February 2012

February was the second month of 2012. It saw Chris's thirtieth birthday, a slew of unflattering videos made for Jackie, and a look into how he lives his life in a world full of Jews and locust infestations via his newly-public Facebook account.

Chris is not amused.

Chris throws together some art about dating education.

Events

• 1 February - Chris posts on Facebook that he is lonely and getting harassed by jerkops at Charlottesville Fashion Square.
• 2 February - Chris posts on Facebook that he is experiencing heartaches.
• 3 February - Chris tells Kim he is feeling better, and that his Lego minifig is sleeping with Olivia.
• 4 February - Chris writes on his Facebook account details about playing "hide and seek" with the jerkops and manajerk at Fashion Square Mall.
• 5 February
  • Chris is spotted in a Goodwill.
  • Chris publishes new photos on his Facebook account and announces that he will not accept friend requests from people he has not met in person.
  • Chris tells his Facebook friends that he recently saw Napoleon Dynamite since he remembered that the "homo" Andy Dick wasn't in it.
• 7 February - Chris cries about missing high school.
• 8 February - Jackie creates a Facebook profile, and Chris is very happy about reconnecting with her.
• 9 February - Chris posts on Facebook that he hopes he and Jackie can get back together again.
• 10 February - Chris post a picture of Lego avatars of himself and Jackie.
• 11 February
  • Chris expresses doubt that Jackie wants to renew a relationship with him.
  • Chris changes his voicemail greeting...again.
• 12 February - Chris tells his Facebook friends that they should send him birthday greetings, and that they are welcome to visit his yard on the day.
• 13 February - Chris flips off a jerkop, angering his mother.
• 17 February - Chris' plans for a charitable lemonade stand are discovered.
• 18 February - Chris suddenly realizes that Megan Schroeder was the "seed" behind all his trolling.
• 20 February - Chris doxxes Megan to his Facebook friends and tell them to bring her in for questioning by Rob Bell.
• 22 February - The Playstation Vita is released. Chris acquires one within two days.
• 23 February - Chris posts an image of his ModNation Racers version of Sonichu.
• 24 February
  • Chris's drivers' license expires.
  • Chris turns thirty! Happy Christian Love Day!
  • TheCWCvilleLibrary releases a grand number of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie, who is apparently back in contact with Chris: Cakefarts, Chris and Jackie's Date‎, You're Always Pretty (a wild Snorlax appears!), Little Tomboy Blue‎, Who's Your Brony?, Forgot the Glitter‎, The Red-Maned Deer, Teenage Dream and Cheerleader.
• 27 February
  • Chris expresses anger at Megan and the trolls on Facebook.
  • Chris opens a new YouTube account, CwcvilleGuardian, which is created at 7:27:40 PM. At 7:37:51 PM, he leaves a comment on SEGA's YouTube video which acknowledged Sonichu the month prior.
• 28 February - Chris again says that he is furious at Megan.