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'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]]. | '''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]]. Chris spent most of this month dealing with [[Financhu Crisis|money issues]]. He tried various hustles, even encouraging his [[Barb|mother]] to make a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video request]] on [[YouTube]]. In the second half of the month, to the shock and terror of many [[fans]] and onlookers, Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|horrifyingly sliced open his own taint with a knife]] and claimed the wound was a labia that he had supposedly created through the magic of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. Alas, this proved not to be the case, and he remained trapped in his accursed male body into the next month after being pressured to go to the ER by [[Marvin]]. | ||
==Events== | ==Events== | ||
* 1 July - Chris | * 1 July - Chris pays his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]], which arrives at the start of each month. | ||
* 3 July - In a [[Reddit]] post, Chris contemplates the idea of cutting one's taint open to make "a new hole to play with," foreshadowing the horrifying event to come within the next few weeks. | |||
* 8 July - Chris uploads to [[YouTube]] his video [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]], in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations. | * 8 July - Chris uploads to [[YouTube]] his video [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]], in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations. | ||
* 9 July - Chris uploads a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] in which he complains about having to take care of [[Barb]], his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], and his [[Chandler Cats|cats]]. | * 9 July - Chris uploads a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] in which he complains about having to take care of [[Barb]], his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], and his [[Chandler Cats|cats]]. | ||
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* 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on [[Facebook]] about how Knuckles is portrayed on [[Sonic Boom]]. | * 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on [[Facebook]] about how Knuckles is portrayed on [[Sonic Boom]]. | ||
* 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on [[Facebook]]. | * 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on [[Facebook]]. | ||
* 13 July - | * 13 July - [[Barb]] is in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]]. | ||
* 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on [[Facebook]] saying that he is [[stress|stressed]], dizzy, and anxious. | * 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on [[Facebook]] saying that he is [[stress|stressed]], dizzy, and anxious. | ||
* 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is [[Chris and Anger|kind]]. He claims it makes him sexy. | * 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is [[Chris and Anger|kind]]. He claims it makes him sexy. | ||
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* 13 July - Chris lists on [[eBay]] a promotional [[Pokemon]] card he won in a [[contest]] in [[2000]]. | * 13 July - Chris lists on [[eBay]] a promotional [[Pokemon]] card he won in a [[contest]] in [[2000]]. | ||
* 14 July - Chris puts two more old [[Pokemon]] cards up for sale on [[eBay]] for $100 each. | * 14 July - Chris puts two more old [[Pokemon]] cards up for sale on [[eBay]] for $100 each. | ||
* 15 July - Chris lashes out on [[Facebook]] against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs. | * 15 July - Chris lashes out on [[Facebook]] against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs. He also [[Self-inflicted taint wound|cuts open his groin]] and thinks it means the [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnosis videos]] he's been watching have worked and that he's grown a "labia." | ||
* 17 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life. | * 17 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life. | ||
* 18 July - Chris posts a [[Update 20160718|video shout-out]] for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the [[Captain's Log]] opening since [[2010]]. | * 18 July - Chris posts a [[Update 20160718|video shout-out]] for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the [[Captain's Log]] opening since [[2010]]. | ||
* 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for | * 20 July - Chris uploads [[Announcement 07202016|a video]] answering several questions regarding the paid video requests. | ||
* 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for $7 worth of [[Chris and health|junk food]] [[Chris and money|with only $5]]. A field agent behind him gives him $2 to pay for the rest, but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store [[Honor roll|without paying]] the remainder. | |||
* 20 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|paid video request]] in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head. | * 20 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|paid video request]] in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head. | ||
* 20 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|video]] of himself reading copypasta. | * 20 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|video]] of himself reading copypasta. | ||
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* 22 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|paid video]] involving special messages for one Stephen. | * 22 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|paid video]] involving special messages for one Stephen. | ||
* 23 July - Chris angrily claims on [[Facebook]] that he does not wear [[Butt garments|diapers]], claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|recent video]] revealed only panties and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantyliner]]. | * 23 July - Chris angrily claims on [[Facebook]] that he does not wear [[Butt garments|diapers]], claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|recent video]] revealed only panties and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantyliner]]. | ||
* 23 July - Chris is temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from | * 23 July - Chris receives two strikes and is temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from Youtube for uploading the previously mentioned [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]] video. Chris [[Chris and his ego|of course]] decides to [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|blame the individual]] who paid him to make the video instead of himself for uploading the offensive content in the first place. | ||
* 24 July - Chris [[ | * 24 July - Chris proudly announces his [[self-inflicted taint wound]] on [[Facebook]] and encourages people to view the [[Un-clit 2.0#Photos of the wound|photos]] on Imgur. | ||
* 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]] examined and it is not infected. | * 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]] examined and it is not infected. | ||
* 24 July - | * 24 July - Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card|posts on Facebook]] a photo of his new driver's license and a "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton's campaign. | ||
* 24 July - In a [[Facebook]] post he would quickly remove, Chris [[lies]] that the [[Un-clit 2.0]] photos were fakes. | * 24 July - In a [[Facebook]] post he would quickly remove, Chris [[lies]] that the [[Un-clit 2.0]] photos were fakes. | ||
* 26 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Request Reminder]] announcing that his [[YouTube]] ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos. | * 26 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Request Reminder]] announcing that his [[YouTube]] ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos. | ||
* 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on [[Obesity|body shaming]] and [[ | * 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on [[Obesity|body shaming]] and [[Hermaphrodite|transgender issues]]. | ||
* 28 July - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] followers that he likes [[ | * 28 July - Chris records [[Paid Video Requests#Birthday Greetings for BellyBoi69|a paid video request]] wishing a happy birthday to a BellyBoi69. | ||
* 28 July - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] followers that he likes [[Steven Universe]]. | |||
* 28 July - Chris uploads [[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]], a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message. | * 28 July - Chris uploads [[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]], a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message. | ||
* 29 July - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that "household projects" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests. | * 29 July - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that "[[Chores|household projects]]" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests. | ||
* 30 July - Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''. | * 30 July - Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''. | ||
* 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] on [[Facebook]]. | * 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] on [[Facebook]]. | ||
==Activity== | |||
===Posts=== | |||
*[[July 2016 Facebook posts]] | |||
*[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)|Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)?]] | |||
===Sales=== | |||
*[[2016 Sales Listings#July|July 2016 Sales Listings]] | |||
===Videos=== | |||
*[[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]] | |||
*[[Announcement 20160709]] | |||
*[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!]] | |||
*[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]] | |||
*[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]] | |||
*[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|Thank you.]] | |||
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]] | |||
*[[Update 20160718]] | |||
*[[Announcement 07202016]] | |||
*[[Paid Video Requests]] | |||
*[[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"]] | |||
{{Timeline}} | {{Timeline}} | ||
Latest revision as of 15:27, 29 March 2025
Christine's license and "woman card."
July was the seventh month of 2016. Chris spent most of this month dealing with money issues. He tried various hustles, even encouraging his mother to make a video request on YouTube. In the second half of the month, to the shock and terror of many fans and onlookers, Chris horrifyingly sliced open his own taint with a knife and claimed the wound was a labia that he had supposedly created through the magic of Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis. Alas, this proved not to be the case, and he remained trapped in his accursed male body into the next month after being pressured to go to the ER by Marvin.
Events
- 1 July - Chris pays his court costs of $541, presumably with his tugboat, which arrives at the start of each month.
- 3 July - In a Reddit post, Chris contemplates the idea of cutting one's taint open to make "a new hole to play with," foreshadowing the horrifying event to come within the next few weeks.
- 8 July - Chris uploads to YouTube his video Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4, in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations.
- 9 July - Chris uploads a video in which he complains about having to take care of Barb, his dogs, and his cats.
- 10 July - On Facebook, Chris asks for $20 or $50, whatever you can spare, really.
- 10 July - Chris posts three short videos in which he begs for cash and mugs for the camera: HELP, PLEASE!!!, Comic relief for money right now, and By random request; I still need money, please.
- 11 July - Chris releases another short video thanking his fans for the $20 he's received and, of course, asking for more.
- 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on Facebook about how Knuckles is portrayed on Sonic Boom.
- 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on Facebook.
- 13 July - Barb is in a begging video.
- 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on Facebook saying that he is stressed, dizzy, and anxious.
- 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is kind. He claims it makes him sexy.
- 13 July - Chris posts his Miitomo Friend code on Facebook.
- 13 July - Chris lists on eBay a promotional Pokemon card he won in a contest in 2000.
- 14 July - Chris puts two more old Pokemon cards up for sale on eBay for $100 each.
- 15 July - Chris lashes out on Facebook against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs. He also cuts open his groin and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching have worked and that he's grown a "labia."
- 17 July - On Facebook, Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life.
- 18 July - Chris posts a video shout-out for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the Captain's Log opening since 2010.
- 20 July - Chris uploads a video answering several questions regarding the paid video requests.
- 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for $7 worth of junk food with only $5. A field agent behind him gives him $2 to pay for the rest, but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store without paying the remainder.
- 20 July - Chris posts a paid video request in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head.
- 20 July - Chris uploads a video of himself reading copypasta.
- 21 July - Chris posts another paid video in which he wishes happy birthday to fan Nathan.
- 21 July - Fulfilling another request for a paid video, Chris posts Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare featuring another famous copypasta.
- 22 July - In a video, Chris sings The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" in exchange for money.
- 22 July - Chris posts "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies", a paid video request in which he shimmies around and grabs his tits.
- 22 July - Chris uploads another paid video in which he sings a song for fan Elisabeth.
- 22 July - Chris posts a paid video involving special messages for one Stephen.
- 23 July - Chris angrily claims on Facebook that he does not wear diapers, claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a recent video revealed only panties and pantyliner.
- 23 July - Chris receives two strikes and is temporarily banned from Youtube for uploading the previously mentioned Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies video. Chris of course decides to blame the individual who paid him to make the video instead of himself for uploading the offensive content in the first place.
- 24 July - Chris proudly announces his self-inflicted taint wound on Facebook and encourages people to view the photos on Imgur.
- 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his "labia" examined and it is not infected.
- 24 July - Chris posts on Facebook a photo of his new driver's license and a "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton's campaign.
- 24 July - In a Facebook post he would quickly remove, Chris lies that the Un-clit 2.0 photos were fakes.
- 26 July - Chris uploads a Paid Video Request Reminder announcing that his YouTube ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos.
- 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on body shaming and transgender issues.
- 28 July - Chris records a paid video request wishing a happy birthday to a BellyBoi69.
- 28 July - Chris tells his Facebook followers that he likes Steven Universe.
- 28 July - Chris uploads Machine Romans, a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message.
- 29 July - Chris announces on Facebook that "household projects" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests.
- 30 July - Chris uploads a video in which he reads A Girl Who Brought Down the World.
- 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about A Girl Who Brought Down the World on Facebook.
Activity
Posts
Sales
Videos
- Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4
- Announcement 20160709
- HELP, PLEASE!
- Comic relief for money right now
- By random request; I still need money, please
- Thank you.
- Donations Further Requested, Please
- Update 20160718
- Announcement 07202016
- Paid Video Requests
- Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"