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[[Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|thumb|On '''27 June 2006''', [[Patti]] dies.]] | [[Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|thumb|On '''27 June 2006''', [[Patti]] dies.]] | ||
'''2006''' was the year where [[Chris]] turned 24 years old. This year shows several important developments within his behavior that are now seen as typical. | |||
First, Christian | First, Christian gets progressively more clingy towards [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. She repeatedly [[Megan emails, 2005-2006|tells him off via e-mail]], but to no avail. | ||
Second, he begins the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of [[Chris and money|debt]]. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, [[sex toys]], [[My Little Pony]] | Second, he begins the conspicuous consumption that would [[Financhu Crisis|eventually]] get him into a significant amount of [[Chris and money|debt]]. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, [[sex toys]], [[My Little Pony]] figures<!--Y doesn't change to IE when pluralizing a proper name-->, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like [[eBay]] and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in [[card game]]-related activities. | ||
In 2006, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the [[sub-episodes]]. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], no more sub-episodes | In 2006, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the [[sub-episodes]]. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], no more sub-episodes were made, though Chris made up for it by simply folding events analogous to those in real life into the main storyline instead. | ||
==Events of 2006== | ==Events of 2006== | ||
===January=== | ===January=== | ||
* January | * '''2 January''' - A woman thanks Chris for the add in a [[MySpace]] comment. | ||
* January | * '''9 January''' - Chris bids on two different sets of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' figurines on eBay. | ||
* January | * '''10 January''' - Chris bids on ''Sailor Moon'' figurines on eBay. | ||
* January | * '''15 January''' - Chris bids on 16 "cute" ''Sailor Moon'' figurines. | ||
* January | * '''16 January''' - Chris bids on a large plush toy of Spyro the Dragon. | ||
===February=== | ===February=== | ||
* February | * '''14 February''' - Someone named Danielle wishes Chris a Happy Valentine's Day on MySpace. | ||
* February | * '''19 February''' | ||
* | ** Chris bids on a Jenna Jameson Strip Poker Plug & Play TV Game on [[eBay]], marking his first of many [[Sex toys|porn]] bids. | ||
* February 24 - Chris turns 24. He updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] and [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]. A MySpace friend leaves a comment wishing him happy birthday | ** A MySpace friend tells Chris he wasn't making fun of him by comparing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] to [[Star Wars]]. | ||
* February | * '''20 February''' - [[My Coke Rewards]] launches, giving Chris an opportunity to reward himself for drinking shitloads of soda everyday. | ||
* '''24 February''' - Chris turns 24, celebrating with a party held at the GAMe PLACe. He updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] and [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]. A MySpace friend leaves a comment wishing him happy birthday. He also bids on 29 German WWII photos on eBay. | |||
* '''28 February''' - Chris bids on 29 more German WWII photos on eBay. | |||
===March=== | ===March=== | ||
* March 13 - [[Megan]] tells Chris he's a terrific person, but she's not interested in a relationship with him or anyone. | * '''sometime in March''' - A reply to Chris's letter appears in ''[[Shojo Beat]]''. | ||
* March 26 - Chris draws a [[Sailor Megtune]] card. | * '''13 March''' - [[Megan]] tells Chris he's a terrific person, but she's not interested in a relationship with him or anyone. | ||
* March | * '''21 March''' - Chris finishes his [[CWCville Shopping Center]] [[CADD]] project. | ||
* '''26 March''' - Chris draws a [[Sailor Megtune]] card. | |||
* '''31 March''' - Chris bids on a blue Nintendo DS (with ''Nintendogs'') on eBay. | |||
===April=== | ===April=== | ||
* April | * '''14 April''' - Chris bids on a lot of 97 ''Sailor Moon'' Imperfect cards. | ||
* April | * '''22 April''' - [[Megan]] finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS, even though she already got one for herself. | ||
* April | * '''24 April''' - Chris wins 2 ''Sailor Moon'' Graffiti 8 Cards on eBay. | ||
* April | * '''29 April''' - According to one source, Christian draws [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]. | ||
===May=== | ===May=== | ||
* May | * '''1 May''' - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers. | ||
* May | * '''2 May''' - Chris bids on and wins 29 German WWII photos on eBay for Megan. | ||
* May | * '''3 May''' - Megan tells Chris that he's not a loser just because she doesn't want a relationship with him. She reiterates that she likes being independent. Chris bids on and wins 30 German WWII photos and an ''[[Hentai|Anime Fiction]]'' Volume 1 and 2 DVD Disc Set on eBay. | ||
* May | * '''4 May''' - Chris bids on an additional 30 German WWII photos on eBay, and apparently does not win them. | ||
* May | * '''6 May''' - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He [[Donald Duck impersonation|talks with the ducks]]. | ||
* May | * '''7 May''' - Chris again asks Megan for her phone number. | ||
* May | * '''12 May''' - Christian finally graduates from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] with his [[CADD]] degree. He wears his [[high school]] graduation robe and his [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] [[medallion]] to the ceremony. | ||
* May | * '''13 May''' - Chris wins a ''Sailor Moon'' Gashapon figurine on eBay. | ||
* May | * '''22 May''' - Megan again tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".<ref>Based on date in [[:File:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg]]</ref> | ||
* May | * '''24 May''' - According to the CWCipedia, Chris draws [[Sonichu #5|''Sonichu'' #5]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_1]</ref> | ||
* May | * '''26 May''' - Chris designs his "CWC Spells Quick Spells!" [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card. He also wins a Sage's Stone Yu-Gi-Oh card on eBay. | ||
===June=== | ===June=== | ||
* June | * '''2 June''' - Chris wins a Toon Dark Magician Girl Yu-Gi-Oh card on eBay. | ||
* June | * '''5 June''' - Megan comments on a series of pictures of [[CWCville]] that Chris had sent to her. Chris also wins a 1994 ''Sailor Moon'' game for the Game Boy on eBay. | ||
* June | * '''10 June''' - Megan tells Chris he should relax around her and not focus on finding love. | ||
* June | * '''16 June''' - Chris wins a 1992 ''Sailor Moon'' game for the Game Boy on eBay. | ||
* June | * '''25 June''' - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love. | ||
* June | * '''27 June''' - Christian's dog, [[Patti]], dies. | ||
* June | * '''28 June''' - [[Patti]]'s funeral. Chris reads a eulogy. | ||
===July=== | ===July=== | ||
* July | * '''4 July''' - Christian draws [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]. | ||
* July | * '''6 July''' - Chris bids on and wins 2 boxes of Topps [[Twin Falling Towers|Enduring Freedom]] cards from 2001 and some Iraqi's Most Wanted cards on eBay. | ||
* July | * '''12 July''' - Chris wins at least 13 ''Sailor Moon'' cards on eBay. | ||
* July | * '''15 July''' - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies. | ||
* July | * '''18 July''' - Undeterred, Chris adds a "My Little Pony: Friendship Ball - Star Catcher with VHS" item to his Amazon Wish List. | ||
* July | * '''19 July''' - Chris offers money for a My Little Pony Star Catcher Pegasus MIB with Video on eBay. | ||
* July | * '''26 July''' - Chris bids on a My Little Pony Star Catcher on eBay. | ||
* July | * '''28 July''' - Chris bids on a My Little Pony Star Catcher MIP MIB mint (with video) on eBay. | ||
===August=== | ===August=== | ||
* August - On the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]], Chris complains about the unclothed males appearing in '' | * '''August''' - On the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]], Chris complains about the unclothed males appearing in ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}''. | ||
* August | * '''3 August''' - Megan tells Chris that she found a German soldier in an old WWII photo handsome. Chris is devastated. | ||
* August | * '''6 August''' - Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]. He also places two bids on a My Little Pony Rainbow Dash II with Charm (2003 release) on eBay. | ||
* August | * '''7 August''' - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude towards [[JERKS|men]]. | ||
* August | * '''14 August''' - Chris revises [[Story of My Current Days]], and adds information about his most recent exploits. | ||
* August | * '''20 August''' - A MySpace friend thanks Chris for the add in a brief comment. | ||
* August | * '''23 August''' - Another MySpace friend apologizes that he/she can't help Chris with his [[Sweetheart Search]]. | ||
* August | * '''27 August''' - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his MySpace guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every [[Charlottesville]] girl that doesn't want him on MySpace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him. | ||
* August | * '''29 August''' - Chris asks about custom [[My Little Pony]] figures on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]]. | ||
===September=== | ===September=== | ||
* September | * '''4 September''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 79. | ||
* September | * '''5 September''' - Chris posts on his [[MySpace]] blog explaining at length all the women he finds distasteful. | ||
* September | * '''14 September''' - Chris sends a copied eulogy for Patti [[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006|via email]] to [[Anna]]. | ||
* September | * '''16 September''' - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll (It's an ass-lovers dream come true). He also buys a Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring in White. | ||
* September | * '''17 September''' - Chris buys "Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys", "Space Nuts", "rawhide 2-Disc Collector's Set" and the Adam & Eve Starter Kit. | ||
* September | * '''21 September''' - Chris founds the Sonichu Group on [[MySpace]]. | ||
* September | * '''22 September''' - Chris posts the "First Offical Sonichu Group Bulliten" in the Sonichu Group. He opens a "Suggestions" topic in the group forum. | ||
===October=== | ===October=== | ||
* October | [[File:JailArt9-19-22.jpg|thumb|Chris, in 2022, imagines a conversation with Chris of October 2006, complete with his [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|vertical blue-white-yellow striped shirt]].]] | ||
* October | |||
* October | * '''1 October''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 65, and is eligible to receive retired worker beneficiaries. | ||
* '''4 October''' - A MySpace friend tells Chris he likes "[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]", and asks for a link. | |||
* '''17 October''' - Chris leaves a few comments on his [[PSN Blogs]] about the [[PS3]] and the [[PSP]]. | |||
* '''23 October''' - Adult Swim launches the "What would you do for a PS3?" [[Chris and contests|contest]]<ref>[https://www.animationmagazine.net/2006/10/co-promo-for-robot-chicken-playstation-3/]</ref> to promote the then-upcoming [[PlayStation 3]]. Winners of the contest would win a console as well an appearance on an episode of ''Robot Chicken''. | |||
===November=== | ===November=== | ||
* November | * '''9 November''' - A female MySpace friend tells Chris she's also a "kid at heart" and plugs her own music and website. | ||
* November 27 - A woman thanks Chris for the add in a MySpace comment. | * '''11 November''' - Sony releases the [[PlayStation 3]], and also launches the PlayStation Network. | ||
* November | * '''27 November''' - A woman thanks Chris for the add in a MySpace comment. | ||
* '''28 November''' - Christian shoots his [[Pixelated PS3]] video for Adult Swim's PS3 contest. | |||
===December=== | ===December=== | ||
* December | * '''25 December''' - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris has also stated that he had already stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15.) | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Latest revision as of 13:49, 20 November 2025
The Love Quest takes its toll...
Overview of Chris's eBay purchases during the first half of 2006.
On 27 June 2006, Patti dies.
2006 was the year where Chris turned 24 years old. This year shows several important developments within his behavior that are now seen as typical.
First, Christian gets progressively more clingy towards Megan. She repeatedly tells him off via e-mail, but to no avail.
Second, he begins the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of debt. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, sex toys, My Little Pony figures, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like eBay and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities.
In 2006, Barbara apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the sub-episodes. Therefore, after Sonichu #4, no more sub-episodes were made, though Chris made up for it by simply folding events analogous to those in real life into the main storyline instead.
Events of 2006
January
- 2 January - A woman thanks Chris for the add in a MySpace comment.
- 9 January - Chris bids on two different sets of Sailor Moon figurines on eBay.
- 10 January - Chris bids on Sailor Moon figurines on eBay.
- 15 January - Chris bids on 16 "cute" Sailor Moon figurines.
- 16 January - Chris bids on a large plush toy of Spyro the Dragon.
February
- 14 February - Someone named Danielle wishes Chris a Happy Valentine's Day on MySpace.
- 19 February
- Chris bids on a Jenna Jameson Strip Poker Plug & Play TV Game on eBay, marking his first of many porn bids.
- A MySpace friend tells Chris he wasn't making fun of him by comparing Sonic the Hedgehog to Star Wars.
- 20 February - My Coke Rewards launches, giving Chris an opportunity to reward himself for drinking shitloads of soda everyday.
- 24 February - Chris turns 24, celebrating with a party held at the GAMe PLACe. He updates CWC's Pokésite 2 and CWC's Sonichu Site!. A MySpace friend leaves a comment wishing him happy birthday. He also bids on 29 German WWII photos on eBay.
- 28 February - Chris bids on 29 more German WWII photos on eBay.
March
- sometime in March - A reply to Chris's letter appears in Shojo Beat.
- 13 March - Megan tells Chris he's a terrific person, but she's not interested in a relationship with him or anyone.
- 21 March - Chris finishes his CWCville Shopping Center CADD project.
- 26 March - Chris draws a Sailor Megtune card.
- 31 March - Chris bids on a blue Nintendo DS (with Nintendogs) on eBay.
April
- 14 April - Chris bids on a lot of 97 Sailor Moon Imperfect cards.
- 22 April - Megan finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS, even though she already got one for herself.
- 24 April - Chris wins 2 Sailor Moon Graffiti 8 Cards on eBay.
- 29 April - According to one source, Christian draws Sonichu #5.
May
- 1 May - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
- 2 May - Chris bids on and wins 29 German WWII photos on eBay for Megan.
- 3 May - Megan tells Chris that he's not a loser just because she doesn't want a relationship with him. She reiterates that she likes being independent. Chris bids on and wins 30 German WWII photos and an Anime Fiction Volume 1 and 2 DVD Disc Set on eBay.
- 4 May - Chris bids on an additional 30 German WWII photos on eBay, and apparently does not win them.
- 6 May - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He talks with the ducks.
- 7 May - Chris again asks Megan for her phone number.
- 12 May - Christian finally graduates from PVCC with his CADD degree. He wears his high school graduation robe and his Sonichu medallion to the ceremony.
- 13 May - Chris wins a Sailor Moon Gashapon figurine on eBay.
- 22 May - Megan again tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".[1]
- 24 May - According to the CWCipedia, Chris draws Sonichu #5.[2]
- 26 May - Chris designs his "CWC Spells Quick Spells!" Yu-Gi-Oh! card. He also wins a Sage's Stone Yu-Gi-Oh card on eBay.
June
- 2 June - Chris wins a Toon Dark Magician Girl Yu-Gi-Oh card on eBay.
- 5 June - Megan comments on a series of pictures of CWCville that Chris had sent to her. Chris also wins a 1994 Sailor Moon game for the Game Boy on eBay.
- 10 June - Megan tells Chris he should relax around her and not focus on finding love.
- 16 June - Chris wins a 1992 Sailor Moon game for the Game Boy on eBay.
- 25 June - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
- 27 June - Christian's dog, Patti, dies.
- 28 June - Patti's funeral. Chris reads a eulogy.
July
- 4 July - Christian draws Sonichu #6.
- 6 July - Chris bids on and wins 2 boxes of Topps Enduring Freedom cards from 2001 and some Iraqi's Most Wanted cards on eBay.
- 12 July - Chris wins at least 13 Sailor Moon cards on eBay.
- 15 July - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
- 18 July - Undeterred, Chris adds a "My Little Pony: Friendship Ball - Star Catcher with VHS" item to his Amazon Wish List.
- 19 July - Chris offers money for a My Little Pony Star Catcher Pegasus MIB with Video on eBay.
- 26 July - Chris bids on a My Little Pony Star Catcher on eBay.
- 28 July - Chris bids on a My Little Pony Star Catcher MIP MIB mint (with video) on eBay.
August
- August - On the Adult Swim message boards, Chris complains about the unclothed males appearing in Crayon Shin-chan.
- 3 August - Megan tells Chris that she found a German soldier in an old WWII photo handsome. Chris is devastated.
- 6 August - Chris updates CWC's Sonichu Site!. He also places two bids on a My Little Pony Rainbow Dash II with Charm (2003 release) on eBay.
- 7 August - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude towards men.
- 14 August - Chris revises Story of My Current Days, and adds information about his most recent exploits.
- 20 August - A MySpace friend thanks Chris for the add in a brief comment.
- 23 August - Another MySpace friend apologizes that he/she can't help Chris with his Sweetheart Search.
- 27 August - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his MySpace guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every Charlottesville girl that doesn't want him on MySpace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.
- 29 August - Chris asks about custom My Little Pony figures on the Adult Swim message boards.
September
- 4 September - Bob turns 79.
- 5 September - Chris posts on his MySpace blog explaining at length all the women he finds distasteful.
- 14 September - Chris sends a copied eulogy for Patti via email to Anna.
- 16 September - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll (It's an ass-lovers dream come true). He also buys a Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring in White.
- 17 September - Chris buys "Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys", "Space Nuts", "rawhide 2-Disc Collector's Set" and the Adam & Eve Starter Kit.
- 21 September - Chris founds the Sonichu Group on MySpace.
- 22 September - Chris posts the "First Offical Sonichu Group Bulliten" in the Sonichu Group. He opens a "Suggestions" topic in the group forum.
October
Chris, in 2022, imagines a conversation with Chris of October 2006, complete with his vertical blue-white-yellow striped shirt.
- 1 October - Barb turns 65, and is eligible to receive retired worker beneficiaries.
- 4 October - A MySpace friend tells Chris he likes "Yellow Is a Mellow Color", and asks for a link.
- 17 October - Chris leaves a few comments on his PSN Blogs about the PS3 and the PSP.
- 23 October - Adult Swim launches the "What would you do for a PS3?" contest[3] to promote the then-upcoming PlayStation 3. Winners of the contest would win a console as well an appearance on an episode of Robot Chicken.
November
- 9 November - A female MySpace friend tells Chris she's also a "kid at heart" and plugs her own music and website.
- 11 November - Sony releases the PlayStation 3, and also launches the PlayStation Network.
- 27 November - A woman thanks Chris for the add in a MySpace comment.
- 28 November - Christian shoots his Pixelated PS3 video for Adult Swim's PS3 contest.
December
- 25 December - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris has also stated that he had already stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15.)
