[File:Kickstarter 9.jpg|thumb|200px|On '''23 September 2014''', Chris's announces a [[Kickstarter]].]]
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|thumb|On '''30 September 2014''', Chris is angry.]]
'''September''' was the ninth month of '''[[2014]]'''. His most active all year, Chris spent his time selling stuff on [[eBay]]--now including his famous [[medallions]]--to make money for his family. He also started directing more of his attention to his new [[sweetheart]] [[Catherine]], being careful to hide her from public scrutiny. This month also signaled the start of the "Mr. Smith incident," which continued into the [[October 2014|next month]].


==Events of September==
==Events of September==
* 1 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he wore a special perfume on his first date.
* '''2 September'''
* 2 September - Chris takes [[Monthly tugboat|$50]] off the prices on his [[eBay]] sales.
** Chris writes relationship vows for [[Catherine]].
* 3 September - Chris announces he will boycott ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' on [[Facebook]], due to the change of colour to Sonic's arms. He also promotes some eBay sales on Facebook.
** Chris takes [[Monthly tugboat|$50]] off the prices on his [[eBay]] sales.
* 4 September - Chris finds an antique display case of fake [[jerkop]] items and sells it on eBay. He also begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], and claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his [[Rental House]] - probably a [[lies|lie]].
* '''3 September''' - Chris again states on [[Facebook]] that he is boycotting ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' due to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|change of color to Sonic's arms]].
* 5 September - Shipping for eBay sales is delayed by Chris due to him spending time with his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]].
* '''5 September'''
* 6 September - The third anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death from heart failure.
** Chris finds an antique display case of fake [[jerkop]] items and posts it on eBay.  
* 8 September - Chris posts on Facebook that one of his eBay sales is over.
** Chris begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]].
* 9 September - Two documents about the fire are released on the CWCki Forums. Also, Chris permanently prices cuts one of his eBay sales to $150 instead of $200, and purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store.  
** Chris claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his [[Rental House]].
* 10 September - Chris adds another picture to his Facebook photo album, depicting him smiling with the HRC logo in the bottom left corner. He also sells a drawing dedicated to "''the brave women of all kinds that have braved [...] the torturous pains from being institutionalized up to the late 1800s for being Lesbians,''" and affirms on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a [[Honest Content|genuine]] [[sweetheart]], and not [[Hooker incident|a hooker]].
** Chris announces that shipping for eBay sales is delayed so that he can spend time with his [[Catherine|girlfriend]].
* 11 September - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.
* '''6 September'''
* 12 September - Chris announces he has obtained the materials to produce yet another [[Sonichu medallion]], and to eventually begin mass-producing them to sell on eBay.
** Chris screams on Facebook that the gun in the display case is fake, and that eBay should not remove the listing.
* 13 September - Chris announces that he now is able to say the word "[[gay]]" without feeling uncomfortable...but in its original definitions (i.e.: happy, bright) only. He also goes to the Pride Festival, and in his sagaciousness advises bullied LGBT children to yell "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy! [[My Little Pony|Rainbooms rock!]]" at their bully.
** The third anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death from heart failure.
* 14 September - Chris creates 22 more medallions and lists them on eBay.
** Chris posts that this is the last day of his sale.
* 15 September - Chris says he needs money because [[Chris|Barb]] needs [[Lego|"dental work"]], which apparently costs $600.
* '''8 September''' - Chris posts on Facebook that his eBay sale is over.
* 16 September - Chris gets the [[Un-clit]], and shows a graphic picture of female-on-female sex on Facebook, showing that he still hasn't [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|learned]] [[Giant Penis Comic|from]] [[An Ol' Classic Dream|many]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|of]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|his]] [[Chris Sex Videos|past]] [[ShecameforCWC|mis]][[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|takes]]. He claims the piercing is where his clitoris would be if he were a female, contradicting having said it was on his "taint" (perineum), displaying his characteristic lack of anatomical knowledge.
* '''9 September'''
* 18 September - Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook, signing that maybe he really ''is'' changing for better or worse (unlikely, since he has only begun to care about it since it [[Chris and Ego|threatened him personally]].
** Chris reverses himself and decides to continue the sale indefinitely.
* 19 September - Photos leak onto the [[CWCki Forums]] revealing that Chris has made a new [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD]] for his new girlfriend.
** Two documents about the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] are released on the [[CWCki Forums]].  
* 20 September - After some of his [[white knight]]s get confused by the first post on the 13th, Chris clears it up (or tries to, which predictably results in more bizarre claims and self-contradiction).
** Chris purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store and proudly displays them on Facebook.
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a BMW on [[Craigslist]].
** Chris offers three new [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original drawings]] for sale.
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
** Chris offers support to lesbians in a Facebook comment on a Human Rights Campaign page.
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number, (434)-760-0231, for all to see. Whether or not some [[trolls]] and [[weens]] will do [[prank calls]] onto the number remains to be seen.
* '''10 September'''
* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening (entirely justified) eBay cases to him.
** Chris affirms on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a genuine [[sweetheart]], not [[Hooker incident|a hooker]].
* 28 September - Chris posts about the ''[[Family Guy]]''/''[[The Simpsons]]'' crossover, extolling a section featuring Meg. Not surprised?
** Chris provides more details about his sale, and again begs people to give him money.
* 30 September - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris's project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering people, in a powerful display of magnanimousness and generosity, ''brick with their name on it'' if they buy items worth 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him).
* '''[[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]]''' - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.
* '''12 September'''
** Chris announces that he is now mass-producing the [[Sonichu medallion]] to sell on eBay.
** Chris posts eShop codes for Super Smash Bros.
** Chris tries to clear up some questions about his new drawing expressing militant lesbian pride.
* '''13 September'''
** Chris attends a [[Cville Pride|Pride Festival]] in [[Charlottesville]]. He has a good time.
** Chris tries to redefine the word "[[gay]]" so that he doesn't feel uncomfortable. He wants bullied children to yell "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy!"
** Chris discusses his Pride Festival attendance on his [[Brassieres For Males]] Facebook page, noting that he wears a [[Muscle bra|bra]] every day.
* '''14 September''' - Chris creates 22 more [[medallions]] and lists them on eBay.
* '''15 September''' - Chris again says he needs money because [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] needs dental work, which apparently costs $600.
* '''16 September''' - Chris gets the [[Un-clit]].
* '''17 September'''
** News of Chris's new piercing is leaked to the [[CWCki Forums]].
** Chris sells one of his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|drawings]], "Original Sonichu Drawing: WACs: Real American Heroines!, July 24, 2014."
* '''18 September'''
** Chris publicly discusses his [[un-clit]] on Facebook. He claims the piercing is where his clitoris would be if he were a woman, displaying his characteristic lack of anatomical knowledge.
** Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook and attempts to extend his [[TrollBusters]] concept to cover LGBT rights.
** Chris creates the framework used for creating his [[medallions]].
* '''19 September''' - Photos leak onto the [[CWCki Forums]] revealing that Chris has made a [[Three-Quarter Woman|new CD]] for his new girlfriend.
* '''20 September''' - Chris backs down on his attempt to redefine the word "gay." He [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] for all the bad things he's said about [[homos|gays]] in the past.
* '''21 September'''
** Chris posts way too much about a special offer on his eBay items, and describes how he makes new [[medallions]].  
** Chris puts up [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a BMW for sale on [[Craigslist]].
* '''23 September'''
** Chris makes a permanent link to his [[eBay]] account on his personal [[Facebook]] page.
** Chris announces he is creating a [[Kickstarter]] project so he can build a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. The ''exact same day'', his project appears on the Reddit subreddit r/shittykickstarters.
* '''24 September'''
** Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook.  
** In connection with his used cars for sale, Chris posts Barb's phone number for all to see. He tells people not to harass her.
** Chris says that his sales and his [[Kickstarter]] campaign [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]].
** Chris attends a meeting called "At Queer Health 101: LGBTQ Sexfest." 
* '''26 September'''
** Chris gets ticked off over Mr. Smith opening up cases against him on eBay, and publicly doxxes him on [[Facebook]].
** Chris mourns the end of support for the game PlayStation Home.
* '''27 September''' - Chris [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] for revealing Mr. Smith's information, but blames stress and the trolls.
* '''28 September'''
** Chris pulls an all-nighter to ship his Ebay products, and tells people not to open cases against him.
** Chris shares with [[Open Relationship E-mails|Shaina]] his growing suspicion and paranoia about [[Colin]].
* '''29 September'''
** Chris says he liked the ''[[Family Guy]]''/''[[The Simpsons]]'' crossover, especially a scene featuring Meg. Not surprised?
** - Chris emails Colin and tells him to back off from [[Catherine]].
* '''30 September'''
** Chris learns that his behavior towards Colin has angered [[Catherine]], and he realizes that he screwed up.
** [[Kickstarter]] announces it will suspend Chris's project for breaking its rules. Chris makes the appropriate revisions and notes the update on Facebook.
** Chris declares that Mr. Smith is a bully and sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion."  


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Latest revision as of 05:42, 30 December 2023

On 13 September 2014,Chris expresses gay pride in the best way possible.
On 17 September 2014, Chris sells one of his original drawings.
On 23 September 2014, Chris's announces a Kickstarter.
On 30 September 2014, Chris is angry.

September was the ninth month of 2014. His most active all year, Chris spent his time selling stuff on eBay--now including his famous medallions--to make money for his family. He also started directing more of his attention to his new sweetheart Catherine, being careful to hide her from public scrutiny. This month also signaled the start of the "Mr. Smith incident," which continued into the next month.

Events of September

  • 2 September
    • Chris writes relationship vows for Catherine.
    • Chris takes $50 off the prices on his eBay sales.
  • 3 September - Chris again states on Facebook that he is boycotting Sonic Boom due to the change of color to Sonic's arms.
  • 5 September
    • Chris finds an antique display case of fake jerkop items and posts it on eBay.
    • Chris begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from Walmart.
    • Chris claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his Rental House.
    • Chris announces that shipping for eBay sales is delayed so that he can spend time with his girlfriend.
  • 6 September
    • Chris screams on Facebook that the gun in the display case is fake, and that eBay should not remove the listing.
    • The third anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.
    • Chris posts that this is the last day of his sale.
  • 8 September - Chris posts on Facebook that his eBay sale is over.
  • 9 September
    • Chris reverses himself and decides to continue the sale indefinitely.
    • Two documents about the house fire are released on the CWCki Forums.
    • Chris purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store and proudly displays them on Facebook.
    • Chris offers three new original drawings for sale.
    • Chris offers support to lesbians in a Facebook comment on a Human Rights Campaign page.
  • 10 September
    • Chris affirms on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a genuine sweetheart, not a hooker.
    • Chris provides more details about his sale, and again begs people to give him money.
  • 11 September - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.
  • 12 September
    • Chris announces that he is now mass-producing the Sonichu medallion to sell on eBay.
    • Chris posts eShop codes for Super Smash Bros.
    • Chris tries to clear up some questions about his new drawing expressing militant lesbian pride.
  • 13 September
    • Chris attends a Pride Festival in Charlottesville. He has a good time.
    • Chris tries to redefine the word "gay" so that he doesn't feel uncomfortable. He wants bullied children to yell "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy!"
    • Chris discusses his Pride Festival attendance on his Brassieres For Males Facebook page, noting that he wears a bra every day.
  • 14 September - Chris creates 22 more medallions and lists them on eBay.
  • 15 September - Chris again says he needs money because Barb needs dental work, which apparently costs $600.
  • 16 September - Chris gets the Un-clit.
  • 17 September
    • News of Chris's new piercing is leaked to the CWCki Forums.
    • Chris sells one of his drawings, "Original Sonichu Drawing: WACs: Real American Heroines!, July 24, 2014."
  • 18 September
    • Chris publicly discusses his un-clit on Facebook. He claims the piercing is where his clitoris would be if he were a woman, displaying his characteristic lack of anatomical knowledge.
    • Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook and attempts to extend his TrollBusters concept to cover LGBT rights.
    • Chris creates the framework used for creating his medallions.
  • 19 September - Photos leak onto the CWCki Forums revealing that Chris has made a new CD for his new girlfriend.
  • 20 September - Chris backs down on his attempt to redefine the word "gay." He apologizes for all the bad things he's said about gays in the past.
  • 21 September
    • Chris posts way too much about a special offer on his eBay items, and describes how he makes new medallions.
    • Chris puts up Son-Chu II and a BMW for sale on Craigslist.
  • 23 September
    • Chris makes a permanent link to his eBay account on his personal Facebook page.
    • Chris announces he is creating a Kickstarter project so he can build a Lego version of CWCville Shopping Center. The exact same day, his project appears on the Reddit subreddit r/shittykickstarters.
  • 24 September
    • Chris buys a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook.
    • In connection with his used cars for sale, Chris posts Barb's phone number for all to see. He tells people not to harass her.
    • Chris says that his sales and his Kickstarter campaign are not scams.
    • Chris attends a meeting called "At Queer Health 101: LGBTQ Sexfest."
  • 26 September
    • Chris gets ticked off over Mr. Smith opening up cases against him on eBay, and publicly doxxes him on Facebook.
    • Chris mourns the end of support for the game PlayStation Home.
  • 27 September - Chris apologizes for revealing Mr. Smith's information, but blames stress and the trolls.
  • 28 September
    • Chris pulls an all-nighter to ship his Ebay products, and tells people not to open cases against him.
    • Chris shares with Shaina his growing suspicion and paranoia about Colin.
  • 29 September
    • Chris says he liked the Family Guy/The Simpsons crossover, especially a scene featuring Meg. Not surprised?
    • - Chris emails Colin and tells him to back off from Catherine.
  • 30 September
    • Chris learns that his behavior towards Colin has angered Catherine, and he realizes that he screwed up.
    • Kickstarter announces it will suspend Chris's project for breaking its rules. Chris makes the appropriate revisions and notes the update on Facebook.
    • Chris declares that Mr. Smith is a bully and sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion."
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